Beront? He comin from the bar, right? Comin home from the bar jus mindin hisself when all a sudden Umiron get out his car and start in on him.

He sayin come over here and wax my car boy. He say he got a shiny new keyboard.

But Beront he not hearin it. He say he gonna beat Umi’s ass, but he can’t cause that lag bug.

Then he start runnin his mouf and Umi hit him with the old purge/slay.

Then shit get real nasty. Beront spamming bar with his vodka bottle screamin bout edge nerf and Kostyan.

Anyway, what ha happened wuz Beront got busted for cheating.