Chicken lord meets friends.

LogFiend
December 25, 2017 03:47PM
civilized 95%hp 53%m 79%mv 27100tnl  raining 6 AM where
People near you:
(PK) Kruggy                       Road Through the Mountains
(PK) Bheru                        The North Galadon Road

civilized 95%hp 53%m 79%mv 27100tnl  raining 6 AM c summon santa 
Kruggy arrives suddenly.

civilized 95%hp 49%m 79%mv 27100tnl  raining 6 AM lash kru
You lash at Kruggy's feet with a green flail!
Your lash misses Kruggy.
Kruggy yells 'Help! Bheru is lashing me!'
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM Kruggy closes his eyes with a look of christmas cheer for a moment.
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM where

You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Your defilement misses Kruggy.
You feel your mace come alive in your hand, a beautiful christmas carol rising with each swing.
Kruggy clutches his head briefly, but recovers.
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM lash

Kruggy narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
A vision of empty stockings enter your mind.
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
You parry Kruggy's slice.
You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy deflects your crushing force with his shield.
You feel the spirits flowing around the shield of darkness, seeping Sloth into Kruggy's soul.
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM People near you:
  Raez                         Northern Entrance to the Mountain Pass
(PK) Kruggy                       The North Galadon Road
(PK) Bheru                        The North Galadon Road
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM You lash at Kruggy's feet with a candy cane.
Your lash misses Kruggy.
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
Kruggy narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Darkness begins to overtake you, but you will the sensation back!
Kruggy is in perfect health.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Your defilement EVISCERATES Kruggy!
Kruggy parries your defilement.
Kruggy has a few scratches.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM lash

Kruggy narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Darkness begins to overtake you, but you will the sensation back!
Kruggy has a few scratches.

civilized 95%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
Kruggy's slice mauls you.
Kruggy's slice wounds you.
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Kruggy dodges your defilement.
Your crushing force MASSACRES Kruggy!
Kruggy has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized 93%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM You entangle Kruggy's feet and send him to the ground!
Your lash scratches Kruggy.
Kruggy has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized 93%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy's slice wounds you.
Your crushing force MASSACRES Kruggy!
Your defilement EVISCERATES Kruggy!
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Your defilement EVISCERATES Kruggy!
Kruggy is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM lash

You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Kruggy parries your defilement.
Kruggy parries your defilement.
Kruggy is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM You lash at Kruggy's feet with a candy cane.
Your lash misses Kruggy.
Kruggy is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
You parry Kruggy's slice.
Kruggy parries your crushing force.
Your defilement EVISCERATES Kruggy!
Kruggy is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM bash 
where

Kruggy's slice wounds you.
Your crushing force MASSACRES Kruggy!
Your defilement EVISCERATES Kruggy!
Kruggy deflects your crushing force with his shield.
Kruggy parries your defilement.
Kruggy is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 91%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
Kruggy narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
Darkness befalls you as santa claus washes your vision from you!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 91%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM You attempt to hug someone but are thwarted by its shield of retributive rage.
Someone's divine anger wounds you.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 89%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM You can't see a thing!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 89%hp 50%m 83%mv 27100tnl  raining 7 AM 
Christmas cheer emerge from you and accost someone, but are repelled!
Someone's slice decimates you!
Your crushing force MASSACRES someone!
Your defilement MUTILATES someone!
Your crushing force MASSACRES someone!
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM 
You hear a shrill, piercing cry that sends chills down your spine.
A bright silver portal rips the air in front of you!
Someone leaps from it, trying to hold your hand and sing with you!
You yell 'Help! someone is forcing me to buy girl scout cookies!'
You parry someone's overpriced cookies.
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM 
Someone narrows its eyes and glares in your direction.
You feel hungry for christmas dinner.
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized 92%hp 50%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM 
You parry someone's divine power.
You parry someone's divine power.
Someone's slice injures you.
Someone parries your crushing force.
Someone dodges your defilement.
Your crushing force MASSACRES someone!
Someone parries your defilement.
Someone parries your crushing force.
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized 91%hp 50%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM c icecream
Mystic chocolate icecream manifests itself at your hands before you send it forth in a chocolate explosion of milk and cream..
Your lactose intolerance MASSACRES someone!
Your lactose intolerance MUTILATES someone!
Your lactose intolerance === OBLITERATES === someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
You receive 0 experience points (100% bonus).
A tuft of someone's fur is ripped from its dead body.
You can't find it.
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized 91%hp 48%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM 
Someone throws a handful of sharp thumb tacks at your feet!
You start to limp and say ouch.
Someone's thumbtacks hits you.
Someone is writhing in agony.

civilized 91%hp 48%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM c iceball

Someone has fled!
Someone leaves north.

civilized 91%hp 48%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM 
You parry someone's divine power.
You parry someone's divine power.
Your crushing force MANGLES someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized 91%hp 48%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM A mystical snowman manifests itself before you.
Your snowman MASSACRES someone!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 91%hp 46%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM c iceball

Shadows emerge from you and accost someone, but are repelled!
Someone's divine power decimates you!
You parry someone's divine power.
You parry someone's divine power.
Someone dodges your crushing force.
Someone dodges your defilement.
Someone parries your crushing force.
Someone parries your crushing force.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 89%hp 46%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM Mystical ham manifests itself before you!
Your honey glazed ham MASSACRES someone!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized 89%hp 44%m 86%mv 27100tnl  raining 8 AM Someone is stuffed!
Someone leaves north.
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Chicken lord meets friends.

LogFiend 531 December 25, 2017 03:47PM

You must be trolling us..

scr 349 December 25, 2017 08:07PM



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