I think this is one of the funniest moments of dumb smurf's life

scr
June 14, 2018 10:21AM
Kritori tells you 'Jiou is at fortress, about to place codex'

Kritori tells you 'Can come?'

You tell Kritori 'Me be try'

Adeleralag tells you 'Jiouvish is at the Fortress.'

100%hp 92%m 88%mv -outdoor- [12 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
An elven bard is covered with bleeding wounds.

100%hp 85%m 81%mv -outdoor- [12 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a pitch-black ring
<worn on finger>    a pale white skull ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
<worn on body>      a wyvern scale shirt
<worn on head>      studded rothe-hide skullcap
<worn on face>      a pair of black reading glasses
<worn on legs>      red-gold dragon leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of copper-toed boots
<worn on hands>     a pair of heavy black gauntlets
<worn on arms>      darkened mithril vambraces
<worn about body>   a cloak of wyvern leather
<worn about waist>  (Glowing) an ulrician belt
<worn around wrist> a thick engraved steel bracer
<worn around wrist> a thick engraved steel bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a twin bladed battleaxe named 'Discord'
<offhand wielded>   an unholy axe named 'Venom'

100%hp 85%m 81%mv -outdoor- [12 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

...........

Kritori tells you 'Tell when is close, will secure'

100%hp 62%m 74%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
n
A Farm Yard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A cow stares at you and chews its cud.

100%hp 62%m 73%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Jeunne tells you 'Jiouvesh is creeping about here, if that interests you.'

100%hp 62%m 73%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Rocky Plains 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A majestic buck stands here, looking regal.

100%hp 62%m 72%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
A Dried Streambed 
 
[Exits: north south]

100%hp 62%m 71%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n

Kritori tells you 'But maran is convulsing already'

100%hp 62%m 71%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
Along a Dried Streambed 
 
[Exits: north south]

100%hp 62%m 70%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
In the Foothills 
 
[Exits: east south]

100%hp 62%m 69%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
n
Alas, you cannot go that way.

100%hp 62%m 69%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Alas, you cannot go that way.

100%hp 62%m 69%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
e
In the Foothills 
 
[Exits: north east west]

100%hp 62%m 69%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
n
In the Foothills 
 
[Exits: east south]

100%hp 62%m 68%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Alas, you cannot go that way.

100%hp 62%m 68%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
e
In the Mountains 
 
[Exits: east west]
A small, furry beast watches you from the safety of a snow drift.

100%hp 62%m 66%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
e
Near Redhorn Gate 
 
[Exits: east west]
     A bottle of dark sweet beer sits here.
     A shot of ghoul's breath gin lies here, white smoke flowing from the glass.
     A fragrant, malty, green glass bottle of ale rests here.

100%hp 62%m 64%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
e
pincer Jiouvesh
Redhorn Gate 

An aura of cold fills this area, dropping the temperature below freezing.
 
[Exits: north west]

100%hp 62%m 63%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 62%m 63%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
They aren't here.

scan north
100%hp 62%m 63%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
(Purple Aura) Jeunne is here.
Kritori is here.
Aehwic is here.
Adeleralag is here.
(Purple Aura) A huge figure in deep gray armor guards the gate.


100%hp 62%m 63%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Kritori tells you 'Traps everywhere'

100%hp 62%m 63%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
Standing Before the Fortress of Light 
 
[Exits: north south]
(Purple Aura) Jeunne is here.
Kritori is here.
Aehwic is here.
Adeleralag is here.
(Purple Aura) A huge figure in deep gray armor guards the gate.
A trap is sprung!
You yell 'Argh! I've sprung a trap!'
The air around you is suddenly unbreathable!
A burst damage trap's asphyxiation injures you.
Caught off-guard, you stagger from the impact!
A Maran Tara'bal yells 'Curses! Zerin blundered into someone's trap!'
A Maran Tara'bal gags as the air around its becomes suddenly unbreathable!
A burst damage trap's asphyxiation wounds a Maran Tara'bal.
A trap is sprung!
You yell 'Argh! I've sprung a trap!'
A stream of acid fires from the trap striking you!
You feel very tender.
A burst damage trap's stream of acid mauls you.
A Maran Tara'bal yells 'Curses! Zerin blundered into someone's trap!'
A stream of acid fires from the trap striking a Maran Tara'bal.
A Maran Tara'bal is unaffected by A burst damage trap's stream of acid!
A trap is sprung!
You yell 'Argh! I've sprung a trap!'
A bladder filled with explosive powder flies from the trap striking you!
A burst damage trap's explosive powder MUTILATES you!
A Maran Tara'bal yells 'Curses! Zerin blundered into someone's trap!'
A bladder filled with explosive powder flies from the trap striking a Maran Tara'bal.
A burst damage trap's explosive powder mauls a Maran Tara'bal.

89%hp 62%m 62%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

89%hp 62%m 62%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You yell 'Die, Aehwic, you sorcerous dog!'
You deflect Aehwic's spell!
The gods protect Aehwic.
Aehwic utters the words, 'aakzgpuzre'.

89%hp 62%m 62%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
s
You begin to inhale a fine powder....   ZZZZzzzzzz.

89%hp 62%m 62%mv -outdoor- [2 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You feel less resistant to magic.
The stiffness in your limbs is replaced by a warm relief.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
call truesight
In your dreams, or what?

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You are shielded from earth.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You are shielded from fire.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You are shielded from lightning.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You are shielded from air.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
spit
In your dreams, or what?

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
spit
In your dreams, or what?

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
spit
In your dreams, or what?

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
af

You are shielded from frost.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
You are affected by:
Skill: 'bewilder' modifies save vs paralysis by 9 for 28 hours.
Spell: 'frostshield' modifies cold resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'airshield' for 17 hours.
Spell: 'lightningshield' modifies lightning resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'fireshield' modifies fire resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'earthshield' for 17 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 17 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 17 hours.
Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 13 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 9 hours.
Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -60 for 7 hours.
Timer: 'physical sleep protection' for 6 hours.
Skill: 'knock-out trap' for 2 hours.
Power: 'resistance' modifies constitution by 1 for 2 hours.
Physical effect: 'soften' for 1 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hp by 72 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 17 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 3 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 7 for 0 hours.

99%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

stand
100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
You can't wake up!

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
af
You are affected by:
Skill: 'bewilder' modifies save vs paralysis by 9 for 28 hours.
Spell: 'frostshield' modifies cold resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'airshield' for 17 hours.
Spell: 'lightningshield' modifies lightning resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'fireshield' modifies fire resistance by 400 for 17 hours.
Spell: 'earthshield' for 17 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 17 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 17 hours.
Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 13 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 9 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 9 hours.
Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -60 for 7 hours.
Timer: 'physical sleep protection' for 6 hours.
Skill: 'knock-out trap' for 2 hours.
Power: 'resistance' modifies constitution by 1 for 2 hours.
Physical effect: 'soften' for 1 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hp by 72 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies armor class by 17 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies hit roll by 3 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'berserk' modifies damage roll by 7 for 0 hours.

100%hp 76%m 69%mv -outdoor- [3 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You feel your pulse slow down.

111%hp 86%m 76%mv -outdoor- [4 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

111%hp 86%m 76%mv -outdoor- [4 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
{t}={Jiouvesh}
stand
You can't wake up!

111%hp 86%m 76%mv -outdoor- [4 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Autosaving.
You don't feel as frail anymore.

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
call truesight
In your dreams, or what?

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
where
who pk
In your dreams, or what?

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
[30 W-Elf Bar] (PK) Enildon the Minstrel
*35 Svirf War* (PK) [BATTLE] Zerin the Warrior of the Blade
[29  Min  War] (PK) [BATTLE] Gringe the Combatant
[41 Human Thi] (PK) Jiouvesh the Eye, Imperial Shadow Lord
[33 Dwarf War] (PK) Babubdrin the Warrior of the Gauntlet
[28 Cloud War] (PK) Yaros the Veteran

Players found: 6

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You can't wake up!

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
stand
You feel less tired.
Strident music inspires you to action from your enchanted sleep!
Jeunne leaves south.

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
You are already standing.

100%hp 95%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
call resistance
You are as resistant as you will get.

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Aehwic utters the words, 'aakzgpuzre'.
A layer of ooze slides over the skin of Kritori.

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Aehwic utters the words, 'zabrahpgpuzre'.
For a brief moment, Kritori seems to be made of stone.

pincer Jiouvesh
100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
They aren't here.

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
where
People near you:
  Adeleralag                   Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Zerin                        Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Kritori                      Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Aehwic                       Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Babubdrin                    Standing Before the Fortress of Light

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Jeunne has arrived.
A Maran Tara'bal says 'Protect the light my brother.'

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
look
Standing Before the Fortress of Light 
  The Fortress of Light rises before you, standing strong and proud in a
mantle of snow and ice.  The thick walls of this fortress are built of huge,
perfectly cut, white stones fitted tightly together.  The stones along the
base of the fortress are enormous, taller than any giant and more massive
than most houses.  Pennants flying above the watchtowers rustle and flap
defiantly in the chill winds.  The huge gate of polished silver is guarded
by a lone figure.
 
[Exits: north south]
Jeunne is here.
Adeleralag is resting here.
Babubdrin is here.
Aehwic is here.
Kritori is here.
(Purple Aura) A huge figure in deep gray armor guards the gate.

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Aehwic says to you 'I'm sorry, it was quite reflexive.'

100%hp 83%m 85%mv -outdoor- [5 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

You feel less tough.

100%hp 87%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
call resistance
You feel tough!

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
' never land damned spells on meh!
You say 'never land damned spells on meh!'

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

Aehwic utters the words, 'diesillagpuzre'.
For a brief moment, Jeunne seems to crackle with electricity.

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 

[BATTLE] Gringe: Dooooloo dooook doo hith hud doooo?

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
howl
You howl at the moon.

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
where
who pk
People near you:
  Adeleralag                   Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Zerin                        Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Jeunne                       Standing Before the Fortress of Light
  Aehwic                       Standing Before the Fortress of Light
(PK) Babubdrin                    Standing Before the Fortress of Light

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
[30 W-Elf Bar] (PK) Enildon the Minstrel
*35 Svirf War* (PK) [BATTLE] Zerin the Warrior of the Blade
[29  Min  War] (PK) [BATTLE] Gringe the Combatant
[33 Dwarf War] (PK) Babubdrin the Warrior of the Gauntlet
[28 Cloud War] (PK) Yaros the Veteran

Players found: 5

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl civilized> 
s
pincer Jiouvesh
Redhorn Gate 

An aura of cold fills this area, dropping the temperature below freezing.
 
[Exits: north west]
The winds of the vortex pass harmlessly around your shield of air.

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
They aren't here.

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
where
People near you:
(PK) Zerin                        Redhorn Gate

100%hp 75%m 91%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
w
Near Redhorn Gate 
 
[Exits: east west]
     A bottle of dark sweet beer sits here.
     A shot of ghoul's breath gin lies here, white smoke flowing from the glass.
     A fragrant, malty, green glass bottle of ale rests here.

100%hp 75%m 89%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
w
In the Mountains 
 
[Exits: east west]
A small, furry beast watches you from the safety of a snow drift.

100%hp 75%m 87%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
af
You are affected by:
Skill: 'bewilder' modifies save vs paralysis by 9 for 25 hours.
Spell: 'frostshield' modifies cold resistance by 400 for 14 hours.
Spell: 'airshield' for 14 hours.
Spell: 'lightningshield' modifies lightning resistance by 400 for 14 hours.
Spell: 'fireshield' modifies fire resistance by 400 for 14 hours.
Spell: 'earthshield' for 14 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 14 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 14 hours.
Commune: 'armor' modifies armor class by -20 for 10 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 6 hours.
Skill: 'dishearten' modifies save vs breath by 11 for 6 hours.
Power: 'resistance' modifies constitution by 1 for 5 hours.
Spell: 'stone skin' modifies armor class by -60 for 4 hours.
Timer: 'physical sleep protection' for 3 hours.
Song: 'reveille' modifies morale by 1 for 2 hours.

100%hp 75%m 87%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 75%m 87%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 75%m 87%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
where
People near you:
(PK) Zerin                        In the Mountains
  Jeunne                       Redhorn Gate

100%hp 75%m 87%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
e
Redhorn Gate 

An aura of cold fills this area, dropping the temperature below freezing.
 
[Exits: north west]
Kritori is here.
Aehwic is here.
Jeunne is resting here.
The winds of the vortex pass harmlessly around your shield of air.

100%hp 75%m 84%mv -outdoor- [6 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
scan north
You scan north.
***** Range 1 *****
Adeleralag is resting here.
A huge figure in deep gray armor guards the gate.


100%hp 79%m 89%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Aehwic utters the words, 'yucandusbarr'.
A ball of fire erupts from Aehwic's hands, engulfing the area in flames.

100%hp 79%m 89%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
w
Near Redhorn Gate 
 
[Exits: east west]
     A bottle of dark sweet beer sits here.
     A shot of ghoul's breath gin lies here, white smoke flowing from the glass.
     A fragrant, malty, green glass bottle of ale rests here.
w
100%hp 79%m 88%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
w
In the Mountains 
 
[Exits: east west]
A small, furry beast watches you from the safety of a snow drift.

100%hp 79%m 86%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
In the Foothills 
 
[Exits: east south]
A trap is sprung!
You yell 'Argh! I've sprung a trap!'
A gout of flame fires from the trap striking you!
You burst into flames!
A burst damage trap's gout of flame is powerless against you.
Caught off-guard, you berate yourself.

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
where
pincer Jiouvesh
People near you:
(PK) Zerin                        In the Foothills
  Kritori                      Redhorn Gate
  Jeunne                       Redhorn Gate
  Aehwic                       Redhorn Gate
(PK) Babubdrin                    Redhorn Gate

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
They aren't here.

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
stand
You are already standing.

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

look
100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
In the Foothills 
  The path climbs up towards a high pass over the mountains.  The path
has almost disappeared in many places, blocked with fallen stones.  The air
swirls with a chilly wind.  The path continues deeper into the mountains to
the east and goes down into the foothills to the south.
 
[Exits: east south]

100%hp 79%m 85%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
s
In the Foothills 
 
[Exits: north east west]

100%hp 79%m 84%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

100%hp 79%m 84%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
w
In the Foothills 

[Exits: east south]

100%hp 79%m 83%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
s
Along a Dried Streambed 
 
[Exits: north south]

100%hp 79%m 82%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
s
A Dried Streambed 
 
[Exits: north south]
Jiouvesh steps out of the shadows.
Jiouvesh tries to back you into a corner, but fails!

100%hp 79%m 81%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
s
Rocky Plains 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A majestic buck stands here, looking regal.
Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

100%hp 79%m 80%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
They aren't here.

100%hp 79%m 80%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
n
A Dried Streambed 
 
[Exits: north south]
Jiouvesh is here.

100%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh
You drive your axes into both sides of Jiouvesh's body.
A spray of blood erupts from Jiouvesh's wounds 
Your brutal attack MANGLES Jiouvesh!
Your brutal attack MASSACRES Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh yells 'Help! Zerin is trying to hack me to pieces!'
Jiouvesh has some small but disgusting cuts.

100%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Jiouvesh remains safe as your chop bounces harmlessly off of a sash of black gauze.
Your venomous slash MASSACRES Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh parries your venomous slash.
Your chop DISMEMBERS Jiouvesh!
You parry Jiouvesh's slice.
Jiouvesh's stab decimates you!
You parry Jiouvesh's slice.
Jiouvesh is covered with bleeding wounds.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.
Jiouvesh is covered with bleeding wounds.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Jiouvesh dodges your chop.
Jiouvesh dodges your venomous slash.
Your chop MASSACRES Jiouvesh!
You parry Jiouvesh's slice.
You dodge Jiouvesh's stab.
You parry Jiouvesh's stab.
Jiouvesh is gushing blood.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
pincer Jiouvesh

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.
Jiouvesh is gushing blood.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Babubdrin has arrived.
Jiouvesh is gushing blood.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Babubdrin sends Jiouvesh sprawling with a powerful bash.
Babubdrin's bash injures Jiouvesh.
Jiouvesh yells 'Help! Babubdrin is bashing me!'
Jiouvesh is gushing blood.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Your chop MASSACRES Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh parries your venomous slash.
Your venomous slash DISMEMBERS Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh dodges your chop.
You dodge Jiouvesh's slice.
You dodge Jiouvesh's stab.
You dodge Jiouvesh's slice.
Babubdrin's punch DISMEMBERS Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh is writhing in agony.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.
Jiouvesh is writhing in agony.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
You drive your axes into both sides of Jiouvesh's body.
A spray of blood erupts from Jiouvesh's wounds 
Your brutal attack MASSACRES Jiouvesh!
Your brutal attack *** DEMOLISHES *** Jiouvesh!
Jiouvesh is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Jiouvesh.
Jiouvesh's fingers are sliced from his dead body.

96%hp 79%m 79%mv -outdoor- [7 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
exa corpse

The snow stops falling.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Babubdrin says and hiccups 'ha'

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Babubdrin gets 9 gold coins from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets 28 silver coins from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets 4 copper coins from the corpse of Jiouvesh.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Jeunne has arrived.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Babubdrin gets a hardened leather helmet studded with violet crystals from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets a black dragonscale bracelet from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets a pair of armguards from the snow worm from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets an envenomed steel stiletto from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets a linen needlework from the corpse of Jiouvesh.
Babubdrin gets a scroll with spidery runes from the corpse of Jiouvesh.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
Aehwic has arrived.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
The corpse of Jiouvesh is here, rotting hands still clutched at its own throat.
The corpse of Jiouvesh contains:
     a set of polished mithril legplates (Damaged)
     the Eagle-Marked Sword
     an onyx and obsidian bracelet
     a single sheet of aged parchment
     a red-gold dragon hide
     (Glowing) a fiery ring
     a sash of black gauze
     (Glowing) some leather gloves with black inscriptions
     (Glowing) (Humming) a razor-thin dagger 'Storm Shear'
     a short scroll of tan vellum with dark red writing
     (Invis) (Glowing) a crystalline shard
     a moonstone choker
     a pitch-black ring
     a lightweight skiff with a red sail
     some adamantite lock picks
     (Glowing) the Shadow Sword of Scanlon
     the girdle of endless space
     a pair of black, spike-toed boots
     a scroll with spidery runes
     a water skin
     the Cuendillar Dagger of the Empress
     (Glowing) (Humming) the cape of living flames
     a black, hooded silk cloak
     a light brown hooded velvet cloak trimmed in red
     a potion of returning
     a primitive fertility mask

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Frantic and thrashing you scream as fire consumes you!
Luckily, you are immune to that.

98%hp 81%m 85%mv -outdoor- [8 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

Aehwic says to you 'Oh, the irony!'

100%hp 88%m 95%mv -outdoor- [10 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 
s
A Farm Yard 
 
[Exits: north east south west]
A cow stares at you and chews its cud.

100%hp 88%m 94%mv -outdoor- [10 PM] 11133tnl wilderness > 

..............

You tell Babubdrin 'dis seems yer bash was his death sentence'

Jiouvesh tells you 'Feels good to fight with the aid of magic no? '

You tell Jiouvesh 'dem lands damned magicks while me fell sleep to yer traps. Me not likes dis at all'

Babubdrin tells you 'wait a hour, soon new one will rise'

Babubdrin tells you 'they ar breedin like rabbits'

Jiouvesh tells you 'Then why are all my things missing if you hate it so much?'

You tell someone 'cuz part of dem went to fort and part to replace items ye took from my mates just a couple of hours befor'

Jiouvesh tells you 'Kill Babubdrin, he has everything I posess.'

You tell Babubdrin 'Yeh. tis definitely looks like dat'
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I think this is one of the funniest moments of dumb smurf's life

scr 670 June 14, 2018 10:21AM

[BATTLE] Gringe: Dooooloo dooook doo hith hud doooo? =D (n/t)

Calion 250 June 20, 2018 02:16AM



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