*** So I log on to do a bit of exploring. Nothing special. So I don’t put much mana into conjuring ***
*** Then these two show up and start summoning me and such. ***

<905hp 845m 812mv 7 AM 21600> who pk 
where pk
[44 H-Drw Nec] (PK) Sialecha Ilhar Tha-lackz'hind the Mistress of Black Magic, Elite Imperial Witch
 [51 Human Con] (PK) Kuoz the Planewalker
 [51 Human Asn] (PK) Nazarates al-Caliik the Dai Sensei of the Miyama Ryu, Emperor of Thera
 *51 Human Con* (PK) [FORTRESS] [MARAN] Merietta Whitethorn the Planewalker
 
 Players found: 4
 
 <905hp 845m 812mv 7 AM 21600> <905hp 845m 812mv 7 AM 21600> People near you:
 (PK) Sialecha                     Standing Before the Fortress of Light
 (PK) Nazarates                    Standing Before the Fortress of Light
 (PK) Merietta                     The Altar Room

*** I put a stop to that pretty quickly, and what happens next is about 5-8 minutes of ***
*** standing around. I taunt them a couple of times to ideally try to get them to make a mistake. ***
*** Also in that time, I had a little internal bet going. I bet myself $1 that Naz would send the ***
*** lvl 44 Necro in first for slaughter before he risked his shinies. Even though Naz going in first ***
*** would have been the best play, considering he can dodge like crazy, is super ***
*** decked, likely has martial trance up, and is hero.  Let’s see how this unfolds. ***

 
 <979hp 841m 812mv 2 AM 21600> sca s
You scan south.
 ***** Range 1 *****
 (Translucent) (Ghostly) A ghostly banshee drifts here, shrieking.
 A flesh golem lumbers along, its eyes glowing a dim red in the night.
 A zombie of the old dwarf is here.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf is here.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf is here.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf is here.
 A large construct of shining silver stands protectively before its master.
 (Ghostly) Sialecha is here.
 
 
 <979hp 841m 812mv 2 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 
 <979hp 841m 812mv 2 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 
 <979hp 841m 812mv 2 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 
 <979hp 841m 812mv 2 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 
 <979hp 863m 812mv 3 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 The Ancient Knight closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a luminous archon.
 
 <979hp 863m 812mv 3 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale
They aren't here.
 
 <979hp 863m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <979hp 863m 812mv 3 AM 21600> Sialecha has arrived.
 Sialecha yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Watcher!'
 [FORTRESS] the Watcher: Intruder! Intruder! Sialecha is raiding the Cabal!
 The Watcher devastates Sialecha!
 A wailing banshee has arrived.
 A flesh golem has arrived.
 A zombie of the old dwarf has arrived.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf has arrived.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf has arrived.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf has arrived.
 A shining silver construct has arrived.
 
 <979hp 863m 812mv 3 AM 21600> c 'magic missile' siale

 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch decimates a luminous archon!
 Sialecha yells 'Die, Merietta, you sorcerous dog!'
 You wave your arm in a wide arc, sending projectiles of pure mana for Sialecha.
 Your magic missile hits Sialecha.
 Your magic missile scratches Sialecha.
 Your magic missile scratches Sialecha.
 Sialecha has a few scratches.
 
 <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 A luminous archon's searing light *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch mauls a luminous archon.
 A shining silver construct screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A zombie of the old dwarf screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A zombie of the old dwarf's punch devastates a luminous archon!
 A flesh golem screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A wailing banshee screams and attacks a luminous archon!
 A wailing banshee's icy grip decimates a luminous archon!
 The Watcher's searing light EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 Blinding silvery-white flames leap from the Watcher's gauntlets, sweeping across the room!
 The Watcher's holy power === OBLITERATES === a shining silver construct!
 The Watcher's holy power === INCINERATES === a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy power === INCINERATES === a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy power === INCINERATES === a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy power === INCINERATES === a zombie of the old dwarf!
 The Watcher's holy power === INCINERATES === a flesh golem!
 ThThe Watcher's holy power *** SCORCHES *** a wailing banshee!
 The Watcher's holy power *** DEMOLISHES *** Sialecha!
 Sialecha's stab injures the Watcher.
 Your stinging lash scratches Sialecha.
 Sialecha is covered with bleeding wounds.
 
 <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 Someone yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Watcher!'
 [FORTRESS] the Watcher: Intruder! Intruder! Nazarates is raiding the Cabal!
 Sialecha is covered with bleeding wounds.
 
 <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <979hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 You yell 'Die, Nazarates, you sorcerous dog!'
 Nazarates steps out of the shadows.
 You scream in agony as a black sigil forms on your chest.
 Nazarates's sigil of pain decimates you!
 Sialecha is covered with bleeding wounds.
 
 <952hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 A winged angel lets out a fearsome battle cry and launches into battle with Sialecha!
 Sialecha yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by a winged angel!'
 A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 Sialecha yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by an earth elemental!'
 An earth elemental's crush devastates Sialecha!
 The Ancient Knight closes his eyes for a moment and nods at the Watcher.
 Sialecha is covered with bleeding wounds.
 
 <952hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 An earth elemental's crush devastates Sialecha!
 A luminous archon's searing light *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 A zombie of the old dwarf's punch decimates a luminous archon!
 A zombie of the old dwarf's punch devastates a luminous archon!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch devastates a luminous archon!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch decimates a luminous archon!
 The Watcher narrows its eyes and glares in Sialecha's direction.
 The Watcher raises its hands to the heavens calling forth the light!
 Sialecha is seared by the light of the heavens!
 The Watcher's light of heaven *** DEMOLISHES *** Sialecha!
 Sialecha slowly floats to the ground.
 Nazarates's slice MANGLES the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 Seizing upon a flaw in the Watcher's tactics, Nazarates swiftly kicks it!
 Nazarates drives his spiked boot into the Watcher's body!
 Nazarates's kick MASSACRES the Watcher!
 Your stinging lash misses Sialecha.
 Sialecha stops your stinging lash with a solid blow.
 Sialecha is writhing in agony.
 
 <952hp 848m 812mv 3 AM 21600> c 'dispel magic'
The magic of the detect magic spell is unaffected.
 The magic of the detect invis spell unravels.
 The magic of the aura spell is unaffected.
 The magic of the barrier spell is unaffected.
 The magic of the wraithform spell unravels.
 Sialecha is writhing in agony.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf rescues Sialecha from the Watcher!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf starts aiming at the Watcher.
 Sialecha is writhing in agony.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> swing siale

 With a series of short and powerful leaps, Nazarates delivers powerful rising crescent kicks to his foes!
 Like a rising phoenix, Nazarates's powerful kicks streak through the air towards the Watcher!
 Nazarates drives his spiked boot into the Watcher's body!
 Nazarates's rising phoenix kick *** DEMOLISHES *** the Watcher!
 A winged angel's wrath misses Sialecha.
 A winged angel's wrath MUTILATES Sialecha!
 An earth elemental's crush EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch decimates a luminous archon!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf's punch decimates a luminous archon!
 The Watcher's searing light MANGLES a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy wrath >>> ANNIHILATES <<< a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf has fled!
 The Watcher's holy wrath === OBLITERATES === a zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf!
 The Watcher's holy wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to a zombie of the old dwarf!
 A zombie of the old dwarf has fled!
 The Watcher's holy wrath >>> ANNIHILATES <<< a flesh golem!
 A flesh golem is DEAD!!
 A fA flesh golem's heart is torn from its chest.
 The Watcher's holy wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to a wailing banshee!
 A wailing banshee has fled!
 Sialecha's stab mauls a winged angel.
 Nazarates's slice *** DEMOLISHES *** the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 Nazarates's slice MASSACRES the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light DISMEMBERS the Watcher!
 Sialecha parries your stinging lash.
 Your stinging lash hits Sialecha.
 Sialecha is convulsing on the ground.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> Gripping a net woven from the silk of cave spiders, you strike a glancing blow against Sialecha.
 She stumbles under a net woven from the silk of cave spiders and tumbles to the ground!
 Your swing hits Sialecha.
 Sialecha is convulsing on the ground.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 A winged angel's wrath EVISCERATES Sialecha!
 Sialecha is DEAD!!
 You land the killing blow against Sialecha.
 Sialecha's arm is sliced from her dead body.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf groans and topples into dust.
 A wailing banshee groans and topples into dust.
 A zombie of the old dwarf groans and topples into dust.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf groans and topples into dust.
 A zombie of a gorgeous silver-haired elf groans and topples into dust.
 A shining silver construct wanders away.
 Nazarates's slice MANGLES the Watcher!
 Nazarates's black light MASSACRES the Watcher!
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> c 'dispel magic' naz

 The Watcher narrows its eyes and glares in Nazarates's direction.
 A luminous sphere crackles from the Watcher's hand, bursting upon Nazarates!
 Nazarates calls upon the Imperial Codex to protect him from the Watcher's flare.
 The Watcher's blazing flare grazes Nazarates.
 Nazarates's slice MANGLES the Watcher!
 Nazarates's slice MANGLES the Watcher!
 Nazarates's slice *** DEMOLISHES *** the Watcher!
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> 
 Nazarates has fled!
 Nazarates leaves south.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> They aren't here.
 
 <952hp 833m 812mv 3 AM 21600> exa corpse
The seared corpse of Sialecha is here, the face frozen in awe and terror.
 The burnt corpse of Sialecha contains:

*** Snip out active character’s gear. Also, I win a dollar. I’ve been fighting Naz since ***
*** we were in our 30’s so I knew he wouldn’t risk it. A bit of banter afterwards***

You yell 'Well done!' 
Nazarates yells 'You talk more than Zinzsar.'
Nazarates yells 'That is not a compliment.'
You yell 'I'm just truly amazed at your sillyness.'
You yell 'What a plan, indeed.'

*** A valid comment, Naz, but my taunting did work so… ***