What's that? It's CLOWN time!

LogFiend
January 16, 2018 09:24PM
*** Clown time!
*** Serris revs up her clown car and a accordion version of the Benny Hill Theme blares from the 1980's removable Blaupunkt tape deck.

<110%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM 
Marideth yells 'To arms, citizens!  It is time Zah pays for breaking the Law!'
A cloud giant warrior yells 'I will lead the charge!  Follow me to glory, friends!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a cloud giant warrior!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a gnome healer!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'

<110%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM wear shield
You wear a massive shield embossed with giant runes as a shield.

<100%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM whe
People near you:
(PK) Marideth                     Trade Road
  Gringe                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Serris                       The Hall of Forms
  Jeralt                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
  Xhishi                       Trade Road
(PK) an angry crocodile           Trade Road
(PK) Arbrarn                      Trade Road
  Aiya                         Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Zah                          Trade Road

<100%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM who pk
[50 Mummy Nec] (PK) [TRIBUNAL] Marideth Annchu the Returned, Provost Magistrate
[51 Human Asn] (PK) (WANTED) Lehla the Nodachi of War, Blooded by Battle
*51 Human Shf* (PK) [HERALD] Serris Songswallow the Grand Mistress of Changelings, Official Signmaker of the Eternal Star
[51 Gnome Shf] (PK) Gilversplitz the Grand Master of Changelings
[51 Duerg Sha] (PK) Arbrarn Green the Holy of Faith, Imperial Priest, Deputy of Galadon
[51 Gnome Shf] (PK) [TRIBUNAL] Rinksy Retre the Grand Master of Changelings, Magistrate of Galadon
[51 Cloud War] (PK) (WANTED) Zah the Legend of the Battlefield
[47 Human Nec] (PK) [TRIBUNAL] Carrick the Spectre, Provincial Magistrate

Players found: 8

<100%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Die, Marideth, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Die, Arbrarn, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%(1092)balls 75%(881)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM shape oty
You flicker and blur into the shape of a gruesome otyugh.
You maintain the hardness of your skin as you shapeshift.
You maintain your speed as you shapeshift.
You maintain your levitation as you shapeshift.
You maintain your phase as you shapeshift.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM 
A dockworker leaves east.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM whe
People near you:
(PK) Marideth                     Trade Road
  Gringe                       The Training Hall
(PK) a gruesome otyugh            The Hall of Forms
  Jeralt                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
  Xhishi                       Trade Road
(PK) an angry crocodile           High Road
(PK) Arbrarn                      Trade Road
  Aiya                         Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Zah                          Trade Road

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 100%(983)apples>  3 PM e
Entrance to the Hall of Forms 
 
[Exits: east west]
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.
With a well-rehearsed timing, this halberdier happily marches her section of the city.
(Invis) The body of a gnome flickers and pulses as he watches over the guildhall.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a grim-looking transmuter!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(982)apples>  3 PM e
High Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(981)apples>  3 PM n
High Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(979)apples>  3 PM n
On the Bridge 
 
[Exits: north south]
A man sits here begging for any change you might have.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(977)apples>  3 PM n
Large Intersection 
 
[Exits: north east south west down]
A dockworker is moving cargo around here.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(975)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'
A gnome healer yells 'I hate to do this, Zah, but you've really been rather indecent!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 99%(975)apples>  3 PM n
High Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(973)apples>  3 PM n
High Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'You will die for crossing me, Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(971)apples>  3 PM n
Market Square 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A thin shield of blue metal has been tossed aside.
     (Glowing) A silvery ring glints at you.
( 2) (Glowing) A sphere shaped brass lantern illuminates the surroundings.
     A blue vest with three circle buttons sits in a pile.
     A plain steel sword lies here.
     The bludgeoned corpse of Gavram lies here.
     A small, carefully carved but weathered stone rests here.
     A small nondescript scroll lies here.
     A map of Arkham is here.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM whe
People near you:
(PK) Marideth                     The Slayer's Blade
  Gringe                       The Training Hall
(PK) a gruesome otyugh            Market Square
  Jeralt                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
  Xhishi                       Trade Road
(PK) an angry crocodile           At the Altar
(PK) Arbrarn                      The Slayer's Blade
  Aiya                         Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) Zah                          The Slayer's Blade
(PK) Carrick                      High Road

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Die, Arbrarn, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a grim-looking transmuter!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM 
A gnome healer yells 'Why are you running, Zah? Dontcha have the guts to face an angry gnome?'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM 
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'This battle shall be your end, Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM e

A gnome healer yells 'It is unfathomable to me that you believe you can escape, Zah!'
A petite half-elf yells 'You will die for crossing me, Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(969)apples>  3 PM Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A drunk man is here singing at the top of his lungs.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(967)apples>  3 PM Zah yells 'Die, Marideth, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(967)apples>  3 PM e
Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A massive steel axe engraved with scales has been dropped here.
     A pair of leather boots with steel-plates has been dropped here.
     An embroidered pile of leather has been dropped here.
     The splattered brains of a cloud giant warrior are lying here.
(White Aura) A chubby gnomish healer is here, muttering prayers under his breath.
(Crackling with Electricity) A petite half-elf is here, calmly looking towards the horizon.
A robed mage is here, grimly scanning the horizon.
(WANTED) Zah is here, fighting a grim-looking transmuter.
A gibbering ghoul stalks new flesh here, its yellowed fangs bared.
A flesh golem lumbers along, vacant eyes watching for its master's presence.
A zombie of the old dwarf is here.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant is here.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here, fighting Zah.
Seething molten flames rage in quiet anger. 
Xhishi is here.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Arbrarn has arrived.
Zah has fled!
Zah leaves south.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch DISMEMBERS a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul screams and attacks a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw misses a furious magma para-elemental.
A flesh golem screams and attacks a furious magma para-elemental!
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant screams and attacks a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch misses a zombie of the old dwarf.
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Zah has arrived.
A gnome healer yells 'It is unfathomable to me that you believe you can escape, Zah!'
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'There will be no place to hide after this treachery, Zah!'
A grim-looking transmuter's thrust hits Zah.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Die, Arbrarn, you sorcerous dog!'
Arbrarn narrows his eyes and glares in Zah's direction.
Arbrarn calls forth the demons of Hell upon Zah!
Arbrarn's torments DISMEMBERS Zah!

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'
A petite half-elf's icy grip grazes Zah.
A gnome healer narrows his eyes and glares in Zah's direction.
Zah is surrounded by a pink outline.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Jeralt yells 'Don't run Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Zah has fled!
Zah leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 73%(859)butter 98%(965)apples>  3 PM 
Zah has arrived.
It starts to rain.
A petite half-elf yells 'Skullduggery! Zah, you will know no quarter before this is done!'
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'You will die for crossing me, Zah!'
A grim-looking transmuter zaps Zah with a stout steel wand.
A grim-looking transmuter waves his arm in a wide arc, sending forth a cluster of projectiles of pure mana towards Zah.
A grim-looking transmuter's magic missile grazes Zah.
A grim-looking transmuter's magic missile grazes Zah.
A grim-looking transmuter's magic missile grazes Zah.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A flesh golem's smash EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch decimates a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch misses a zombie of the old dwarf.
Zah's wrath EVISCERATES a petite half-elf!
Zah's punch *** DEMOLISHES *** a petite half-elf!
Zah's wrath DISMEMBERS a petite half-elf!

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A gnome healer yells 'The folly of your actions will be your biggest blunder, Zah!'
A gnome healer's beating hits Zah.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Zah has fled!
Zah leaves south.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
Arbrarn leaves south.
A grim-looking transmuter checks the ground for tracks.
A grim-looking transmuter leaves south.
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a grim-looking transmuter!'
A petite half-elf checks the ground for tracks.
A petite half-elf leaves south.
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'
A gnome healer checks the ground for tracks.
A gnome healer leaves south.
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a gnome healer!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Xhishi pauses and breathes slowly, appearing more calm as she relaxes.
Zah yells 'Die, Arbrarn, you sorcerous dog!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch MUTILATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch maims a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
Zah has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Zah yells 'Die, Marideth, you sorcerous dog!'
Zah deflects Marideth's spell!
Marideth is unaffected by Zah's spellbane!
Zah misses Marideth.
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Zah has fled!
Zah leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Arbrarn has arrived.
A petite half-elf has arrived.
A petite half-elf checks the ground for tracks.
A petite half-elf leaves west.
A gnome healer has arrived.
A gnome healer checks the ground for tracks.
A gnome healer leaves west.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch MUTILATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A flesh golem's smash EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch mauls a zombie of the old dwarf.
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental sends a flesh golem sprawling with a powerful bash.
A furious magma para-elemental's bash grazes a flesh golem.
A gnome healer yells 'It is unfathomable to me that you believe you can escape, Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A petite half-elf yells 'Zah! Now you die!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Zah has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Jeralt has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Zah leaves west.
A petite half-elf yells 'Die now, or later, Zah - the choice is yours!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Jeralt leaves south.
Arbrarn leaves east.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Jeralt has arrived.
A gnome healer yells 'I'd offer some sage advice, Zah, but under the circumstances, I'll have to settle for killing you!''

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A flesh golem's smash EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch maims a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch mauls a zombie of the old dwarf.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
A grim-looking transmuter has arrived.
A grim-looking transmuter checks the ground for tracks.
A grim-looking transmuter leaves west.
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a petite half-elf!'
Zah yells 'Help! I am being attacked by a gnome healer!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
Arbrarn has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Arbrarn leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Jeralt looks at a huge magma para-elemental.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch maims a furious magma para-elemental!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A flesh golem's smash EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch decimates a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch maims a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM l
Trade Road 
  Black smoke pours out of the large building to the south, its wide chimney
never getting a moments rest.  The harsh stench of metal sparking carries
across the road from both the north and the south while the hoots and hollers
of blood sport can be heard from the Warrior's Arena.  There is very little
lingering foot traffic along the gray blocks of the Trade Road here as people
either duck into the training hall to spectate or they continue west towards
the market.  Looming along the eastern horizon is the gate of the city that
leads to the great Eastern Road.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A massive steel axe engraved with scales has been dropped here.
     A pair of leather boots with steel-plates has been dropped here.
     An embroidered pile of leather has been dropped here.
     The splattered brains of a cloud giant warrior are lying here.
Jeralt is here.
A pillar of dancing flames roars here, sputtering black smoke.
A large construct of shining silver stands protectively before its master.
(Translucent) A continuous flow of water rains off of this massive figure.
A rippling, raging column of magma rises from the pit, roaring with rage.
A gibbering ghoul stalks new flesh here, its yellowed fangs bared.
A flesh golem lumbers along, vacant eyes watching for its master's presence.
A zombie of the old dwarf is here.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant is here.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here.
Seething molten flames rage in quiet anger. 
Xhishi is here.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Arbrarn has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Aiya has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'Zah!  Pay the price for your crimes and end this nonsense!'

<100%(1092)balls 71%(833)butter 100%(983)apples>  4 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.
Arbrarn's hunger grazes him.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Zah yells 'More skulls for the Throne of Bone!!!'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch mauls a zombie of the old dwarf.
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch decimates a zombie of the old dwarf!

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Arbrarn leaves east.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Aiya leaves west.
Jeralt leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Arbrarn has arrived.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A flesh golem's smash EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental's burning touch devastates a zombie of the old dwarf!
A furious magma para-elemental sends a flesh golem sprawling with a powerful bash.
A furious magma para-elemental's bash decimates a flesh golem!

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth utters the words, 'saxzf xafe turr'.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM whe

Gavram has arrived.
People near you:
(PK) Marideth                     Trade Road
  Llayath                      Outside the West Gate
  Gringe                       The Training Hall
  Gavram                       Trade Road
(PK) a gruesome otyugh            Trade Road
  Jeralt                       Market Square
  Xhishi                       Trade Road
(PK) Gilversplitz                 At the Altar
(PK) Arbrarn                      Trade Road
  Aiya                         Market Square
(PK) Zah                          The Enforcer's Shield
(PK) Carrick                      Trade Road
Arbrarn leaves south.
A zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Carrick has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
A voice whispers 'Why would you desire to use any weapon but me?'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Carrick leaves south.
Carrick's lieutenant leaves south.
Carrick's lieutenant leaves south.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Arbrarn has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Arbrarn leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
A zombie of the old dwarf's punch misses a furious magma para-elemental.
A ghoul's claw EVISCERATES a furious magma para-elemental!
You hear something's death cry.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Carrick has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth scans west.
Arbrarn yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 100%(983)apples>  5 PM s
The Slayer's Blade 
 
[Exits: north up]
The weaponsmith sits here with a whetstone, sharpening a long blade.
A man sits here begging for any change you might have.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(982)apples>  5 PM n
Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A massive steel axe engraved with scales has been dropped here.
     A pair of leather boots with steel-plates has been dropped here.
     An embroidered pile of leather has been dropped here.
     The splattered brains of a cloud giant warrior are lying here.
Carrick's lieutenant stands here, enforcing the Law.
Carrick's lieutenant stands here, enforcing the Law.
(Ghostly) Carrick is here.
(Ghost) Gavram is here.
A gibbering ghoul stalks new flesh here, its yellowed fangs bared.
A flesh golem lumbers along, vacant eyes watching for its master's presence.
A zombie of the old dwarf is here.
A zombie of a war-weary storm giant is here.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here.
Seething molten flames rage in quiet anger. 
Xhishi is here.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(981)apples>  5 PM 
Marideth leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(981)apples>  5 PM w
Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     The severed hands of the happy drunk lie here.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here.
(White Aura) A chubby gnomish healer is here, muttering prayers under his breath.
A robed mage is here, grimly scanning the horizon.
(Black Aura) Arbrarn is here, fighting Zah.
(Pink Aura) (WANTED) Zah is here, fighting Arbrarn.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.
Zah's wrath DISMEMBERS Arbrarn!

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(978)apples>  5 PM s
The Enforcer's Shield 
 
[Exits: north up]
     A stout steel wand has been left here.
     A pair of leather boots with steel-plates has been dropped here.
     An embroidered pile of leather has been dropped here.
     A steaming pile of a petite half-elf's entrails is lying here.
     A small list lies here.
A zombie of Feristle, the spiritual leader of the monastery is here.
Blue skin glistening with sweat, the armorer pounds a dent out of a breast plate.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(977)apples>  5 PM 
A grim-looking transmuter yells 'Zah!  You will pay for your crimes with blood!'
A gnome healer yells 'You can run, Zah, but it is folly to think you shall escape!'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(977)apples>  5 PM n

Arbrarn yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Zah!'

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(977)apples>  5 PM Trade Road 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     The severed hands of the happy drunk lie here.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
The water elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(976)apples>  5 PM Marideth leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(976)apples>  5 PM 
Carrick has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.
Carrick's lieutenant has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 68%(807)butter 99%(976)apples>  5 PM 
Carrick leaves west.
Carrick's lieutenant leaves west.
Carrick's lieutenant leaves west.
The pink secretion dries and flakes away into nothing.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM
Gringe has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM 
A ghoul has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM whe
People near you:
(PK) Marideth                     Market Square
  Llayath                      Trade Road
  Gringe                       Trade Road
  Gavram                       Entrance to the Galadon Arena
(PK) a gruesome otyugh            Trade Road
  Xhishi                       Trade Road
(PK) a long-eared hare            At the Altar
(PK) Arbrarn                      Market Square
(PK) a tiny hummingbird           High Road
(PK) Zah                          Market Square
(PK) Carrick                      Market Square

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM 
Gringe leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM 
Carrick's lieutenant yells 'Zah is a CRIMINAL!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
Carrick's lieutenant yells 'Zah is a CRIMINAL!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 100%(983)apples>  6 PM w
Market Square 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A stout steel wand has been left here.
     A sharp steel dagger has been dropped here.
     A pair of leather boots with steel-plates has been dropped here.
     An embroidered pile of leather has been dropped here.
     The severed fingers of a grim-looking transmuter lie here.
     A thin shield of blue metal has been tossed aside.
     (Glowing) A silvery ring glints at you.
( 2) (Glowing) A sphere shaped brass lantern illuminates the surroundings.
     A blue vest with three circle buttons sits in a pile.
     A plain steel sword lies here.
     The bludgeoned corpse of Gavram lies here.
     A small, carefully carved but weathered stone rests here.
     A small nondescript scroll lies here.
     A map of Arkham is here.
(Translucent) A blur of color darts around quickly revealing its form as a hummingbird.
Carrick's lieutenant stands here, enforcing the Law.
Carrick's lieutenant stands here, enforcing the Law.
Carrick is here, fighting Zah.
(Ghostly) Marideth is here, fighting Zah.
Arbrarn is here, fighting Zah.
(White Aura) A chubby gnomish healer is here, muttering prayers under his breath.
(Pink Aura) (WANTED) Zah is here, fighting Arbrarn.
The water elemental has arrived.
A shining silver construct has arrived.
A hellish fire elemental has arrived.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Carrick's lieutenant's slash decimates Zah!
Carrick's lieutenant's slash devastates Zah!
Zah's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** Arbrarn!
Zah's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** Arbrarn!
Arbrarn has fled!
Arbrarn leaves west.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah deflects Marideth's spell!
Marideth is unaffected by Zah's spellbane!
Marideth utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah entangles Carrick's feet and sends him to the ground!
Zah's lash scratches Carrick.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Llayath has arrived.
A tiny hummingbird pecks at Zah with his beak.
A tiny hummingbird's pecking beak injures Zah.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Llayath leaves east.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah's wrath misses Carrick.
Zah delivers a blow of deadly force!
Zah's wrath >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Carrick!

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Xhishi yells 'Someone just kicked dirt in my eyes!'

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
The edges of a tiny hummingbird's being stretch and twist and he becomes a black rhinoceros.
A black rhinoceros is filled with the deftness of the falcon.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
A black rhinoceros's crush EVISCERATES Zah!
Zah's wrath MASSACRES Carrick!
Zah's wrath misses Carrick.
Zah's wrath MANGLES Carrick!
Carrick's burst of energy mauls Zah.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah deflects Carrick's spell!
Zah's spellbane MUTILATES Carrick!
Zah MASSACRES Carrick!
Zah DISMEMBERS Carrick!
Zah DISMEMBERS Carrick!
Carrick utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah gets a wild look in his eyes.
A voice demands 'Wield me, and let us hunt dragons!'

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Zah deflects Marideth's spell!
Marideth is unaffected by Zah's spellbane!
Zah delivers a blow of deadly force!
Zah *** DEVASTATES *** Marideth!
Marideth utters the words, 'zawsufuq hajqp'.
A black rhinoceros lowers its head and charges Zah, but misses 
Zah's wrath MASSACRES a black rhinoceros!

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Carrick's lieutenant's slash misses Zah.
Zah's wrath MANGLES Carrick!
Carrick has fled!
Carrick leaves south.
A hellish fire elemental yells 'Help!  I am being attacked by Zah!'
Zah's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** a hellish fire elemental!

*** No you didn't! Time to go full clown mode and save these Tribbies!

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
Xhishi yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>  6 PM 
A shining silver construct screams and attacks Zah!
The water elemental screams and attacks Zah!
The water elemental's suction decimates Zah!
A huge magma para-elemental screams and attacks Zah!
Zah dodges your sting.
Zah parries your sting.
Zah parries your sting.
Zah parries your sting.
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM 
Zah entangles a hellish fire elemental and sends it to the ground!
Zah's lash grazes a hellish fire elemental.
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM 
A black rhinoceros lowers his head and charges Zah, impaling him with his horn!
A spray of blood erupts from Zah's wound!
A black rhinoceros's impalement wounds Zah.
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM 
A cityguard yells 'The criminal Llayath is here at The Training Hall!  PROTECT THE INNOCENT!!'
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM 
Carrick has arrived.
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM lash

Marideth utters the words, 'qpurr hajqp'.
Marideth's chilling touch hits Zah.
You lash out at Zah with your tentacles, but fail to grab them.
Your lash misses Zah.
Zah is convulsing on the ground.

<100%(1092)balls 63%(745)butter 99%(980)apples>   fighting 6 PM 
Carrick leaves north.
Carrick's lieutenant's slash devastates Zah!
Carrick's lieutenant's slash decimates Zah!
The water elemental's suction devastates Zah!
Zah is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
A huge magma para-elemental's kicked dirt scratches Zah.
Your sting wounds Zah.
Zah is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Zah.

*** BOOM! 1 commander kill!
***
*** Oh, I almost forgot...
*** CLOWNS!
***
*** And by clowns, I mean me. That was pathetic.
.
Subject Author Views Posted

What's that? It's CLOWN time!

LogFiend 309 January 16, 2018 09:24PM

Heart

alansmithee 190 January 17, 2018 08:13AM

Halloween form. D&D monster.

Matrik 159 January 17, 2018 08:25AM

I SO SO SO wish you had been in the DnD party when we encountered these.

Frosty 135 January 17, 2018 08:31AM

No need to omit Stevers' name (n/t)

Kstatida 35 January 17, 2018 11:40PM

Autoassist no screams?

Kstatida 134 January 16, 2018 11:00PM

I'm curious of a magma para-elemental got WARRANTED? nt

zanzarin 87 January 16, 2018 11:58PM



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