Now ol' physics was the kind of fag
Who'd play our game and rag and rag
About being punished for killing dwarven kin
Ol' physics was the least desired player of the qhcf denizens
They say he done gone lost his pride
Just not cool enough to eat pods of Tide
His misery stained the boards, thick as molasses
Spreading joyless faggotry amongst the masses
Now we players, we've all heard this tune
Year after year about doom and gloom
He claims the imms will drive us all away
But it's faggots like physics that turn CF sessions gay
So a message to any new players reading this
Avoid the pitfalls of physics, that whiny bitch
He'll steer you wrong with his perpetual victim status
Just ignore them and wait for their rage fueled hiatus