Fucking Parrot

Volicitry

May 27, 2016 08:17PM

Registered: 16 years ago
Posts: 186

One time we were traveling to the old chessmasters and my brother in real life got hungry we ran across the parrot I warned him specifically don't attack the damn thing. He did. We both died at the same time he got so pissed he ripped off the keyboard and threw it. As soon as he did we both got caught busted for cheating and had like a week ban. He swore to never play again but he still does lol good times

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Dumb things you did as a newbie - go! (n/t)	The_Joker	May 24, 2016 10:32AM
Teaming up consistently with a dark elf necromancer to level while continuing to try to "RP" a goodie dawn hippie.	evil_ranger	June 02, 2016 11:29PM
Why is everyone too busy being nostalgic instead of jaded? n/t	Stevers	May 29, 2016 02:20PM
I am not nostalgic. I enjoy the game much more today, back in my newbie days I used to hate it. (n/t)	Murphy	May 29, 2016 05:40PM
Re: Dumb things you did as a newbie - go!	bobbyp	May 29, 2016 06:24AM
Greetings, milord!	MiyagiYojimbo	May 29, 2016 12:14PM
using 2. way too much for targeting.	The Forsaken(VIP)	May 28, 2016 05:46PM
Thinking my L25 shaman could keep his lich loot gear before anti-gang code. (n/t)	saagkri	May 25, 2016 08:27PM
For more than 10 minutes. (n/t)	saagkri	May 25, 2016 08:27PM
group tell It's okay, that necro wont attack us, he's my friend from school	Demtok	May 25, 2016 11:27AM
A lawyer? Now he lives that kind of game. (n/t)	Doof	May 25, 2016 02:30PM
Cool story. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 25, 2016 01:31PM
never go up in FON. I learned that 1-3 times a character for my first dozen or so. (n/t)	Mjothvitnir	May 25, 2016 09:39AM
Curse that black knight to hell. (n/t)	Frosty	May 25, 2016 10:58AM
Pray "recall"... Pray "return"... ugh.. why isn't this working.	SomeOneSpecial	May 25, 2016 07:19AM
LOL. So glad I posted this. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 25, 2016 01:42PM
Bah	NbM(VIP)	May 25, 2016 04:16AM
No they said when you were a newbie not what happened last week. n/t	jalim	May 25, 2016 04:42AM
I'm still a newbie (n/t)	NbM(VIP)	May 25, 2016 04:58AM
You're wrong	Kstatida	May 25, 2016 04:46AM
Walk into a death trap two extra times trying to get to my corpse. This was my first mud.... (n/t)	bloodmoon	May 25, 2016 04:03AM
I did this on Tahril mountains	Kstatida	May 25, 2016 04:05AM
Pretty sure thats the one I did it on. (n/t)	bloodmoon	May 25, 2016 03:39PM
I did this too. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 25, 2016 01:42PM
"dirt simon", Enter (n/t)	Doof	May 25, 2016 01:39AM
Rolling a frost giant ranger (n/t)	Kstatida	May 24, 2016 09:28PM
This thread is making me feel like an old timer.	MiyagiYojimbo	May 24, 2016 10:01PM
I remember when warriors got specs. :( (n/t)	The_Joker	May 25, 2016 01:43PM
Yeah I remember when that happened. Pole specs were tanking galadon shoppies at lvl 25. (n/t)	Frosty	May 26, 2016 09:58AM
I remember when dual wield came in. I also remember when giants where split into Storm, Cloud, and Fire and when the mage class was split into Invoker, Transmuter and Necromancer....	Zruulg	May 25, 2016 08:34PM
Do you remember ranking west of Midgaard?	trewyn	June 02, 2016 10:49PM
I think dual wield was in when I started. I want to say I came in like late 1995. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 26, 2016 07:40AM
I think it was early 95. I played from around Jan-June 95, then fell off until 1999.	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 12:14PM
I don't think the instituting dual wield weapons changed the hand slots, but the later dual wielding hands did.	Spronti	May 30, 2016 07:47PM
I thought he was saying you could hold all that stuff at once. (n/t)	MiyagiYojimbo	May 30, 2016 09:36PM
Dang. Winner. I think, I wasn't around for weapon specs going in either, I did see legacies go in though.	MiyagiYojimbo	May 25, 2016 10:33PM
I still think of legacies and ranger revamp as recent changes.	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 12:17PM
We're all getting old these days. You'd think we'd behave better. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 26, 2016 08:39PM
Bleh	NbM(VIP)	May 25, 2016 04:09PM
I miss Tar Valon and Ofcol. (n/t)	Doof	May 25, 2016 01:42AM
Hmmmm...	MiyagiYojimbo	May 25, 2016 10:22PM
New Thalos: A pet lamia stands here waiting for her next command. (n/t)	saagkri	May 25, 2016 11:01PM
That's right, New Thalos. Maybe I wasn't around for Ofcol then. (n/t)	MiyagiYojimbo	May 26, 2016 12:28AM
Ofcol was replaced by Tir Tilath. I think that was after Hamsah replaced New Thalos. No one has mentioned Galadon replacing Midgaard. (n/t)	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 06:08AM
What year did Galadon replace Midgard? Do you remember? (n/t)	The_Joker	May 26, 2016 07:41AM
I want to say 1995, but I cannot remember for sure. (n/t)	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 12:12PM
I think this is accurate, somewhere late 95-early 96 would be my best guess.	The Faithful of Nazmorghul(VIP)	May 27, 2016 05:19PM
How high r u rite nao? (n/t)	Rhyaldrin	May 27, 2016 05:28PM
What's baccy for Wiggles, might be poison to humans, I shouldn't wonder. Why, it's not in reason, boy! (n/t)	The Faithful of Nazmorghul(VIP)	May 27, 2016 05:36PM
Re: Ofcol was replaced by Tir Tilath. I think that was after Hamsah replaced New Thalos. No one has mentioned Galadon replacing Midgaard.	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 06:11AM
Anyone else miss old Arkham? Trixie the prostitute? They were formative years. (n/t)	The Faithful of Nazmorghul(VIP)	May 27, 2016 05:37PM
Hell, I could be remembering another MUD, for all I know. I'm old and can't think straight. (n/t)	Doof	May 26, 2016 04:59AM
Age-dying without a lastname because I didn't know I had to set it. Then complaining about not having it.	Murphy	May 24, 2016 09:28PM
I did this as Rhyaldrin too.	Rhyaldrin	May 24, 2016 09:43PM
Re: Dumb things you did as a newbie - go!	Mjothvitnir	May 24, 2016 07:08PM
Telling off a paladin for refusing to give me sanctuary.	Rhyaldrin	May 24, 2016 04:37PM
Group with Kanye (n/t)	HairyOrangutan	May 24, 2016 03:40PM
Well, in order: Ring of Courage (oops!), not understanding how autoassist worked, leading a raid party on Outlander without knowing how to get to the cabal, leading a raid on Outlander assuming no Outlanders were on to find 5 sitting camo at Tree, etc. N	Sam	May 24, 2016 01:36PM
Fucking Parrot	Volicitry	May 27, 2016 08:17PM
m6 first few characters, including a couple paladins, didn't get the parrot's joke	Mjothvitnir	May 31, 2016 05:43AM
Kill groupmates regularly via mobs and loot then be mad when I couldn't find a group. n/t	jalim	May 24, 2016 11:22AM
I bet you still do this (n/t)	Kstatida	May 24, 2016 11:57PM
Only if they haven'd paid their PETM dues.	Rhyaldrin	May 25, 2016 12:58AM
Midgaard had sewers under the equivalent of trade road, right? (n/t)	The_Joker	May 26, 2016 08:40PM
Re: Midgaard had sewers under the equivalent of trade road, right?	Zruulg	May 26, 2016 09:07PM
I think Galadon came literally the week I started. I say that because I was killing mobs in the sewer under the main street, then it was gone, and I was soooo confused. (n/t)	The_Joker	May 27, 2016 05:54AM
Awwww, the birds in the air above galadon, so awesome. (n/t)	NbM(VIP)	May 27, 2016 07:56AM

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