The so called "Lag Bug" is actually a highly sophisticated detriment that Umiron and Destuvius can place on known PETM IP's to discourage them from throwing people to death and taking the pies.
Pies which are essential to the success of the PETM revolution.
To which I will warn Umistuvius: People said we could not defeat the fuckboy estbalishment of Dios but look at us now.
This is our home base.
nBm has been vanquished.
Where's your Torak now?
If you continue to afflict us with your herpes-like oppression we will come for you next.
And we will make Asgard our new home.
Where the shitposting will be.... eternal.