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Posted by Calacalu on September 20, 2000 at 21:46:48:

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
You feel too pumped to sleep now.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
You are affected by:
Skill: 'bind wounds' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours.
Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours.
Skill: 'heightened awareness' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
I see no corpse here.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
People near you:
Boraeus Entrance to the Warrior's Guild
Jecik Thieves' Bar
(PK) Esquilax On the Eastern Battlements
(PK) Issyrius Thieves' Bar
Ieyasen Rune's Instruments
Juzrisium Thieves' Bar
(PK) Calacalu On the Southern Battlements

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
Calacalu's group:
[20 Asn] Calacalu 81% hp 95% mana 100% mv 113147 xp

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
You attempt to move silently.

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> /
/
[ Fire ] (PK) Grazhidia the Gladiator, Imperial Soldier
[ Svirf ] (PK) Esquilax the Knight
[ D-Elf ] (PK) Selitha the Gladiator
[ Arial ] (PK) Koriziqal the Student of Light
[ Human ] (PK) Issyrius the Cut-Throat
[ Arial ] (PK) Otjau the Grand Sorcerer, Imperial Magus
[ Fire ] (PK) Grunthar the Knight
[ Felar ] (PK) Ghoti the Ranger Initiate
[ Human ] (PK) Arrafin the Student of Kamae
[ Human ] (PK) Melvin the Master Animator, Initiate of the Scarab
[ Dwarf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Kurkamor the Brother of the Blue Sash
* Arial * (PK) Calacalu the Kasokutei
[ Gnome ] (PK) Koldrand the Grand Sorcerer
[ Gnome ] (PK) Farin the Student of Water
[ Felar ] (PK) Phinitz the Ranger
[ Duerg ] (PK) Kadara the Rogue Lady

Players found: 16

<81%hp 95%m 100%mv> On the Southern Battlements

[Exits: east west down]
( 5) A plain steel sword lies here.
( 5) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
You are already standing.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
You aren't fighting anyone.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
Only those below level 10 may use recall.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
You say 'Right on.'

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<81%hp 95%m 99%mv> /
[ Fire ] (PK) Grazhidia the Gladiator, Imperial Soldier
[ Svirf ] (PK) Esquilax the Knight
[ D-Elf ] (PK) Selitha the Gladiator
[ Arial ] (PK) Koriziqal the Student of Light
[ Human ] (PK) Issyrius the Cut-Throat
[ Arial ] (PK) Otjau the Grand Sorcerer, Imperial Magus
[ Fire ] (PK) Grunthar the Knight
[ Felar ] (PK) Ghoti the Ranger Initiate
[ Human ] (PK) Arrafin the Student of Kamae
[ Human ] (PK) Melvin the Master Animator, Initiate of the Scarab
[ Dwarf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Kurkamor the Brother of the Blue Sash
* Arial * (PK) Calacalu the Kasokutei
[ Gnome ] (PK) Koldrand the Grand Sorcerer
[ Gnome ] (PK) Farin the Student of Water
[ Felar ] (PK) Phinitz the Ranger
[ Duerg ] (PK) Kadara the Rogue Lady

Players found: 16

<84%hp 99%m 100%mv> /
You do not have that item.

<84%hp 99%m 100%mv>
The sun slowly disappears in the west.

<84%hp 99%m 100%mv>
You feel ready to bind up more wounds.

<87%hp 100%m 100%mv> /
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<87%hp 100%m 100%mv> /
On the Southern Battlements

[Exits: east west]
( 7) A plain steel sword lies here.
( 7) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
The sliced-off leg of a battlement guard is lying here.
The sliced-off arm of a battlement guard is lying here.
A steaming pile of a battlement guard's entrails is lying here.
( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here.
An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement.
An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
I see no window here.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
You are affected by:
Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 18 hours.
Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.
Skill: 'heightened awareness' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
On the Southern Battlements
You stand here on the southern wall of Galadon, looking across the forest
and mountains to the south. The general air of the watchmen here seems
more tense than on the other battlements. The bleak stone of the Shadow
Peaks to the south of the Silverwood serves as a reminder to all on this
watch that the dangers of the wild loom just beyond these walls. Galadon
stretches out to the north of here. The wall arches over the south gate to
the west and the wall continues to the east.

[Exits: east west]
( 7) A plain steel sword lies here.
( 7) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
The sliced-off leg of a battlement guard is lying here.
The sliced-off arm of a battlement guard is lying here.
A steaming pile of a battlement guard's entrails is lying here.
( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here.
An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement.
An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /

Boraeus yells 'wow!!'

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> You do not see that here.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
You say 'we hold the book.. just not the equation'

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv>
The guts of a battlement guard decomposes.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv>
The night has begun.
The rain stopped.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
You don't know any spells of that name.

<87%hp 100%m 99%mv> /
Huh?

<91%hp 100%m 100%mv> /
On the Southern Battlements

[Exits: east west down]
( 5) A plain steel sword lies here.
( 5) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle.
( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here.

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Insight from a programmer's standpoint. (text) Zepachu 22:17:26 9/20/2000 (1)
- I noticed it to thought it was a zmud bug..since its riddled with them. n/t WALSH 13:55:50 9/21/2000 (0)

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Comments:	> <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > You feel too pumped to sleep now. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > You are affected by: > Skill: 'bind wounds' modifies none by 0 for 1 hours. > Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 20 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. > Skill: 'heightened awareness' modifies none by 0 for 7 hours. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > I see no corpse here. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > People near you: > Boraeus Entrance to the Warrior's Guild > Jecik Thieves' Bar > (PK) Esquilax On the Eastern Battlements > (PK) Issyrius Thieves' Bar > Ieyasen Rune's Instruments > Juzrisium Thieves' Bar > (PK) Calacalu On the Southern Battlements > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > Calacalu's group: > [20 Asn] Calacalu 81% hp 95% mana 100% mv 113147 xp > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > You attempt to move silently. > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> / > / > [ Fire ] (PK) Grazhidia the Gladiator, Imperial Soldier > [ Svirf ] (PK) Esquilax the Knight > [ D-Elf ] (PK) Selitha the Gladiator > [ Arial ] (PK) Koriziqal the Student of Light > [ Human ] (PK) Issyrius the Cut-Throat > [ Arial ] (PK) Otjau the Grand Sorcerer, Imperial Magus > [ Fire ] (PK) Grunthar the Knight > [ Felar ] (PK) Ghoti the Ranger Initiate > [ Human ] (PK) Arrafin the Student of Kamae > [ Human ] (PK) Melvin the Master Animator, Initiate of the Scarab > [ Dwarf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Kurkamor the Brother of the Blue Sash > * Arial * (PK) Calacalu the Kasokutei > [ Gnome ] (PK) Koldrand the Grand Sorcerer > [ Gnome ] (PK) Farin the Student of Water > [ Felar ] (PK) Phinitz the Ranger > [ Duerg ] (PK) Kadara the Rogue Lady > Players found: 16 > <81%hp 95%m 100%mv> On the Southern Battlements > > [Exits: east west down] > ( 5) A plain steel sword lies here. > ( 5) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > ( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > You are already standing. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > You aren't fighting anyone. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > Only those below level 10 may use recall. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > You say 'Right on.' > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <81%hp 95%m 99%mv> / > [ Fire ] (PK) Grazhidia the Gladiator, Imperial Soldier > [ Svirf ] (PK) Esquilax the Knight > [ D-Elf ] (PK) Selitha the Gladiator > [ Arial ] (PK) Koriziqal the Student of Light > [ Human ] (PK) Issyrius the Cut-Throat > [ Arial ] (PK) Otjau the Grand Sorcerer, Imperial Magus > [ Fire ] (PK) Grunthar the Knight > [ Felar ] (PK) Ghoti the Ranger Initiate > [ Human ] (PK) Arrafin the Student of Kamae > [ Human ] (PK) Melvin the Master Animator, Initiate of the Scarab > [ Dwarf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Kurkamor the Brother of the Blue Sash > * Arial * (PK) Calacalu the Kasokutei > [ Gnome ] (PK) Koldrand the Grand Sorcerer > [ Gnome ] (PK) Farin the Student of Water > [ Felar ] (PK) Phinitz the Ranger > [ Duerg ] (PK) Kadara the Rogue Lady > Players found: 16 > <84%hp 99%m 100%mv> / > You do not have that item. > <84%hp 99%m 100%mv> > The sun slowly disappears in the west. > <84%hp 99%m 100%mv> > You feel ready to bind up more wounds. > <87%hp 100%m 100%mv> / > Alas, you cannot go that way. > <87%hp 100%m 100%mv> / > On the Southern Battlements > > [Exits: east west] > ( 7) A plain steel sword lies here. > ( 7) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > The sliced-off leg of a battlement guard is lying here. > The sliced-off arm of a battlement guard is lying here. > A steaming pile of a battlement guard's entrails is lying here. > ( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here. > An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement. > An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > I see no window here. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > You are affected by: > Skill: 'sneak' modifies none by 0 for 18 hours. > Skill: 'detect hidden' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > Skill: 'heightened awareness' modifies none by 0 for 5 hours. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > On the Southern Battlements > You stand here on the southern wall of Galadon, looking across the forest > and mountains to the south. The general air of the watchmen here seems > more tense than on the other battlements. The bleak stone of the Shadow > Peaks to the south of the Silverwood serves as a reminder to all on this > watch that the dangers of the wild loom just beyond these walls. Galadon > stretches out to the north of here. The wall arches over the south gate to > the west and the wall continues to the east. > > [Exits: east west] > ( 7) A plain steel sword lies here. > ( 7) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > The sliced-off leg of a battlement guard is lying here. > The sliced-off arm of a battlement guard is lying here. > A steaming pile of a battlement guard's entrails is lying here. > ( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here. > An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement. > An archer is here, watching the forests for any movement. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > Boraeus yells 'wow!!' > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> You do not see that here. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > You say 'we hold the book.. just not the equation' > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> > The guts of a battlement guard decomposes. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> > The night has begun. > The rain stopped. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > You don't know any spells of that name. > <87%hp 100%m 99%mv> / > Huh? > <91%hp 100%m 100%mv> / > On the Southern Battlements > > [Exits: east west down] > ( 5) A plain steel sword lies here. > ( 5) A blue vest lies here, marked by a white circle. > ( 5) A long bow has carelessly been left here.

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