Step 1: Roll up a storm giant warrior
Step 2: Rank to 20 and choose mace spec
Step 3: Get lots of food, flee past the Kuo-Toa in the tunnels, and get the crystal to get you into Silent Tower
Step 4: Fight the unlimited lvl 50 water elementals that can't hurt you and backhand them to death
Step 5: Rank to 40+ in a couple of hours
Step 6: Delete because as much fun as it was, all your skills are still at 75% and you suck at fighting