Grokko's guide to invokers

February 19, 2018 09:15AM
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(PK) Zoenad                       A Path in the Plains of Udgaard
(PK) Grokko                       A Bustling Spot in the Plains

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They aren't here.

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The Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A primitive breechcloth lies flat on the ground.
     A cumbersome necklace rests heavily on the ground.
     A plain leather wristband is still stiff and new.
A meadowlark probes at the grasses in search for food.
A meadowlark probes at the grasses in search for food.
Ladybugs flit among the grasses here.
Butterflies socialize with the flowers here.
A OneHeart barbarian grips his weapon and assesses the situation here.
A OneHeart lover wanders about while enjoying his mead and making music.

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trip Zoenad
The Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 7) A primitive breechcloth lies flat on the ground.
( 7) A cumbersome necklace rests heavily on the ground.
( 7) A plain leather wristband is still stiff and new.
Ladybugs flit among the grasses here.
Butterflies socialize with the flowers here.
(Invis) A muscular OneHeart warrior-mage practices his spells here.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 63%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
They aren't here.

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trip Zoenad

Zoenad has arrived.
The Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A primitive breechcloth lies flat on the ground.
( 2) A cumbersome necklace rests heavily on the ground.
( 2) A plain leather wristband is still stiff and new.
     A long buckskin dress lies wrinkled on the ground.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 62%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
They aren't here.

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wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 62%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
People near you:
(PK) Zoenad                       The Plains of Udgaard
(PK) Grokko                       The Plains of Udgaard

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 62%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
trip Zoenad
They aren't here.

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trip Zoenad
The Plains of Udgaard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
( 7) A primitive breechcloth lies flat on the ground.
( 7) A cumbersome necklace rests heavily on the ground.
( 7) A plain leather wristband is still stiff and new.
(Invis) Zoenad is here.
Ladybugs flit among the grasses here.
Butterflies socialize with the flowers here.
(Invis) A muscular OneHeart warrior-mage practices his spells here.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 61%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
You trip Zoenad and he goes down!
You trample around loudly again.
Your trip grazes Zoenad.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Zoenad while he's down!
Your vicious attack mauls Zoenad.
Zoenad yells 'Help! Grokko tried to trip me!'
Zoenad has a few scratches.

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Zoenad fades into existence.
You parry Zoenad's burning touch.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Your chop DISMEMBERS Zoenad!
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 61%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
trip Zoenad

You parry Zoenad's burning touch.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad is covered with bleeding wounds.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 61%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 
You trip Zoenad and he goes down!
Your trip grazes Zoenad.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Zoenad while he's down!
Your vicious attack mauls Zoenad.
Zoenad is gushing blood.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 61%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 

You parry Zoenad's burning touch.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Your chop misses Zoenad.
Zoenad remains unscorched as your arcing flames is stopped by a skin from the snow leopard.
Zoenad is gushing blood.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 61%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 11 AM> 

You can no longer breathe in water.
Zoenad is gushing blood.

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trip Zoenad

You dodge Zoenad's burning touch.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad parries your chop.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Your chop DISMEMBERS Zoenad!
Zoenad is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 67%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 12 PM> 
You trip Zoenad and he goes down!
Your trip grazes Zoenad.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Zoenad while he's down!
Your vicious attack mauls Zoenad.
Zoenad is convulsing on the ground.

wilderness  <100%hp 100%m 67%mv 8166tnl (12.00%) 12 PM> 

You parry Zoenad's burning touch.
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Zoenad.
Zoenad's heart is torn from his chest.

*** And second part of the guide

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People near you:
(PK) Zoenad                       Along the Eastern Road
(PK) Grokko                       A Large Crossroads
(PK) Silvyr                       Along the Eastern Road

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Approaching a Large Crossroads 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
     A simple white cloak lies crumpled here.

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
     A sign points north towards Aldevari.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 16%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 12 PM> 
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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

civilized <100%hp 100%m 15%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 12 PM> 
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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
     A sign points north towards the Grove.
(Translucent) Zoenad is here, fighting Silvyr.
(WANTED) Silvyr is here, fighting Zoenad.

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]

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Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
     A sign points north towards the Grove.
(Translucent) Zoenad is here, fighting Silvyr.
(WANTED) Silvyr is here, fighting Zoenad.

trip Zoenad
civilized <100%hp 100%m 14%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 12 PM> 
You trip Zoenad and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Zoenad.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Zoenad while he's down!
Your vicious attack injures Zoenad.
Zoenad yells 'Help! Grokko tried to trip me!'
Zoenad is gushing blood.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 14%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 12 PM> 

Zoenad dodges your arcing flames.
Your chop devastates Zoenad!
Zoenad parries your arcing flames.
Silvyr's slash EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad is gushing blood.

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Zoenad's blast decimates Silvyr!
As a rune-covered mace strikes Silvyr, Zoenad unleashes its stored charge!
Silvyr convulses as elecricity courses through him!
Zoenad's electrified weapon MANGLES Silvyr!
Zoenad parries your arcing flames.
Your chop MUTILATES Zoenad!
Your arcing flames EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Silvyr's slash EVISCERATES Zoenad!
Zoenad is convulsing on the ground.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 14%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 12 PM> 
trip Zoenad
You trip Zoenad and he goes down!
Your trip grazes Zoenad.
Seizing upon a moment of weakness, you kick Zoenad while he's down!
Your vicious attack injures Zoenad.
Zoenad is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your arcing flames DISMEMBERS Zoenad!
Zoenad is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Zoenad.
Zoenad's severed head plops on the ground.

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trip Silvyr

Silvyr gets 3 copper coins from the burnt corpse of Zoenad.
*** That's exactly why I trip - you're a highway robber!

civilized <100%hp 100%m 20%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 1 PM> 
Silvyr spins gracefully away from your trip.
Silvyr yells 'Help! Grokko just attacked me!'
Silvyr is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <100%hp 100%m 20%mv 8089tnl (12.83%) 1 PM> 

Silvyr has fled!
Silvyr leaves east.
Subject Author Views Posted

Grokko's guide to invokers

Kstatida 310 February 19, 2018 09:15AM

You're like a mix of drunken madman Beront and hysterical spam posting Pro. It's amazing. (n/t)

The_Joker 38 February 19, 2018 11:09AM

It's as if funnyone and Eric Prothero had a child (n/t)

Noone of significance 53 February 19, 2018 03:31PM

MATRIK! We need a drawing of this! (n/t)

The_Joker 50 February 19, 2018 06:31PM

Lol, nice analysis. (n/t)

Matrik 49 February 19, 2018 11:18AM

I used to be an FBI profiler...

The_Joker 93 February 19, 2018 06:31PM

My experience with Grokko over multiple characters...

kadsuane 172 February 19, 2018 09:49AM

That's called "having an impact"

Kstatida 137 February 19, 2018 09:55AM

We get it, you're butthurt. Big surprise(not) there.

Frosty 108 February 19, 2018 09:46AM

You have to thank me for logs here (n/t)

Kstatida 98 February 19, 2018 09:54AM

LOL

Frosty 97 February 19, 2018 09:55AM

Re: LOL

Kstatida 88 February 19, 2018 09:56AM

Wow that looks like such a challenging build. (n/t)

Matrik 49 February 19, 2018 09:23AM

Got me there

Kstatida 127 February 19, 2018 09:57AM

Doesn't look scary. Looks like easy mode.

Matrik 111 February 19, 2018 11:21AM

Come up with a better idea

Kstatida 88 February 20, 2018 02:07AM

And?

Matrik 79 February 20, 2018 02:12AM

I'm trying to say you need to come up with a better idea

Kstatida 75 February 20, 2018 02:44AM

Yeah, but you also agreed to rank with me (a pre-form shifter) and attacked me once you showed up. So, there's that. (n/t)

saagkri 33 February 20, 2018 09:57AM

Only after I've got your permission

Kstatida 48 February 20, 2018 10:00AM

You threatened to kill me. I said "Your call". I was sphere courage. That's not permission. You also attacked when I wasn't wielding a weapon. (n/t)

saagkri 35 February 20, 2018 10:11AM

Umm sorry I don't get what "Your call" means

Kstatida 54 February 20, 2018 11:22AM

And after all that, you were half dead when I fell. A weaponless pre-form shifter in fine leathers. (n/t)

saagkri 37 February 20, 2018 10:19AM

"Almost had you" argument

Kstatida 72 February 20, 2018 11:21PM

No one is arguing the kills don't mean shit.

Matrik 50 February 21, 2018 03:54AM

Lol. The hubris is real.

Matrik 69 February 20, 2018 03:46AM

Well, you can't do it

Kstatida 63 February 20, 2018 03:56AM

"Hello, even I do well at lowbie PK"

Matrik 67 February 20, 2018 03:59AM

Looks like it's your jimmies he's after. ;)

Frosty 53 February 20, 2018 05:45AM

Good point. (n/t)

Matrik 32 February 20, 2018 05:54AM

I can't do it. (n/t)

Murphy 33 February 20, 2018 04:22AM

lol, bruised ego from K-B's graveyard post? (n/t)

mcbeth 57 February 19, 2018 09:17AM

You're welcome to remind me of your characters at the time so that I can post your logs too

Kstatida 91 February 19, 2018 09:56AM

Well, I slapped you around on a few lowbies, you probably lost those logs too :P (n/t)

mcbeth 48 February 19, 2018 10:03AM

Give me a name, sister. (n/t)

Kstatida 49 February 19, 2018 10:06AM

I lost track of all the lowbies kicking grokko around. Maybe they did too.

Frosty 88 February 19, 2018 10:19AM

You weren't keeping it in the first place. (n/t)

Kstatida 41 February 19, 2018 10:32AM

Yeah, I kinda already said that when I said I kid. Kid as in kidding, as in joking, as in not serious.

Frosty 62 February 19, 2018 10:42AM

They weren't memorable, I go through level 25 and then delete after a couple deaths like a boss (n/t)

mcbeth 47 February 19, 2018 10:14AM



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