Posted by `Shady on September 7, 2000 at 12:31:54:
In Reply to: (log board is down) That is so funny. posted by Wanievre on September 7, 2000 at 09:50:09:
> Dioxide's Log Formatter > > [Exits: north south] > s > Crakyun has arrived through a gate. > > call centu > Crakyun leaves south. > > > > boneshatter > Your shield blocks Crakyun's wrath. > You must wield a mace in your primary hand to shatter bones. > > > > > hold axe > weap > > weap > Crakyun narrows his eyes and glares in your direction. > > > You break Crakyun's weapon with a mighty blow from your axe! > > > hold hammer > You parry Crakyun's punch. > > You can't wear a second weapon with a light, shield or held item. > > rem axe > hodl hammer > You dodge Crakyun's punch. > dent > You must wield a mace in your primary hand to dent anything. > > hold hammer > boneshatter > > dent > You parry Crakyun's punch. > > > You swing a powerful blow at Crakyun, denting shining breastplate of pure mithril. > dent > You parry Crakyun's punch. > > You swing a powerful blow at Crakyun, denting shining breastplate of pure mithril. > > say get lost > You parry Crakyun's punch. > > You say 'get lost' > You swing a powerful blow at Crakyun, denting a pair of fine gloves. > > ber > You dodge Crakyun's punch. > > Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage! > > n >
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> An Imperial Guardsman watches over the countryside.
> Entrance to the Imperial Lands
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> [Exits: north east south west]
> Crakyun has arrived.
> Two centurions come to fortify this road.
> Crakyun has arrived.
> You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Crakyun!'
> Your shield blocks Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun is in perfect health.
> You dodge Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun parries your punch.
> Crakyun is in perfect health.
> You dodge Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun parries your punch.
> Crakyun parries your punch.
> Crakyun is in perfect health.
> Crakyun is in perfect health.
> You dodge Crakyun's wrath.
> Your shield blocks Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun parries your punch.
> Crakyun parries your punch.
> Crakyun is in perfect health.
> You dodge Crakyun's wrath.
> Your punch mauls Crakyun.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You dodge Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun deflects your punch with his shield.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You wield mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
> Mahn-Tor's Great Axe feels like a part of you!
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You attempt to shatter Crakyun's weapon, but it holds firm.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You parry Crakyun's wrath.
> Your slash decimates Crakyun!
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You are surrounded by a pink outline.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You parry Crakyun's wrath.
> Crakyun deflects your slash with his shield.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Your slash wounds Crakyun.
> Crakyun deflects your slash with his shield.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Your slash wounds Crakyun.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun's kick EVISCERATES you!
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Crakyun deflects your slash with his shield.
> Crakyun deflects your slash with his shield.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You stop using mahn-Tor's Great Axe.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Your punch injures Crakyun.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Huh?
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun's kick EVISCERATES you!
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You wield a black hammer.
> A black hammer feels like a part of you!
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> You dodge Crakyun's punch.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You bring a black hammer around with bone-shattering force!
> Your bone-shattering blow mauls Crakyun.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> The sky is getting cloudy.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun's kick devastates you!
> You feel your pulse slow down.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Your shield blocks Crakyun's punch.
> Your crush wounds Crakyun.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Your crush injures Crakyun.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Your crush wounds Crakyun.
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Shining breastplate of pure mithril crumbles under the force of the blow!
> Crakyun has some small but disgusting cuts.
> Crakyun closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> You parry Crakyun's punch.
> Your crush injures Crakyun.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> dent
> Crakyun dodges your crush.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun's kick MUTILATES you!
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Your shield blocks Crakyun's punch.
> Your crush wounds Crakyun.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun deflects your crush with his shield.
> Crakyun has a few scratches.
> Crakyun closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
> Crakyun disappears.
> The sun slowly disappears in the west.
> It starts to rain.
> The centurion steps aside for you.
> The centurion steps aside for you.
> The Imperial Road
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> [Exits: north south]
> An Imperial Guardsman watches over the countryside.
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