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Posted by A coder on July 15, 2000 at 17:38:09:

In Reply to: Now THAT'S the spark for a fun thread, and away we go... posted by Imbrogno on July 15, 2000 at 17:08:29:

> The difference between "elitists" and the "CF elite".

> Elitists quote fairly obscure literary references that they just heard the day or(if you want to give them the benefit of the doubt) the semester before in class in an attempt to appear like intellectuals.

> The CF Elite quote from The Simpsons because they realize that everything that a person needs to know about everyday life can be found in that half-hour of animation.
> --------------------------------------------

> Elitists condemn the CF webpages while using their OOC friends to bring together an even more complete reference guide to CF that they alone are "entitled" to even though it's usually one person doing all of the gathering.

> The Elite have a legal pad next to their computer on which they scribble notes gathered from logs on the log board, things told to them by ICQ friends, and web addresses for good free net porn.
> --------------------------------------------

> Elitists bestow special favors upon those of the opposite sex that they have met at CF-cons or through the game itself.

> The Elite have special favors bestowed unto them under their desk by their girlfriend who they met through some real social event completely separate from CF while pk'ing the hell out of a group of 45 with only an orcish sword and a smile.
> --------------------------------------------

> Elitists won't give you a hint about anything, even in the game.

> The Elite have their ICQ friends do a thorough background check on you before permitting them to divulge their UIN. Once you're in that circle though, you're on the fast track.
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> Elitists flock to IRC where they can belittle people and generally make asses out of themselves while all the while vying for AOP or SOP positions so that they can further inflate their already robust and 99.995% unearned ego.

> The Elite snub their noses at IRC, but may or may not go their anyway just so that they don't have to keep hearing their ICQ blurt out that annoying "UH OH" after they've accidentally left their volume all the way up after a particularly long mp3 session.

> The above post is 65% truth, 30% embellishment, and 5% humorous jabs at people who either are or claim to be in one of the two categories.

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Comments:	> > The difference between "elitists" and the "CF elite". > > Elitists quote fairly obscure literary references that they just heard the day or(if you want to give them the benefit of the doubt) the semester before in class in an attempt to appear like intellectuals. > > The CF Elite quote from The Simpsons because they realize that everything that a person needs to know about everyday life can be found in that half-hour of animation. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Elitists condemn the CF webpages while using their OOC friends to bring together an even more complete reference guide to CF that they alone are "entitled" to even though it's usually one person doing all of the gathering. > > The Elite have a legal pad next to their computer on which they scribble notes gathered from logs on the log board, things told to them by ICQ friends, and web addresses for good free net porn. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Elitists bestow special favors upon those of the opposite sex that they have met at CF-cons or through the game itself. > > The Elite have special favors bestowed unto them under their desk by their girlfriend who they met through some real social event completely separate from CF while pk'ing the hell out of a group of 45 with only an orcish sword and a smile. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Elitists won't give you a hint about anything, even in the game. > > The Elite have their ICQ friends do a thorough background check on you before permitting them to divulge their UIN. Once you're in that circle though, you're on the fast track. > > -------------------------------------------- > > Elitists flock to IRC where they can belittle people and generally make asses out of themselves while all the while vying for AOP or SOP positions so that they can further inflate their already robust and 99.995% unearned ego. > > The Elite snub their noses at IRC, but may or may not go their anyway just so that they don't have to keep hearing their ICQ blurt out that annoying "UH OH" after they've accidentally left their volume all the way up after a particularly long mp3 session. > > The above post is 65% truth, 30% embellishment, and 5% humorous jabs at people who either are or claim to be in one of the two categories.

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