Some Funny kills (for Jalim)

LogFiend
December 25, 2017 06:53PM
*** Why do I feel like 90% of my PKWins are against Funnyone? ***
	
Entrance to the Galadon Arena 
 
[Exits: north south]
With a well-rehearsed timing, this guard happily marches her section of the city.
A lithe fela wearing an eyepatch calmly stands at the guild entrance.

A one-eyed fela says 'You look rather bloody.  Perhaps you should rest a bit.'
People near you:
(PK) Kikane                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Najeeba                      The Crumbled Crust Bakery

You rest.

People near you:
(PK) Kikane                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Najeeba                      Trade Road

Najeeba has arrived.

With the scent of smoke escaping her charcoal colored hair, this five foot
female has the look of a woodland warrior. Her hair has mud mixed in with the
natural tint, and falls down the middle of her back, stopping just above the
ground. A slender silhouette is covered with dirt, while leaves cover her
breasts. An assortment of daggers are sheathed along her arms, and waist. 
Najeeba, a female wood-elf, is in perfect health.
Najeeba is using:
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck>  a leather dog collar
<worn around neck>  a fine leather cloak
<worn on body>      a wyvern scale shirt
<worn on head>      a storm giant skull
<worn on face>      a pair of black reading glasses
<worn on legs>      steel reinforced elf-skin leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of leather boots studded with violet crystals
<worn on hands>     studded elf-skin gloves
<worn on arms>      steel reinforced elf-skin armguards
<worn about body>   a cloak of wyvern leather
<worn about waist>  a belt made from elf scalps
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a charred leather bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a black dragon's tooth
<offhand wielded>   a thin metallic sabre

You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Najeeba!'
You parry Najeeba's penetrating acid.
Najeeba is in perfect health.

Najeeba parries your crush.
Your crush DISMEMBERS Najeeba!
Najeeba dodges your crush.
You parry Najeeba's penetrating acid.
You dodge Najeeba's slice.
Najeeba's penetrating acid MUTILATES you!
Najeeba has some small but disgusting cuts.

You bring a blacksmith's forge hammer about with a compact backhand swing at Najeeba.
Your backhanded blow DISMEMBERS Najeeba!
Najeeba is covered with bleeding wounds.

Najeeba has fled!
A one-eyed fela says 'You look rather bloody.  Perhaps you should rest a bit.'
Najeeba is covered with bleeding wounds.

Your crush EVISCERATES Najeeba!
Najeeba has fled!
A one-eyed fela says 'You look rather bloody.  Perhaps you should rest a bit.'
Najeeba dodges your crush.
Najeeba dodges your crush.
You parry Najeeba's penetrating acid.
You parry Najeeba's slice.
You parry Najeeba's penetrating acid.
You parry Najeeba's penetrating acid.
Najeeba is gushing blood.

*** Here is where I start spamming s, trip ***
No way!  You are still fighting!
Najeeba is gushing blood.

Twisting your body, you shoot your foot out to send Najeeba's legs out from under her!
Your trip grazes Najeeba.
Najeeba is gushing blood.

Najeeba dodges your crush.
Your crush MASSACRES Najeeba!
Najeeba's penetrating acid maims you!
You parry Najeeba's slice.
Najeeba is convulsing on the ground.
Najeeba dodges your crush.
Najeeba dodges your crush.
Najeeba parries your crush.
You dodge Najeeba's penetrating acid.
You parry Najeeba's slice.
Najeeba is convulsing on the ground.
Najeeba has fled!
Najeeba leaves south.

Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
Najeeba is here.

You trip Najeeba and she goes down!
Your trip scratches Najeeba.
Najeeba yells 'Help! Kikane tried to trip me!'
Najeeba is convulsing on the ground.

Najeeba parries your crush.
Your crush EVISCERATES Najeeba!
Najeeba is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Najeeba.
A clump of Najeeba's hair is ripped from her head.


Najeeba tells you 'Good to know yet another soul in thera that cannot fight without using some kind of trigger. '

Najeeba tells you 'I know the difference. Just another fool that can't enjoy thera without some kind of cheating. You remind me of someone.

Najeeba tells you 'I dont like those piece of crap that roam thera. Pitiful damn soul you have, duergar. Pitiful, pathetic and well known,   loser soul. '

*** about a day later his thief dies in almost identical circumstances ***

People near you:
(PK) Kikane                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Zarkwa                       Trade Road

They aren't here.

They aren't here.

You hit Zarkwa over the head with a polished mithril warhammer.

The Nightwalker has arrived.

You bring a polished mithril warhammer around to hit Zarkwa's head!
Your cranial hit MANGLES Zarkwa!
Zarkwa has some small but disgusting cuts.

You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Nightwalker!'
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa has some small but disgusting cuts.

You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa parries your beating.
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
You parry Zarkwa's divine power.
Zarkwa has some small but disgusting cuts.

You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
The Nightwalker tears at you with its claws!
The Nightwalker's tearing claws maims you!
The Nightwalker's tearing claws maims you!
The Nightwalker's claws tear deeply into your face!
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
You dodge Zarkwa's divine power.
You parry Zarkwa's divine power.
Zarkwa has some small but disgusting cuts.

You get in one more shot on Zarkwa as he flees.
Your parting blow misses Zarkwa.
Zarkwa has fled!
Zarkwa leaves south.

Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
Zarkwa is here.
Zarkwa leaves north.

They aren't here.

They aren't here.

They aren't here.

They aren't here.

They aren't here.

You bring a polished mithril warhammer around to hit Zarkwa's head!
Your cranial hit DISMEMBERS Zarkwa!
Zarkwa is covered with bleeding wounds.

Zarkwa dodges your beating.
Zarkwa parries your wrath.
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
Your beating misses Zarkwa.
Zarkwa steps out of the shadows.
You parry Zarkwa's divine power.
You parry Zarkwa's defilement.
Zarkwa is covered with bleeding wounds.

The Nightwalker has arrived.
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by the Nightwalker!'
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa is covered with bleeding wounds.

With a quick twist you move to the side of the Nightwalker's claw.
You parry the Nightwalker's claw.
The Nightwalker's acid blast EVISCERATES you!
Zarkwa parries your beating.
Your wrath DISMEMBERS Zarkwa!
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
You parry Zarkwa's divine power.
Zarkwa is covered with bleeding wounds.

Zarkwa suddenly steps in front of you, embedding a dagger into your belly!
Zarkwa's gut shot maims you!
Zarkwa is covered with bleeding wounds.

You bring a polished mithril warhammer around to hit Zarkwa's head!
Your cranial hit DISMEMBERS Zarkwa!
Zarkwa is gushing blood.

You twist yourself around the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa parries your beating.
Zarkwa dodges your wrath.
Your wrath MASSACRES Zarkwa!
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
You parry Zarkwa's divine power.
You parry Zarkwa's defilement.
Zarkwa is writhing in agony.

You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
Zarkwa parries your wrath.
You dodge Zarkwa's divine power.
You parry Zarkwa's defilement.
Zarkwa is writhing in agony.

You bring a polished mithril warhammer around to hit Zarkwa's head!
Your cranial hit MASSACRES Zarkwa!
You dodge the Nightwalker's claw.
Zarkwa dodges your beating.
Zarkwa twists himself around your wrath.
Your wrath MASSACRES Zarkwa!
Zarkwa is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Zarkwa.
The Nightwalker vanishes, its binding broken.


Zarkwa tells you 'You strike with a cranial, and that is all. I cannot dodge the attack, but why should I?'

Zarkwa tells you 'That is literally, all you do. I know how to use a hammer and still. '


Your beating MANGLES Zarkwa!
Zarkwa is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Zarkwa.

Zarkwa tells you 'See, that's just dumb. '
Zarkwa tells you 'Good fight, but sheesh. I am a thief that knows how to use a mace'
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: Outside of a lucky knock out and trying to tie someone up. Is there a thief build that is decent at hero?
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: Or is a thiefs power plateau in mid ranks
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: Nothing?
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: Maybe the silence is an answer.
Zarkwa tells you 'Tell you what, I was going back and forth with me life. '
Zarkwa tells you 'Trying these paths of difficulty, but not anymore. '
Zarkwa tells you 'My experiment with thives, and hiding be done. I was getting bored with the character and didn't know where it was going.
Zarkwa tells you 'I can't envision a thief build that can be good at hero, unless you get binder. '
Zarkwa tells you 'reply I wanted to go the way of traps, but can't go back on the blackjack that never works. '
Zarkwa tells you 'Tell me something. I know you have lived long time in thera'
Zarkwa tells you 'I should've learned the ways of a trapper, mixed with that of a thug?'
Zarkwa tells you 'I get bored now, I want to be relivant at my pinnicle'
Zarkwa tells you 'Maybe just stupid and stop playing thieves?'
Zarkwa tells you 'You villagers rise quickly now. Many of you roam. I dont like being on that end. '
Zarkwa tells you 'I think learning traps mixed with thug would've been more deadly. '
Zarkwa tells you 'That is why I lost interest. Something happened to the blackjack in me hand, and damn thing never works. '
Zarkwa tells you 'Ok, good fighting with you. I getting excited to know what I want to do next. '
Zarkwa tells you 'So you know, some have called me fa funny one in the past. '
Zarkwa tells you 'I am quite sure you will see me again. '


*** Then Maasubu who was a fire warrior.  He was leveling with a muter in the past ***
*** I killed Khom (the muter) and made him flee.  Then they started chasing me ***
*** around for a while and I killed Khom again but Maasubu beat me up a bit while ***
*** he was quickened.  Anyway I managed to jump him as per the log he posted a ***
*** while back when he was trying to character assassinate me  due to looting his ***
*** magical items ***
 
Your crush EVISCERATES Maasubu!
Maasubu is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Maasubu.

Maasubu tells you 'Why the fuck would you do that'
You tell Maasubu 'What yer meanin' eh?'
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: Good for you. You really showed us. Spamming cranial on a slower race, and then sacing all his stuff. Great job
[Newbie] A helpful mortal: One person with no life always does this.
Maasubu tells you 'You must be bakrmarr'
Maasubu tells you 'You will be treated as Bakrmarr now'
Maasubu tells you 'Hit a nerve did I?'
Maasubu tells you 'Good. You will be treated as him now'
You tell Maasubu 'Quit yer yabberin' yer git.'
You tell Maasubu 'Yer expectin' not ter have yer magic tainted gear destroyed eh?  Well that ain't gonna happen yer git.'
You tell Maasubu 'That were compliments o' Svakas by the way.  Him reckon yer cowardly jumped 'im as he fought imperials.'
You tell Maasubu 'I told 'im I'd put a hammer ter yer noggin'
Maasubu tells you 'You and the giant are loud loser shits. '
Maasubu tells you 'Do not come at me and try to justify your shit behavior. '
Maasubu tells you 'You are a pathetic loser. Congratulations. You win. '
Maasubu tells you 'Now many know of this shite behavior. '
Maasubu tells you 'Also, I've killed the giant a couple of times now. '
Maasubu tells you 'Worse then that. But, hey, you win. A duergar village that strikes non mages, and sacrificing all things. '
Maasubu tells you 'God shut up. You have changed your story three times now as to why. You are a damn loser. Enjoy what happens because of  it. '
You tell Maasubu 'I'ma hopin' yer can pull yerself together after this meltdown yer havin'
Maasubu tells you 'You still talking? You talk more than Bakrmarr now. You remind me of another. The troll of the outer world. Just keep  running your mouth. Good luck with what happens because of. '


*** Then the Shadow Lord ***

Among the Barbaric Huts 
 
[Exits: east west]
Vasidi is here.
(Bound) (Trussed) Svakas is sleeping here.

[BATTLE] Svakas: Vak sleepingsi n village, Vasidi has tied up.

You entangle Vasidi's feet and send him to the ground!
Your lash grazes Vasidi.
Vasidi yells 'Help! Kikane is lashing me!'
Vasidi has a few scratches.

You parry Vasidi's defilement.
You parry Vasidi's stab.
You parry Vasidi's defilement.
Vasidi parries your wrath.
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Vasidi has a few scratches.

You parry Vasidi's defilement.
You dodge Vasidi's stab.
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Vasidi parries your wrath.
Your wrath MASSACRES Vasidi!
Vasidi has a few scratches.

You lash out with a flail of Pestilence and entwine Vasidi tightly!
Vasidi has a few scratches.

Vasidi's defilement maims you!
Vasidi's stab devastates you!
Vasidi's defilement MUTILATES you!
Your punch MANGLES Vasidi!
Vasidi dodges your wrath.
Your punch MANGLES Vasidi!
Vasidi is covered with bleeding wounds.

You parry Vasidi's defilement.
Vasidi's stab MUTILATES you!
You dodge Vasidi's defilement.
Vasidi's mace reaches for you, its unholy shriek shattering your mind.
You somehow retain your composure, enduring the horrible shriek.
Your punch MANGLES Vasidi!
Your wrath MASSACRES Vasidi!
Your punch MASSACRES Vasidi!
Your wrath MANGLES Vasidi!
Vasidi is writhing in agony.

[38 Duerg War] Jhelruk the Battle-Hardened, Imperial Blade
[51 Gnome Shf] (PK) Geamely the Grand Mistress of Changelings
[51 Human Ran] (PK) (WANTED) Klizmari the Dweller of the Wilds
[51 D-Elf Thi] (PK) Vasidi the Hand of the Unseen, Imperial Shadow Lord
[42 Azure Pal] (PK) Knobius the Savior of the Fallen
[51 Cloud War] (PK) [BATTLE] Svakas the Legend of the Battlefield
[51 Gnome War] (PK) [TRIBUNAL] Tivitzikoff Totenkhamen the Legend of the Battlefield, Provincial Magistrate
[ 9 W-Elf Dru] Saman the Naturalist
[51 D-Elf Sha] (PK) Aroyv Undersnake the Serpent-Marked Scholar
[41 Svirf Ran] (PK) Slevynn the Watcher of the Storms
[ 4 Human Nec] Hetherian the Spell Student
*48 Duerg War* (PK) [BATTLE] Kikane the Student of the Macalla
Players found: 12
Vasidi is writhing in agony.

You wield the Hammer of Muspellsheim.
The Hammer of Muspellsheim feels like a part of you!
Vasidi is writhing in agony.

You try to drum Vasidi with your maces, but miss.
Your drumming maces misses Vasidi.
Vasidi is writhing in agony.

You parry Vasidi's defilement.
You parry Vasidi's defilement.
Vasidi's mace reaches for you, its unholy shriek shattering your mind.
Your beating MANGLES Vasidi!
Your wrath MANGLES Vasidi!
Vasidi dodges your beating.
Your beating MANGLES Vasidi!
Vasidi is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Vasidi.
You unentwine your weapon from Vasidi.


*** WISH I could have seen these next tells but his mace deafened me ***

Vasidi's lips move, but you can't make out the words.
Vasidi's lips move, but you can't make out the words.
Vasidi's lips move, but you can't make out the words.
Vasidi's lips move, but you can't make out the words.
Vasidi's lips move, but you can't make out the words.

Vasidi tells you 'You skilled'
Vasidi tells you 'You so skilled with ganging down one binder thief. VIllage must have new set of rules these days'
Vasidi tells you 'FOLLOW YOUR BELIEFS. '
Vasidi tells you 'Surprised you dont sacrifice all of it. God knows damn duergar is a piece of crap. '
Vasidi tells you 'Good on you. Nothing like following a hoarde of others '

*** Apparently I am a following a hoard of people making battleragers, which it slightly ***
*** ironic considering Funnyone's latest character.  Anyway, Merry Chrismass all!!! ***
Subject Author Views Posted

Some Funny kills (for Jalim)

LogFiend 232 December 25, 2017 06:53PM

ugh. I KNEW I was roleplaying wrong. I need to do it like that! n/t.

ellokraine 52 December 26, 2017 02:59AM

You're cf lifer

Kstatida 132 December 25, 2017 10:33PM

Post logs like a man. Don't edit out your responses. Weak.

Matrik 120 December 25, 2017 07:09PM



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