This made me laugh out loud, especially the bit about the keyboard (n/t):

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Posted by A Chronicler on November 2, 2000 at 06:56:23:

In Reply to: Surely, you aren't referring to... posted by MacWoru on November 1, 2000 at 18:51:19:

> Between you, and me, and the rest of Galadon, there's enough OOC here to send any earnest gamer into paroxysms of laughter. And to tell the truth, I miss the old days.

> This log does make me shiver, though...

>
> You tell Vargas 'I thought for sure I was through being slain by you.. thank the damn lag beast.'

> <206hp 394m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'You werent the only one lagged..'

> <206hp 394m 499mv> tell vargas I was the only healer fighting who was lagged. ;)
> You tell Vargas 'I was the only healer fighting who was lagged. ;)'

> <213hp 423m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'ooc i was just tripping the guards.. and then i was on you.. '

> <213hp 423m 499mv> reply *sigh*
> You tell Vargas '*sigh*'

> <213hp 423m 499mv> reply I'm about to give up.
> You tell Vargas 'I'm about to give up.'
> Vargas tells you 'use whips?'

> <223hp 454m 499mv> reply Not really, no.
> You tell Vargas 'Not really, no.'

> <223hp 454m 499mv> whois vargas

> Vargas tells you 'ack dont worry.. demon whip is evil'

> <223hp 454m 499mv> [ Arial ] Vargas the Master of Copper

> <223hp 454m 499mv> reply Where did you die?
> You tell Vargas 'Where did you die?'

> <236hp 488m 499mv> who pk

> Vargas tells you 'lagged at the temple altar.'

> <236hp 488m 499mv> [ Elf ] (PK) Eladamri the Guardian of the Forest
> [ Elf ] (PK) Amelia the Templar General
> [ Storm ] (PK) Maedar the Baron of Tornadoes
> [ Dwarf ] (PK) [ARBITER] Grummore the Master of Space
> [ Fire ] (PK) Kraull the Baron of Fire
> [37 Elf Hea] (PK) [ARBITER] Woru the Healer of Curses
> [ Fire ] (PK) Kadesiah the Lady of Pain
> [ D-Elf ] (PK) Vierna the Healer of Curses
> [ Gnome ] (PK) Castarack the Master of Form
> [ D-Elf ] (PK) Zarious the Baron of Ice
> [ D-Elf ] (PK) Ograeus the Master of Light
> [ Elf ] (PK) Ellenroh the Mistress of Form
> [ Dwarf ] (PK) Illandrin the Baron of Tornadoes
> [ Cloud ] (PK) Falstaff the Baron of Meteors
> [ Dwarf ] (PK) Nebishiem the Master of Bronze
> [ Elf ] (PK) Tarkon the Student of Time
> [ Felar ] (PK) Shamaad the Baron of Meteors
> [ Arial ] (PK) Gron the Uki Goshi
> [ Elf ] (PK) Amlaruil the Mistress of Pyrotechniques
> [ Arial ] (PK) Egalthaltor the Entrance to Owaza

> Players found: 20

> <236hp 488m 499mv> reply Ah.
> You tell Vargas 'Ah.'

> <236hp 488m 499mv>
> Nergle yells 'HELLO GALADON'

> <236hp 488m 499mv>
> Restricis yells 'HELLO NURSE'

> <247hp 512m 499mv>
> Mentzer yells 'rank 6 nuetral warrior seeks a group'

> <247hp 512m 499mv> reply Well, I've got to spend the next few days finding myself pieces of equipment.. you've nothing to fear from me for a while, I fear.

> Nergle yells 'NERGLE IS HERE'

> <247hp 512m 499mv> You tell Vargas 'Well, I've got to spend the next few days finding myself pieces of equipment.. you've nothing to fear from me for a while, I fear.'

> <247hp 512m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'trust me.. normally i have a shit link.. thats why i make the most of when i am running smoothly'

> <247hp 512m 499mv> reply Heh.
> You tell Vargas 'Heh.'

> <247hp 512m 499mv>
> Maieuake yells 'the caps lock key is at the far left of the keyboard, press it OFF'

> <247hp 512m 499mv>
> Felidia yells 'whats a keyboard?'

> <256hp 534m 499mv> eq
> You are using:
> (Glowing) an Arbiter's Kite Shield
> a stone baton

> <256hp 534m 499mv>
> A magical spring dries up.

> <256hp 534m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'hang in there..i always do.:)'

> <256hp 534m 499mv>
> Cocette yells 'That thing on the wall of an Inn where they keep the keys!'

> <256hp 534m 499mv>
> Maieuake yells 'A board that holds keys.'

> <256hp 534m 499mv>
> Morisen yells 'A place to hang your keys...'

> <256hp 534m 499mv> reply Aye.. but you don't die and get looted nearly as often. :P
> You tell Vargas 'Aye.. but you don't die and get looted nearly as often. :P'

> <269hp 557m 499mv>
> Felidia yells 'ahh'

> <269hp 557m 499mv> reply People don't much like arbiters.
> You tell Vargas 'People don't much like arbiters.'

> <269hp 557m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'i know.. i have a hero arb'

> <269hp 557m 499mv> reply When I die, my eq is gone before the corpse hits the ground.
> You tell Vargas 'When I die, my eq is gone before the corpse hits the ground.'

> <269hp 557m 499mv>
> Kadesiah tells you 'be careful Nergle dispersing in town'

> <269hp 557m 499mv>
> Schezeraide yells wildly 'Vpdr! q hmlwjvnv jjp oljl mrpwsmkggw xw!'

> <269hp 557m 499mv> tell kadesiah aye.
> You tell Kadesiah 'aye.'

> <276hp 582m 499mv>
> Schezeraide yells wildly 'Dfzg! m xtzdkugl lpf ryvn endyiywqay lc!'

> <276hp 582m 499mv>
> Felidia yells 'excuse me???'

> <276hp 582m 499mv> cb When I die, my equiment is gone before the corpse hits the ground. I'm getting sick of this. **grumble**
> [ARBITER] Woru: When I die, my equiment is gone before the corpse hits the ground. I'm getting sick of this. **grumble**

> <276hp 582m 499mv>
> Maedar tells you 'elqcni'

> <276hp 582m 499mv> tell maedar Garbled?
> You tell Maedar 'Garbled?'

> <286hp 609m 499mv> where maedar
> You didn't find any maedar.

> <286hp 609m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'ooc i should really play augustus more..:P'

> <286hp 609m 499mv>
> Maedar tells you 'qxdqia'

> <286hp 609m 499mv>
> Mentzer yells 'rank 6 nuetral seeking a group'

> <286hp 609m 499mv> tell vargas heh
> You tell Vargas 'heh'

> <286hp 609m 499mv>
> Vargas tells you 'seeya round'


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