Posted by CatMan on July 12, 2000 at 21:05:28:
In Reply to: Uli, you must bow down and let us rule the Realm... posted by Administrator of CF on July 12, 2000 at 18:43:32:
> We indeed have a system in place to handle such deficiencies. > For instance, every Thursday, our RAID works doubletime completing a DAT tape recording the entire week's activities, including pfiles. > Finally, we have a direct fiber-optic link with an etherial C-VN line with the superlative universal system, which most people recognize as that which God uses to judge the unholy and holy alike. With this, we can judge the true purity content of your soul. If you are borderline, we are able to programtically sap a bit of your soul for our purposes. For instance, if you are borderline, and have been practicing 'c sleep' for hours on end, we can estimate that this equates to 1/20 of 1 percent of your soul. Based on this, we can estimate our next few months of power based on the silliness of your soul. > Also, we do backups every Tuesday.
> Every Friday, we run a PSOF that allows us to capture all player activities for that week, thus keeping a redundant log of all pfiles within the past few hours on a continual basis.
> On every second Saturday, we have a secular secondary imprint which interfaces with the CIA's ulterior motive messanging system...this allows us to monitor any activities you, as a person, do during the week. I.e., if you play a paladin of Shokai, we can monitor what you, as a human, actually do during the week, i.e., if you walk by a pimp hurting his ho and cower in the corner doing nothing, we note this as mark this in our secondary imaging characteristic system.