Posted by Can't think of a name on August 14, 2000 at 20:54:56:
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
the same night.
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2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."
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3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
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5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its
glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as
His
messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
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6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
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7. No matter what happens......somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
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8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very
often that person is crazy.
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9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.
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11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
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gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down
inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.