*** I don't normally post logs that are this recent but I felt like Waka needed to see this from my side. 

People near you:
(PK) Wakazoey                     Along the Eastern Road
(PK) Zah                          Along the Eastern Road

civilized <1073hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Wakazoey has arrived.

civilized <1073hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Wakazoey suddenly springs forward and sends you sprawling with a solid body blow!
Wakazoey's bash grazes you.
You yell 'Help! Wakazoey is bashing me!'
Wakazoey has a few scratches.

civilized <1065hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Wakazoey's divine power MASSACRES you!
You parry Wakazoey's slash.
Wakazoey parries your infernal power.
Wakazoey parries your punch.
Your infernal power MASSACRES Wakazoey!
Wakazoey has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <995hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
wc
warcry

You dodge Wakazoey's divine power.
You parry Wakazoey's slash.
Wakazoey's slash MUTILATES you!
Seizing upon a flaw in your tactics, Wakazoey kicks dirt toward your eyes!
You can't see a thing!
Someone's kicked dirt scratches you.
Your infernal power MANGLES someone!
Your punch EVISCERATES someone!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <955hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Someone yells 'Taste the wrath of the Blades!'
Someone appears more confident as it shouts 'Taste the wrath of the Blades!'

Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <955hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
entwine

Someone starts a vicious series of attacks with its swords.
You manage to partially evade someone's attack, but are still hit.
Someone's flurry MANGLES you!
Someone's flurry misses you.
You manage to partially evade someone's attack, but are still hit.
Someone's flurry MANGLES you!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <787hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Someone's divine power MANGLES you!
Someone dodges your infernal power.
Someone drives your punch back with its connecting blow.
Someone moves out of the range of your infernal power.
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <702hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

You parry someone's divine power.
You parry someone's slash.
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Someone parries your infernal power.
Your infernal power MASSACRES someone!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <702hp 415m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
You yell 'More skulls for the Throne of Bone!!!'
You feel righteous as you shout 'More skulls for the Throne of Bone!!!'
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <804hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
You lash out with something and entwine someone tightly!
Someone has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <804hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

You dodge someone's divine power.
You dodge someone's slash.
Your punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone parries your punch.
Someone parries your punch.
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <804hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
pumm

Someone's divine power MASSACRES you!
You remain safe as someone's slash bounces harmlessly off of something.
Your punch DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <727hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  
You pummel someone with your fists.
Your pummeling blow EVISCERATES someone!
Your pummeling blow EVISCERATES someone!
Your pummeling blow MUTILATES someone!
Your pummeling blow MUTILATES someone!
Your pummeling blow EVISCERATES someone!
Your pummeling blow DISMEMBERS someone!
Someone looks dazed from all of your blows.
You leave someone visibly battered and bruised.
Someone is gushing blood.

civilized <727hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

Someone's divine power MANGLES you!
Someone's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You parry someone's divine power.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** someone!
Someone meets your punch with a resounding impact.
Someone absorbs the force of your punch with something.
You deliver a blow of deadly force!
Your punch >>> ANNIHILATES <<< someone!
Your punch misses someone.
Someone is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <576hp 385m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 3 PM>  

You are thirsty.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
You feel less resistant to magic.
Wakazoey is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <578hp 389m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 4 PM>  
Wakazoey starts a vicious series of attacks with his swords.
Wakazoey's flurry MASSACRES you!
You manage to partially parry his attack, but are still hit.
Wakazoey's flurry MUTILATES you!
You manage to partially parry his attack, but are still hit.
Wakazoey's flurry DISMEMBERS you!
You manage to partially parry his attack, but are still hit.
Wakazoey's flurry maims you!
Wakazoey's flurry MASSACRES you!
You manage to partially evade Wakazoey's attack, but are still hit.
Wakazoey's flurry devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You manage to partially parry his attack, but are still hit.
Wakazoey's flurry maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Wakazoey is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <228hp 389m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 4 PM>  

You parry Wakazoey's divine power.
Wakazoey's slash EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Wakazoey's divine power.
Your punch EVISCERATES Wakazoey!
Your punch MASSACRES Wakazoey!
Wakazoey is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <182hp 389m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 4 PM>  
pumm

Wakazoey's divine power MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Wakazoey's slash EVISCERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Wakazoey's divine power DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Wakazoey's divine power.
Your punch MUTILATES Wakazoey!
Wakazoey is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Wakazoey.
You unentwine your weapon from Wakazoey.
An unholy axe, 'Nightbringer' is engulfed in chromatic flame.

civilized <6hp 389m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 4 PM>  
But you aren't fighting anyone!

civilized <6hp 389m 879mv 27100tnl (-23.18%) 4 PM>  
exa corpse
Battered and bruised, the corpse of Wakazoey lies in a heap.
The corpse of Wakazoey contains:
     a hefty battle axe
     (Humming) the Battleaxe of Mondurian
     (Magical) (Glowing) a floating chest
( 2) a wide, rusted iron bracer
     (Glowing) (Humming) an unholy axe, 'Nightbringer'
     plate leggings decorated with red enamel
( 2) (Humming) the spider axe
     (Magical) a twin-edge battle axe called 'Arctic Fury'
     a cloak made of a felar hide
     a thick hide of a woolly mammoth
     a golden lion's wrath ring
     an acid etched suit of black titanium chainmail
     (Magical) gauntlets of living flesh (Damaged)
     (Magical) a sash of crimson and white
     (Glowing) (Humming) a darkened helm
     (Magical) (Glowing) a runed black hafted axe
     (Magical) (Glowing) a mist coated, dual-bladed battleaxe
     the boots of Stealth
     an armlet of the giant empire
     (Glowing) a serpentine ring coiling around twin rubies
     a dark mithril longsword named 'Tarnished Faith'
( 2) (Glowing) an Amulet of Strength
     (Glowing) a huge claymore with a shattered blade
     a sword with a wickedly serrated blade
( 2) (Magical) a potion of teleportation
     a longsword of dark steel
     4 gold coins
     44 copper coins


*** I am also very aware of just how lucky I got here too!