Posted by DL on July 16, 2000 at 22:02:42:
In Reply to: I'll be your friend Macheath! (n/t) posted by Chalupah on July 16, 2000 at 13:10:19:
> > An average call for me at work: > > (keep in mind that I do this for eight hours at a stretch) > > (the phone rings) > > ME: Thank you for calling Sentry Insurance, how may I help you? > > MAN: I just punched out the window of my car. Where can I go to get it fixed? > > ME: Er, I'm sorry, I don't have that sort of information. > > MAN: (yelling) Fuck! Fucking shit! Fucking shit ass bitch whore fuck! Ass! What the fuck do you mean?? Fuck! > > ME: You'll have to call back during business hours for that sort of information, I'm sorry, sir. > > MAN: What the FUCK?! So, basically, what it boils down to is that YOUR COMPANY IS USELESS! I'm going to fucking cancel this fucking insurance, for fuck's sake. Shit! > > ME: Have a nice day! > > (click) > > ME: Hello? Please be my friend... > > ME: I am so lonely. > > ME: Friend? Hello?