Posted by Lowbie Ranger on September 21, 2000 at 18:51:23:
Damned near died laughing at this when I noticed. Now I picture the gopher from Caddyshack when I see any of them. Damn it I can't kill them now. :-) <67%hp 100%m 100%mv> <69%hp 100%m 100%mv>
Your slash wounds a gopher.
You parry a gopher's bite.
A gopher's bite misses you.
A gopher is gushing blood.
A gopher wipes the dirt from his eyes.
A gopher is gushing blood.