Posted by World's biggest LA Dodger fan on August 5, 2000 at 14:15:55:
I unfortunately am stranded working in Fargo North Dakota. My question is I cannot connect to cf is it because for some reason that my site is banned? Whatever the case I realize that you have recently moved and that could be the cause of it. Unfortunately I am bored so I am going to poist my top ten signs you are addicted to carrion. I don't mean to offend anyone by this but you have to realize I have cgone three months without carrion. 10. You refer to your girlfriend as Bria hoping that she will show mercy on you for your last mistake. 9. You rob a convience store across the street and wait for the arbiters to flag you. 8. In order to hide your crime you try to dress up as one of the store clerks. (Entropy) 7. You challenge your brother to a fight because you think he is making a potion. Which in reality he is only mixing paint. 6. You set snares up in your backyard to catch imperials which turn out to be your parents or other relatives. 5. You hold religious services to the Dawn imms in your apartment. Hoping that you will again be able to play cf. 4. You wonder what kind of cheese whiz Pico uses on his sandwiches 3. You start traveling in large groups of people. Threatening to beat people up if they don't give you their lunch money and address the leader as "Your Highness" 2. You try to tattoo yourself with a Dragon's Tooth and call yourself a master. 1. You are thinking of ritualistically sacraficing some family memebers to Scarabaeus because they piss you off. Once again I didn't mean any offense by this I am just bored. So please answer my question. And if I have offended anyone I do apologize.