Posted by Zepachu on September 12, 2000 at 08:52:03:
In Reply to: We was a'waitin in Selric's shrine and a surfin' at the same time.... posted by Waiting Patiently.... on September 12, 2000 at 08:31:15:
> The fucking way of the fucking Kara Chal, or the fucking open hand is a choice, both physically and mentally open to any who wish to fuckin' seek peace within them shits, and without. Hold you and your hemorrhoids hand up to you and your hand-job, palm facing you. Do you and your hemorrhoids see the fucking power inherent? You will. The fucking way is simple to start, and for one devoted to fuckin' my motherfucking teachings that bastard is the only fucking way, this bullshit tapestry will set you and your conscience on the fucking beginning of the fucking path, walk that bastard well. he fucking beginning of the fucking path is simple, open you hand and let all fall out of that shit. Empty, open, the fucking way is set before you and your conscience. With no motherfucking shield, staff, wand or weapon to fuckin' clutter your sorry thoughts, you will see what the fuck you and your hemorrhoids are able to do. You now stand as a being of peace, yet does this bullshit leave you and your jive without the fucking means to protect yourself? Hardly, quicker than you and your hemorrhoids can draw a weapon or utter a fuckin' spell, your sorry hand is a fist. Yet quicker than you can sheath a weapon that bastard is the fucking open hand of peace again. All warriors who wish to fuckin' walk this bullshit path should learn well the fucking art of hand to fuckin' hand fighting. With the fucking understanding of the fucking open hand, you understand the fucking first precept...peace. he fucking next turn in the fucking path is equally simple, once the fucking first has been given over to the fucking heart and spirit. Place your sorry hand upon your sorry breastplate can you and your hemorrhoids feel the fucking warmth couring through that piece of shit? Can you feel that bastard spreading through you? Yes...this bullshit is the fucking next step upon the fucking way of Kara Chal. That shit is a fuckin' power few understand, yet a power unrivalled. The fucking power of healing, and life flow through your sorry hand. The fucking warmth you feel is the fucking healing power within us all, not only healers, and physicians. Even the fucking most blood-thirsty of warriors, can change that bastard's ways and gain this bullshit ability to fuckin' heal. If he is willing to fuckin' give that bastard's mind over to the fucking path. We can not all heal the fucking physical wounds, but there are other monkey-spankers that are deeper, these all who are dedicated to the fucking Kara Chal can heal, with the fucking warmth of touch, and the fucking blessing of Light. That shit is also (in addition to the fact that you're a shit) this bullshit step of the fucking path that our enemy springs against...plague, disease. These I expect you and your monkey to fight like a savage does with that bastard's sword, or axe. Though I expect you and your hand-job to fuckin' use the fucking ways of the fucking Kara Chal, and not the fucking blade. The fucking third and final part of the fucking path. Hold your sorry palm outward in front of your sorry face. Notice how in the hell well that shit covers that shit? Protecting that shit more completely than a helmet. With no motherfucking shield, no motherfucking weapon, you are still able to defend and protect yourself. You can extend this bullshit power of protection to other monkey-spankers as well. Physically that shit becomes obvious how in the hell this bullshit is possible, but what the fuck of mentally? What the fuck of their spirit? Yes, you begin to fuckin' see, with your sorry hands open, as a being of peace...filled with the fucking warmth of healing, you and your hand-job can speak to those shrouded in darkness. Perhaps even draw them shits back under the fucking folds of the fucking Light. If you and your monkey understand and walk this bullshit path, you will be a motherfucking priest or priestess of the fucking Kara Chal. May the fucking Light guide your sorry steps and may peace be at your sorry lips. > > > *Boredom is a killer* >
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