Posted by Humble Blade(VIP) on August 20, 2000 at 13:50:27:
In Reply to: I'll apologize for PB - he is sorry he posted what you didn't want to hear. nt posted by Nivek on August 20, 2000 at 13:28:52:
Wonderer: It's those damned IMMs. The XP penalty is meant to screw people who don't donate money and compliment them on what handsome, sexy people they are. They're out to get you, Wonderer. They are jealous of your clever mind, jaw-dropping skills, and large penis. Thus they take their petty revenge, sniping at you from the safety of their computer screens, which they sit in front of for 24 hours per day because they have no lives and everyone hates them. I have documented proof of all of this, but I can't find it. But five IMPs, who I will not name, said so in a secret code of smoke signals which they use to reach me when they don't want the vast conspiracy of other cheater IMMs to intercept our communications. In closing, Wonderer, your intricately phrased dilemma makes me feel a lesser man. The daunting monolith that is your intellect makes me feel tiny and insignificant, and thus I lash out at you from the hole in the ground that I reside in, where I hide so you cannot kick my ass. I come before the Forum audience today to beg pity, and suggest that Dioxide and Nepenthe give him all of their personal passwords, so that he can run both this website and the MUD, and let his brilliance diffuse into our minds and souls. No longer will Wonderer be oppressed beneath my yoke. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and delete all of my past posts, lest anyone ever realize the magnitude of my stupidity. Ever Sincerely,
Actually, I will have to push the big red "Delete All Except Wonderer's Posts" button that Dioxide recently created when the first inklings of your talent became known to us. We realized that, as mouth-breathing slack-jawed morons, our own contributions would soon have to go the way of the dodo and the wooden plow, eclipsed by the grace, power, and elegance of a superior product.
Proud Blade