Posted by Khiravn on May 6, 2000 at 11:17:43:
In Reply to: Selric sure is a dick. He must have multiple personalities; one a DICK, the other a semi-normal asshole, either way, he made my char's life miserable and is a detriment to this MUD. n/t posted by One time Acolyte. on May 6, 2000 at 11:12:12:
> > <100%hp 100%m 56%mv> sc
> > You are Maxamus the Swordpupil, level 1, 115 years old (0 hours).
> > You are young.
> > Race: storm Sex: male Class: warrior Hometown: Galadon
> > You are at 100% hit, 100% mana, 56% movement.
> > You have 5 practices and 3 training sessions.
> > You are carrying 8/31 items.
> > Your items weigh 17 pounds and 0 ounces (maximum of 252 pounds).
> > Str: strong Int: genius Wis: wise
> > Dex: dextrous Con: healthy Chr: average
> > You have scored 2000 exp, and have 50 gold coins.
> > You need 2000 exp to level.
> > Wimpy set to 0% of max hit points.
> > You are standing.
> > You are barely protected from piercing.
> > You are barely protected from bashing.
> > You are barely protected from slashing.
> > You are barely protected from magic.
> > You are good. You have a chaotic ethos.
> > You have no religion, use the sphere command to set it.
> > You are affected by:
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 56%mv>
> > An Immortal has transferred you.
> > The Realm of the Dead
> > You are standing on an immense, grey stone floor that stretches as far as you
> > can see in all directions. Rough winds plunging from the dark, starless sky
> > tear savagely at your fragile body.
> >
> > [Exits: north east south west]
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 66%mv>
> > An Immortal forces you to 'help goodbye'.
> > GOODBYE
> > Your name has been deemed unfit by the immortals of Carrion Fields. We can
> > only conclude that somehow you missed the logon messages pertaining to
> > realism/meaning behind a name. Those four name creation questions
> > are meant to save both you and us the trouble of denying you. Please
> > try again with something more appropriate to this medieval/fantasy world.
> >
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'i read it
> > You say 'i read it'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 66%mv> 'why is this not a good enough name
> > You say 'why is this not a good enough name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> color
> > Your color is now ON.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 76%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'well'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not enforce roleplaying
> > You say 'do you not enforce roleplaying'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'do you not want us to stay true to a char
> > You say 'do you not want us to stay true to a char'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 76%mv> 'when we make one
> > You say 'when we make one'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'yes, but a lame name is a lame name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can
> > You say 'do you not want us to try to act as real as we can'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'lame name
> > You say 'lame name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> 'i feel it is a just one
> >
> > An Immortal says 'yes...Maxamus is a lame name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv> You say 'i feel it is a just one'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 86%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'well..you're wrong'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 96%mv> 'i have seen far worse
> > You say 'i have seen far worse'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'so have I'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 96%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'however, that's neither here nor there'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven
> > You say 'i have seen far worse ones in the heaven'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'please, spare me this arguement'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no need to get mad about this
> >
> > An Immortal says 'unless you really want me to say what I've said time and time
> > again'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'no need to get mad about this'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'I'm not, just very tired of hearing the same exscuse blossom a
> > gain and again'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'a gmae is meant to be fun
> > You say 'a gmae is meant to be fun'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
> > You are carrying:
> > a map of Galadon
> > a map of eastern Thera
> > a map of western Thera
> > a map of northern Galadon
> > a practice shield
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or why would i want to play it
> > You say 'or why would i want to play it'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one
> > You say 'i try to make one that is enjoy for every one'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'but in every game there are rules'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'one of ours is that you have an acceptable name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'my name is not lancerlot
> >
> > An Immortal says 'Maxamus isn't'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'my name is not lancerlot'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'no'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or julius
> > You say 'or julius'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or arthur
> > You say 'or arthur'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'your name is one letter away from the roman word for 'big or m
> > assive''
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'and pronounced the same'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'therefore...*tada* it's lame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame
> > You say 'i was going for a name that went with the game time frame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not everyone who plays this game is 15
> > You say 'not everyone who plays this game is 15'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'did I accuse you of that?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name
> > You say 'not is as many words, but i think it is a good name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'well...I, and the rest of the immstaff on at the moment, don't
> > '
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his
> > life in here from time and time again
> > You say 'but if you hate it then i would not like to live out his life in here f
> > rom time and time again'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'because you think it is a "lame" name
> > You say 'because you think it is a "lame" name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'because it *is* a lame name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
> > You shake your head.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal nods.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of name would you have me make
> > You say 'what kind of name would you have me make'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'hjuysbabdiugf
> > You say 'hjuysbabdiugf'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'no that's just as lame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'one meant for those hard to type
> > You say 'one meant for those hard to type'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'you're purposefully being dense'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'no im not, im trying to make a point
> > You say 'no im not, im trying to make a point'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'What would you think of a wood-elf ranger named 'Tree'?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'or maybe Oake?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'that would be 'lame' wouldn't it?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that
> > You say 'come now, this is not even in the same roomo as that'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'yes it is'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'you're name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what kind of names do you know from history
> > You say 'what kind of names do you know from history'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'Maxamus...is one letter off from the roman word Maximus which
> > meant 'big collassal''
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'a lot of then'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i wanted agustus
> > You say 'i wanted agustus'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'them'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'that would've been lame as well'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but that was to much
> > You say 'but that was to much'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'lame
> > You say 'lame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how could a rome ruler be lame
> > You say 'how could a rome ruler be lame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal screams loudly!
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> shake
> > You shake your head.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'BECAUSE IT'S A HISTORICAL NAME?!?!?!'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'ol
> > You say 'ol'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you cant have a historical name
> > You say 'you cant have a historical name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or even one that is close
> > You say 'or even one that is close'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'not if it's something well known'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'what of the old leader of empire
> > You say 'what of the old leader of empire'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'quintis
> > You say 'quintis'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'you mean Quinthen?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'yes
> > You say 'yes'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'what of it?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the
> > mud Thorr
> > You say 'or not to knock the guy, i think he has done alot for the mud Thorr'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'Thror'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'you come at me for this
> > You say 'you come at me for this'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'all this is well and good'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'however, you, sir, are missing the point'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'good for them i guy, and not so for me
> > You say 'good for them i guy, and not so for me'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'regardless of how lame someone else's name is'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was not trying to be funny
> > You say 'i was not trying to be funny'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'regardless of what the price of tea is in China'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'you have a lame name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i was wanting a name that meant something
> > You say 'i was wanting a name that meant something'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'it may be an imperfect system'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'but we're working on it'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'your name is lame'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'I'm getting frustrated from trying to explain why'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'then why try
> > You say 'then why try'
> > An Immortal says 'when you're being as purposfully dense as possible'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'good point'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more
> > You say 'i am just out to play a game i like, nothing more'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1
> > You say 'i didnt make this guy to end up here at level 1'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'with all games there are rules'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'we have rules about names'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'either live it, or leave it'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and
> > let dioxide pick it for me
> > You say 'well i guess i could be like the rest of these people and let dioxide p
> > ick it for me'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'or you could stop being an ass...and listen to what I've said'
> >
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'it's your choice'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me
> > You say 'the think is i have but you dont seem to be hearing me'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense
> > You say 'i not wanting to be an ass or dense'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud
> > of to play with
> > You say 'i just want a name that i like nad that i would be proud of to play wit
> > h'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try
> > to do something that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little
> > more real
> > You say 'but hey its not worth have to get into ever time you try to do somethin
> > g that might make a few people think and make a game seem a little more real'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal "CF" nam
> > e
> >
> > An Immortal says 'how is having a name that means 'collassal' on a storm giant g
> > oing to make the game seem more real?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> You say 'i go by the rules that you set and have a normal
> > "CF" name'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'might as well name yourself Gigantor'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'or Enormous'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'how about boltthrower
> > You say 'how about boltthrower'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'ever heard of the term 'grandfathered'?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'that i have
> > You say 'that i have'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'that's your answer'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is
> > over. seeing as how we have been talking for 15 mins
> > You say 'do you want to at least tell me your name before this is over. seeing
> > as how we have been talking for 15 mins'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'does it matter?'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'does a name matter you seem to think so
> > You say 'does a name matter you seem to think so'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal rolls its eyes, disgusted.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > Selric uncloaks his presence.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > Selric gallantly tips his hat.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> nod
> > You nod.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > Selric cloaks his presence and disappears.
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE
> > You say 'shall i or do you want the PLEASURE'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > An Immortal says 'if you think this has been at all pleasurable, you're wrong...
> > .knock yourself out'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'not at all
> > You say 'not at all'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to k
> > ick him at level 1
> > You say 'i took the time to roll a nice char i would not like to kick him at lev
> > el 1'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv> 'so after you
> > You say 'so after you'
> >
> > <100%hp 100%m 100%mv>
> > You are denied access!
> > Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away...
> > %%% Disconnected from server.