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Posted by Ehoviu on May 14, 2000 at 17:07:35:






<622hp 764m 452mv>
Gruntok sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruntok's bash grazes you.
You yell 'Help! Gruntok is bashing me!'
Gruntok has a few scratches. (6 / 7)

<614hp 764m 452mv> shape porc

Gruntok's slash wounds you.
You parry Gruntok's slash.
You fade into existence.
Your smash devastates Gruntok!
Gruntok has some small but disgusting cuts. (5 / 7)

<594hp 764m 452mv> You flicker and blur into the shape of a porcupine.
Gruntok has some small but disgusting cuts. (5 / 7)

<594hp 754m 452mv>
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MASSACRES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash grazes you.
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MANGLES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash hits you.
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MANGLES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash hits you.
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills maims Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash hits you.
Gruntok is covered with bleeding wounds. (4 / 7)

<557hp 754m 452mv>
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills MUTILATES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash hits you.
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills EVISCERATES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash hits you.
Gruntok hits you but your sharp quills tear into his flesh.
Your sharp quills EVISCERATES Gruntok!
Gruntok's slash grazes you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<538hp 724m 482mv>
Gruntok stops using mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
Gruntok stops using mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
Gruntok wields a flaming bardiche.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<538hp 724m 482mv>
Gruntok executes a controlled overhead attack with his polearm.
Gruntok's chop injures you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<525hp 724m 482mv>
Gruntok's flaming bite grazes you.
Gruntok's flaming bite hits you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<507hp 724m 482mv>
Gruntok's flaming bite grazes you.
Gruntok's flaming bite grazes you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<492hp 724m 482mv> shape hare
You flicker and blur into the shape of a long-eared hare.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<492hp 714m 482mv> Landamaeraen has arrived.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<492hp 714m 482mv>
Gruntok sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruntok's bash scratches you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<490hp 714m 482mv>
Gruntok's flaming bite devastates you!
Gruntok's flaming bite wounds you.
Gruntok parries your bite.
Gruntok parries your bite.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<438hp 714m 482mv>
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok's flaming bite mauls you.
Gruntok parries your bite.
Gruntok dodges your bite.
Gruntok keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<415hp 714m 482mv> flee

You feel you may want to be wary.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Your bite hits Gruntok.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<415hp 714m 482mv>
Gruntok sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Gruntok's bash scratches you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<413hp 714m 482mv>
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok dodges your bite.
Gruntok keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<413hp 714m 482mv>
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok's flaming bite maims you!
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok dodges your bite.
Gruntok dodges your bite.
Your bite grazes Gruntok.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<380hp 714m 482mv> Gruntok cuts off your route of escape with his polearm!
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<380hp 714m 482mv> rev
Gruntok sweeps your legs with a flaming bardiche!
Gruntok's leg sweep scratches you.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<378hp 714m 482mv> c fumble

You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok parries your bite.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<378hp 714m 482mv>
Devohnar has arrived.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<378hp 714m 482mv>
Devohnar leaves east.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<378hp 714m 482mv>
Gruntok's flaming bite mauls you.
You dodge Gruntok's flaming bite.
Gruntok keeps you at bay with his polearm.
Gruntok parries your bite.
Your bite injures Gruntok.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<356hp 714m 482mv> You concentrate a moment and return to your normal shape.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<356hp 714m 482mv> Gruntok's leg sweep misses you.
Gruntok fumbles and drops a flaming bardiche!
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<356hp 679m 482mv>
Gruntok's punch wounds you.
You parry Gruntok's punch.
Your smash maims Gruntok!
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<336hp 679m 482mv> shape porc

Gruntok wields an ice staff.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<336hp 679m 482mv>
Gruntok's freezing bite hits you.
You parry Gruntok's freezing bite.
Gruntok's freezing bite hits you.
Gruntok dodges your smash.
Gruntok dodges your smash.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<316hp 679m 482mv>
Gruntok gets a flaming bardiche.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<316hp 679m 482mv> You flicker and blur into the shape of a porcupine.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<316hp 669m 482mv>
Gruntok stops using an ice staff.
Gruntok wields a flaming bardiche.
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<316hp 669m 482mv>
A faceless nightgaunt swoops down on Gruntok!
Gruntok yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a faceless nightgaunt!'
Gruntok is gushing blood. (3 / 7)

<316hp 669m 482mv>
A faceless nightgaunt grapples Gruntok with a paralytic hold!
A faceless nightgaunt spreads its wings and carries its prey off into the air.





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