Bad Monkey! aka SPAM IS BAD KIDS!

December 19, 2017 01:17PM
PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 821(73%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM 
A rotting, foul smelling zombie yells 'Help! a silverback gorilla is attacking the guild!'

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 821(73%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 781(69%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 741(66%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 701(62%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM wear femur
Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 661(59%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 10 AM zap self
Don't be foolish.
You have become better at control undead (91%)! (100% learning bonus)

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 671(60%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM wear sienna
Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 631(56%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM zap self
Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 591(52%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 551(49%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM Don't be foolish.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM You stop using a silver-bound tome.
You hold a wand carved from a child's femur in your hands.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM You zap yourself with a wand carved from a child's femur.
An aura of magic appears around you.
You have become better at wands (99%)! (100% learning bonus)

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
A silverback gorilla has arrived.

PROTECTED civilized 100%(839)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
A silverback gorilla grabs you by the ears and bites your face.  Ouch!
A silverback gorilla's bite tears deeply into your flesh, leaving you bleeding.
A silverback gorilla's bite wounds you.
You yell 'Help! a silverback gorilla bit me!'
A silverback gorilla has a few scratches.

PROTECTED civilized 97%(820)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
Your infernal power injures a silverback gorilla.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
A shining silver construct screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
A foul ghast screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
A flesh golem screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
A flesh golem's smash injures a silverback gorilla.
The special guard screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
The special guard's slash wounds a silverback gorilla.
The special guard screams and attacks a silverback gorilla!
The special guard's slash wounds a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
A silverback gorilla's punch misses you.
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 83%(698)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
The Imperial Recruiter yells 'Join the Empire and show the world the power of civilization!'
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 83%(698)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
A silverback gorilla swings a giant fist at you.
A silverback gorilla's punch smashes you squarely in the face!
A silverback gorilla's punch MANGLES you!
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 72%(611)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
A silverback gorilla's punch MASSACRES you!
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 49%(414)hp 511(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 11 AM 
You feel ready to fashion more undead to serve you.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding mauls you.
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 47%(396)hp 513(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 12 PM 
A flesh golem's smash wounds a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
Your infernal power misses a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
You parry a silverback gorilla's punch.
A silverback gorilla's punch EVISCERATES you!
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 33%(280)hp 513(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 12 PM order all rescue cerybis
You stop using a wand carved from a child's femur.
You hold a sleek sienna rod in your hands.
A silverback gorilla swings a giant fist in your general direction, but misses.
A silverback gorilla's punch misses you.
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 33%(280)hp 513(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 12 PM You zap yourself with a sleek sienna rod.
You are surrounded by a force shield.
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
A shining silver construct's punch misses a silverback gorilla.
A shining silver construct's kicked dirt misses a silverback gorilla.
A foul ghast's claw wounds a silverback gorilla.
Your infernal power misses a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
A silverback gorilla's punch misses you.
A silverback gorilla's punch DISMEMBERS you!
A silverback gorilla's punch EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A silverback gorilla's punch misses you.
A silverback gorilla has some small but disgusting cuts.

PROTECTED civilized 21%(180)hp 513(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 12 PM 
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
The special guard's slash wounds a silverback gorilla.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch injures a silverback gorilla.
A foul ghast's claw injures a silverback gorilla.
Your infernal power hits a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
You parry a silverback gorilla's punch.
A silverback gorilla's punch EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A silverback gorilla is covered with bleeding wounds.

PROTECTED civilized 15%(133)hp 513(45%)m 100%mv 20480tnl 12 PM 
A silverback gorilla swings a giant fist at you.
A silverback gorilla's punch smashes you squarely in the face!
A silverback gorilla's punch MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
The special guard's slash mauls a silverback gorilla.
A flesh golem's smash wounds a silverback gorilla.
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
A silverback gorilla dodges your infernal power.
A silverback gorilla's punch EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A silverback gorilla's punch EVISCERATES you!
You have been KILLED!!
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Bad Monkey! aka SPAM IS BAD KIDS!

BlkDrgn 149 December 19, 2017 01:17PM



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