Posted by riiiight on September 26, 2000 at 09:14:52:
In Reply to: I WAS EMPOWERED TODAY! posted by Elmaster on September 26, 2000 at 06:38:54:
> finger: Signet Ring of the Smiths
> finger: ring of crossing turtles
> neck: Tietack of Snobishness
> neck: Tie of constriction
> Body: Stratford Dresshirt of the yuppies
> head: Sunglasses of Ray's Ban
> legs: (itching) Wool slacks of doom
> feet: (glowing) Masters shoes of the Florsheim
> hands: (invis)nothing.
> arms: Cufflinks of the Tightwad Brotherhood
> about the body: Suffocating Sportcoat of Doom
> about the waist: Black leather belt of dillardos
> wrist: (glowing)(ticking) Costly Watch of Stupidity
> wrist: bracelet of medilert
> weilded: (glowing)(humming) Cellphone of Poor Driving
> held: Breifcase of sex prevention
> tattooed: Bootprint of Lord Sales Manager