Posted by Melnik...Alive and watching you all! on August 28, 2000 at 13:52:52:
In Reply to: This one guy was nuts posted by Lanthaeren (Former Imm, now the Elf with no Balls. *Glares at Shokai) on August 23, 2000 at 15:41:00:
Hey there chief ass pirate the third. I would first like to take a huge bow for that char. He was the shiznit to say the least. Here you are calling me a sick fuck...but you dont even have the story straight. One day as a young lad i was dispersed. I didnt know where i was so i was wondering around. I, being the cut-up I am was jacked cause i couldnt find my way back. So I prayed that i needed to get back to my guild and "play" with the bunnies. Whatever moron imm heard that sent me back to fucking galadon...Now I ask you this...At this point, who is the sick fuck? This was when i was about rank 12. Melnik sits here in the corner smokin a bowl of dank ass Vermont endo, Agothocles tied up in bondage gear next to him takin it from his dad.
When i was about rank 20 i was inducted into sylvan. Then someone kicked me out for the bunny thing. So i really didnt give a damn, because then i became friends with istendil and hvitlok, and i was their little bitch. Then a few hundred hours later when everyone who was in sylvan deleted from boredom, i decided i would apply to sylvan again. And you stupid fucks accepted me. Once again...now...who is the moron? So then, yes, you kicked me out. I was standing in emerald forest and i asked why i was kicked out. Once again just being the ruthless ass fuck that I am. Agothocles gives me some bull shit. So i yell "I am a very model of a modern major general, to not give agothocles an anal physical!" He smites me several times, takes away bear call and gives me the title Melnik sits in the corner drooling, mind broken by Agothocles." That char died after about 550 hours to a con death. So all you bitches out there that think i'm a sick fuck...Fuck you...because i am. And Cathoir, thank you for the applaud...it is well deserved...any "Sick Fuck" that can make it to 550+ hours and hero is the SHIT! So in the words of snoop, Bow down and blow up on dez nutz. Shout outs to my boyz in the Burg!