Another one for the Slow Board

LogFiend
November 28, 2017 12:26PM
**** 8 or so stalks. ****


<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> assassinate sigb
Sigbjorn turns to confront your attack!
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Your assassination attempt misses Sigbjorn.
Sigbjorn yells 'Help! Someone tried to assassinate me!'
Sigbjorn has a few scratches.

**** Darn, miss, but then.... ****

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> 
Sigbjorn parries your divine power.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn remains safe as your slash bounces harmlessly off of some spiked gauntlets.
You nimbly sidestep Sigbjorn's crushing force.
You parry Sigbjorn's blast.
You parry Sigbjorn's blast.
You dodge Sigbjorn's blast.
Sigbjorn has a few scratches.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> 
Sigbjorn swings a hammer of might powerfully but fails to connect.
Sigbjorn's bone-shattering blow misses you.
Sigbjorn has a few scratches.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> kote

Sigbjorn parries your divine power.
Sigbjorn parries your slash.
Sigbjorn parries your slash.
You dodge Sigbjorn's crushing force.
You knock Sigbjorn's blast aside before it comes near you.
You parry Sigbjorn's crushing force.
Sigbjorn has a few scratches.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> You grab hold of Sigbjorn's wrist and twist it violently!
With a sickening crunch, you apply kotegaeshi to Sigbjorn's wrist!
With his broken wrist, Sigbjorn can no longer hold onto a black adamantite morningstar.
Your kotegaeshi EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn has some small but disgusting cuts.

**** UH OH! ****

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> 
Sigbjorn is unharmed as your divine power is turned away by an ornate suit of spiked dwarven platemail.
Sigbjorn parries your slash.
Sigbjorn parries your slash.
Sigbjorn parries your divine power.
You parry Sigbjorn's crushing force.
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
Sigbjorn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 541(94%)mv - 7885 - 1 AM> kans

You can stalk again.
Sigbjorn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<574(100%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> 
Sigbjorn brings a hammer of might around with bone-shattering force!
Sigbjorn's bone-shattering blow MANGLES you!
Sigbjorn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<478(83%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> 
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Your slash MUTILATES Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn parries your slash.
You dodge Sigbjorn's crushing force.
Sigbjorn's crushing force MASSACRES you!
Sigbjorn has some small but disgusting cuts.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<404(70%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> You painfully hyperextend Sigbjorn's elbow!
Sigbjorn can no longer find the strength to wield a hammer of might.
Your kansetsuwaza MASSACRES Sigbjorn!
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
Sigbjorn is covered with bleeding wounds.

**** DOUBLE UH OH ****

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<404(70%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> thr

Your divine power maims Sigbjorn!
Your slash MUTILATES Sigbjorn!
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
Sigbjorn's punch MASSACRES you!
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
Sigbjorn is gushing blood.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> 
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Your slash DISMEMBERS Sigbjorn!
Your divine power DISMEMBERS Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn has fled!
Sigbjorn leaves east.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> e
Before the Settlement Gates 
 
[Exits: east west]
Sigbjorn is here.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 571(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> murder sigb
Sigbjorn yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Kijar!'
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn is writhing in agony.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 571(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> thr

Your divine power DISMEMBERS Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn has fled!
Sigbjorn leaves west.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 571(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> e

Sigbjorn has arrived.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 571(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> trip sigb
But you aren't fighting anyone!
Sigbjorn leaves east.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 571(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> South Dairein Road 
 
[Exits: north south west]
Sigbjorn is here.
Staring cautiously into the night, a well-built man wanders the road.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 570(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> In one fluid motion, you bring your leg inside of Sigbjorn's then sweep it!
Your trip grazes Sigbjorn.
Sigbjorn yells 'Help! Kijar tried to trip me!'
Your divine power MUTILATES Sigbjorn!
Your slash EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Your slash DISMEMBERS Sigbjorn!
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
You parry Sigbjorn's punch.
Sigbjorn is convulsing on the ground.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - fighting>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 570(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> 
Your divine power EVISCERATES Sigbjorn!
Sigbjorn is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Sigbjorn.
Sigbjorn's severed head plops on the ground.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<337(58%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 570(99%)mv - 7885 - 2 AM> 

Autosaving.
You are hungry.

<civilized - new - raining - sober - outdoor - standing>
<358(62%)hp - 500(100%)mm - 572(100%)mv - 7885 - 3 AM> l in corpse
The burnt corpse of Sigbjorn contains:
     some spiked gauntlets
( 2) (Glowing) a runed iron bracer
     (Humming) a blacksmith's forge hammer
     a polished mithril girth
     a choker of emerald and ancient bone
( 2) (Glowing) a shimmering ornate silver scepter
     a pair of troll-hide boots
     arm bands bearing the insignia of two crossed swords
     hardened mithril leggings
     (Glowing) (Humming) a black adamantite morningstar
     (Humming) an ornate suit of spiked dwarven platemail
( 2) a golden lion's wrath ring
     a skin from the snow leopard
     (Glowing) the amulet of Ravenkind
     a metal canteen insulated in a wolf's pelt
     a red dragonscale shield
     (Humming) a hammer of might
     (Glowing) a potion of return
     a cured hide sack made from the corpse of Sigbjorn
     (Glowing) (Humming) the Helm of Supremacy
     a dragon boat
     a whole chicken, roasted in herbs
     6 gold coins
     38 silver coins
     10 copper coins
Subject Author Views Posted

Another one for the Slow Board

LogFiend 1014 November 28, 2017 12:26PM

good job n/t

jalim 276 November 30, 2017 09:51AM

This is golden (n/t)

funnyone 355 November 30, 2017 05:09PM

I refer you to my previous post.

Welverin 576 December 01, 2017 06:33AM

You rolled another one? No wonder you’re such a homer. (n/t)

funnyone 387 November 29, 2017 05:29PM

Did you go to school to be this stupid?

Welverin 662 November 30, 2017 09:37AM

He is too good. I changed my prompt and everything. n/t

jalim 311 November 30, 2017 09:53AM

Flee next time he breaks your wrist. Don't PM me. (n/t)

Frosty 281 November 28, 2017 02:28PM

Sigbjorn PM me

Kstatida 587 November 28, 2017 01:06PM

bruh

ellokraine 824 November 28, 2017 07:04PM

For you and anyone like you... I can help you set up autologging, regardless of client Hit me up on discord (Krunk) (n/t)

laearrist 623 November 30, 2017 04:54AM

You're welcome

Kstatida 599 November 29, 2017 03:01AM

wealth of ignorance..

ellokraine 773 November 29, 2017 11:57AM

Do you see PM to the right from my name in the body of this post?

shaapa 721 November 29, 2017 04:46PM

Holy Guacamole!

ellokraine 549 November 30, 2017 01:33AM

I don't see the PM. Please help. (n/t)

Matrik 317 November 29, 2017 09:17PM

With pleasure

Kstatida 455 November 30, 2017 03:25AM

The stronger players become... more fun... for everyone... Champion of the sun. You're a master of karate, and frendship, for everyone! (n/t)

Frosty 278 November 29, 2017 05:54AM

Hipster.

Matrik 455 November 29, 2017 09:16PM

And snowmen are enemies of the sun

Kstatida 512 November 29, 2017 06:12AM

I think you meant victims, and no that's just the chumps that can't hack it. Charlie Day is a genius, that is all. (n/t)

Frosty 266 November 29, 2017 06:16AM

Don't think sun would be so cruel to you

Kstatida 468 November 29, 2017 09:41AM

I love when you chime in on something that references American pop culture, have no idea, keep posting inanity, and look like a chode

HairyOrangutan 522 November 29, 2017 12:17PM

It's easy

Kstatida 495 November 30, 2017 03:26AM

I guess it makes sense that you don't care if people think you're 100% retarded (n/t)

jhyrbian 340 November 30, 2017 06:32AM

Don't mistake junkies for people (n/t)

Kstatida 261 November 30, 2017 08:44AM

You're cute, so I won't joke. But I will say even when you are laughed at, you're helping lighten the mood which is something this board will ALWAYS need. So thank you actually. (n/t)

Frosty 283 November 30, 2017 05:35AM

You definitely missed the part

Kstatida 269 November 30, 2017 05:40AM

You definitely missed the part that I won't joke.

Frosty 282 November 30, 2017 05:43AM

See? It's proven now. (n/t)

Kstatida 276 November 30, 2017 08:44AM

;) (n/t)

Frosty 281 November 29, 2017 01:38PM

Most of it's just copy and paste

BlkDrgn 481 November 28, 2017 08:51PM



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