Posted by Pseudo-V.I.P. on August 21, 2000 at 16:03:03:
In Reply to: I'd like who ever missed Proud Blades retort to reread it...Here it is. posted by The wonderer on August 21, 2000 at 15:35:35:
> Now Mind you this comes from a post below entitled "Aside from just to piss me off...bla bla bla" > To clarify my own thoughts on the original post. > I really wanted a serious answer and had hoped for it. Yes my tone was angry, but HEY I was mad. I wasn't blaming the Imms for anything at all. > I am quite aware that the EXP penalty is not in place just to fuck with me or anyone else in particular, or even in general. That being said I had intended it to come across as humor at a frustrating time. > Proud Blade made a responce to it that was in my opinion a bitter, condesending and uninformed assumption of myself and experiences. > I retorted angrily. > He responds. > I have two words to describe my thoughts on this responce. > UN-REAL > Wonderer: > It's those damned IMMs. The XP penalty is meant to screw people who don't donate money and compliment them on what handsome, sexy people they are. > They're out to get you, Wonderer. They are jealous of your clever mind, jaw-dropping skills, and large penis. Thus they take their petty revenge, sniping at you from the safety of their computer screens, which they sit in front of for 24 hours per day because they have no lives and everyone hates them. > I have documented proof of all of this, but I can't find it. But five IMPs, who I will not name, said so in a secret code of smoke signals which they use to reach me when they don't want the vast conspiracy of other cheater IMMs to intercept our communications. > In closing, Wonderer, your intricately phrased dilemma makes me feel a lesser man. The daunting monolith that is your intellect makes me feel tiny and insignificant, and thus I lash out at you from the hole in the ground that I reside in, where I hide so you cannot kick my ass. > I come before the Forum audience today to beg pity, and suggest that Dioxide and Nepenthe give him all of their personal passwords, so that he can run both this website and the MUD, and let his brilliance diffuse into our minds and souls. No longer will Wonderer be oppressed beneath my yoke. > Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and delete all of my past posts, lest anyone ever realize the magnitude of my stupidity. > Ever Sincerely, >
> Actually, I will have to push the big red "Delete All Except Wonderer's Posts" button that Dioxide recently created when the first inklings of your talent became known to us. We realized that, as mouth-breathing slack-jawed morons, our own contributions would soon have to go the way of the dodo and the wooden plow, eclipsed by the grace, power, and elegance of a superior product.
> Proud Blade
> Try anger managment PB.