So, I'm holding it down way north west. I go out all weekend and don't play at all and find out today I got raped. So, I send the rapist this note. BTW said rapist:
Name Inhabitants Coordinates
Holy Terra (Capital) 304 (-82|33)
Sacred Mars 65 (-79|32)


Dear Sir or Madam,

Brucifer is the prophet of the Brucades
Brucifer is he who wields the Brucifix
Brucifer is the harbinging of the Brucifixion
Brucifer is the Ruler of Barusalem.

Brucifer is not pleased with your recent transgressions upon the holy lands of Brusalem. Brucifer does not know how to feel after you pillaged his lands while he was out drinking and mac'ing hoes. Clearly this is unacceptable. The people of Brusalem are saddened by this, their tears plague Brucifers nightmares.

Brucifer has fortified the city cranny.
Brucifer has strengthened the very walls of Brusalem.

The citizens of Brusalem are peacefully folk.
It is not the wish of Brucifer to bring Brusalem to war.
Yet, Brucifer does not wish to see his people suffer while he goes out and gets drunk and bangs loose women.

Do not force the hand of Brucifer.
I am sure we can come to a peaceable agreement.
Surely an ally in your quest against these mutants would profit you more greatly.

I am sure you will agree and I expect your merchants to promptly return to Brusalem the following which you have pilfered from Brusalem.
Wood:648
Clay: 706
Iron: 706
Food: 242

Brucifer expects you hear from you couriers shortly.

~Brucifer, Leader of the Brucades, wielder of the Brucifix, harbinger of the Brucifixion, Ruler of Brusalem.