Posted by LoGB on August 11, 2000 at 15:42:24:
In Reply to: Hello pretty lady, you smell like flowers. 1 out of 17? That's damn good odds! *jots down a note* (n/t) posted by Zepachu on August 10, 2000 at 09:11:30:
> > You go up to them, look them in the eye, and say, "Hello pretty lady, you smell like flowers" or some such (yes, that actually got me slapped twice, laughed at 14 times, and a blow job once...worth it)
*DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!! THE DISPLAY YOU HAVE SEEN WAS PERFORMED BY A PROFESIONAL AT SELF-ABASEMENT. ATTEMPTING THIS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH*