Merelith causes another rage delete!

LogFiend
August 12, 2018 07:47AM
<616/616hp(100%) 336/513m(65%) 691/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(standing)> e
A Large Crossroads 
  Constructed of great slabs of closely fitted stone, the Eastern Road
intersects two decidedly different roads here.  To the north is a shady
lane that slopes slightly upwards as it transforms itself into Bramblefield
Road.  Constructed of a multitude of flat stones, the wide road to the
south runs through a sparse forest of twisted and stunted trees.  Both
the western and eastern segments run straight as a bow shot towards the
horizon, dividing the dwarf forest to the south from the cultivated fields
and pastures to the north.  A few wagons and carts are visible in a dusty
clearing just off the road to the southwest.
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A sign points north towards Voralian City and south to the Dwarven Forest.
     Sunk into the center of the crossroads is a worn, steel marker.
(Red Aura) Ngua the duergar is here.

<616/616hp(100%) 336/513m(65%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(standing)> e

***Hrm...whip spec, not so good for me.

Ngua entangles your feet and sends you to the ground!
Ngua's lash scratches you.
You yell 'Help! Ngua is lashing me!'
Ngua is in perfect health.

<613/616hp(99%) 336/513m(65%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> ===========================HIDE=============================
====================================SNEAK===================================

You dodge Ngua's wrath.
You dodge Ngua's molten smash.
You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua is in perfect health.

<613/616hp(99%) 336/513m(65%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> w

You parry Ngua's wrath.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You dodge Ngua's wrath.
You barely manage to avoid Ngua's molten smash.
Ngua's wrath MUTILATES you!
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua has a few scratches.

<573/616hp(93%) 336/513m(65%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> kans
***spam is bad, m'kay?
No way!  You are still fighting!
Ngua has a few scratches.

<573/616hp(93%) 336/513m(65%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> No way!  You are still fighting!
You parry Ngua's wrath.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
Ngua dodges your searing light.
Ngua parries your searing light.
You execute the form The Boar Rushes Down the Mountain!
You yell 'Muad'drin tia dar allende caba'drin rhadiem!'
Ngua parries your searing light.
Your ring flares with a small lightning bolt!
Your shocking grasp mauls Ngua.
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

<573/616hp(93%) 321/513m(62%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> Ngua entangles your feet and sends you to the ground!
Ngua's lash scratches you.
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

<571/616hp(92%) 321/513m(62%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's wrath.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You parry Ngua's wrath.
Ngua's molten smash EVISCERATES you!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua parries your searing light.
You execute the form Stones Falling from the Mountain!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

<523/616hp(84%) 306/513m(59%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's wrath.
You dodge Ngua's molten smash.
You parry Ngua's wrath.
You dodge Ngua's wrath.
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua dodges your searing light.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

***100%, seriously.  Missed it twice.

<523/616hp(84%) 306/513m(59%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> You fail to perform kansetsuwaza on Ngua.
Your kansetsuwaza misses Ngua.
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

***Goodbye dodge, I'm getting ready for a vanish here.

<523/616hp(84%) 306/513m(59%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> Ngua lashes out with a flail of Pestilence and entwines you tightly!
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

<523/616hp(84%) 306/513m(59%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You dodge Ngua's punch.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You parry Ngua's punch.
Ngua's punch maims you!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua has some small but disgusting cuts.

<487/616hp(79%) 306/513m(59%) 690/708mv(97%) 6200tnl (3 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> kans

You parry Ngua's punch.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You parry Ngua's punch.
Ngua's punch devastates you!
Your searing light MASSACRES Ngua!
Ngua is covered with bleeding wounds.

***Time to vanish, I guess.

<464/616hp(75%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> You fail to perform kansetsuwaza on Ngua.
Your kansetsuwaza misses Ngua.
Ngua is covered with bleeding wounds.

<464/616hp(75%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> Ngua wields a blacksmith's forge hammer.
Ngua is covered with bleeding wounds.

***This missed bash changed my mind entirely.

<464/616hp(75%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Overbalanced from his attempt to hit you with his shoulder, Ngua goes down.
Ngua's bash misses you.
You throw Ngua to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw EVISCERATES Ngua!
Maintaining your hold, you painfully hyperextend Ngua's shoulder!
Your ground control DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua is covered with bleeding wounds.

<464/616hp(75%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Iiea has arrived.
Ngua is covered with bleeding wounds.

<464/616hp(75%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's crush.
Ngua's crush EVISCERATES you!
Your searing light MASSACRES Ngua!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<421/616hp(68%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> throw

You parry Ngua's crush.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You parry Ngua's crush.
You parry Ngua's crush.
Ngua dodges your searing light.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Your ring flares with a small lightning bolt!
Your shocking grasp grazes Ngua.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<421/616hp(68%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> You throw Ngua to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw EVISCERATES Ngua!
You attempt to execute a ground control move on Ngua but fail.
Your ground control misses Ngua.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<421/616hp(68%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Ngua's crush EVISCERATES you!
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Iiea looks at you.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Llamruil tells you 'If you and Mirwohl find the time and inclination to set upon some sort of adventure, I would greatly enjoy joining the two of you.'
Ngua is gushing blood.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
Iiea looks at Ngua.
Ngua is gushing blood.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's crush.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
You dodge Ngua's molten smash.
Your shield blocks Ngua's crush.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua is writhing in agony.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> throw
You throw Ngua to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw EVISCERATES Ngua!
Ngua is convulsing on the ground.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's crush.
You dodge Ngua's molten smash.
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua is convulsing on the ground.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> 
You parry Ngua's crush.
You parry Ngua's molten smash.
Your searing light DISMEMBERS Ngua!
Ngua parries your searing light.
Ngua is convulsing on the ground.

***Don't even have the kill yet and I'm getting super greedy, luckily he beserked instead of fleeing.
***And let's not even mention the typo, so it was just a 100% wasted command entirely.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> g all.coisn corpse
throw

Ngua gets a wild look in his eyes.
You see no corpse here.
Ngua is convulsing on the ground.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(fighting)> You throw Ngua to the ground with stunning force.
Your throw EVISCERATES Ngua!
You control your opponent and deliver a swift kick to the face!
Your ground control EVISCERATES Ngua!
Ngua is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Ngua.
Ngua's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(standing)> 
Iiea shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

<378/616hp(61%) 317/513m(61%) 708/708mv(100%) 6200tnl (4 PM)(civilized)(outdoor)(101)(standing)> g all.coins corpse
You get 16 gold coins from the corpse of Ngua.
You get 24 silver coins from the corpse of Ngua.
You get a copper coin from the corpse of Ngua.

****Afterwards, bonus commentary!  I was saving this anyway, but since he rage deleted, it's not character assassination.

Ngua tells you 'A sad day.'

Ngua tells you 'I remember the days my ancester were suck at those throws.'

Ngua says 'Very sad.'

You say to Ngua 'It is always a sad day when darkness like you walks.'

Ngua says 'Drissa evades my ancenster's throws.'

Ngua says 'I can't even land one.'

Ngua says 'Yet here ye are.'

Ngua says 'What is de point?'

Word spreads throughout the land that your victory over Ngua has forced him into hiding!
Subject Author Views Posted

Merelith causes another rage delete!

LogFiend 816 August 12, 2018 07:47AM

35-41 assassins SHOULDNT be MARANED.(P.S. If they dont suck Imms dick well, if they are - then its alright) nt

zanzarin 266 August 12, 2018 09:41PM

Why not? (n/t)

bloodmoon 232 August 13, 2018 06:10PM

In the name of THE FUN.

zanzarin 337 August 14, 2018 02:08AM

I don't understand the appeal to level sitting.

Kez 299 August 14, 2018 02:12AM

You don't know how to cook it (n/t)

Kstatida 213 August 14, 2018 03:24AM

HURR DURR I SHOOT KROKODIL IN MY TAINT (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 238 August 13, 2018 03:50PM

Read it first as "35-41 assassins shouldn't be married". Fucking myopia. (n/t)

Murphy 241 August 13, 2018 03:46PM

They shouldn't

Kstatida 228 August 14, 2018 04:35AM

I like how you the first thing you did after the "goodbye dodge" comment was dodge an attack. :) (n/t)

Frosty 216 August 12, 2018 04:33PM

back in the old days, assassins had one shot for a 50/50 fight against axe/mace/whip/flail

The Forsaken(VIP) 392 August 12, 2018 12:37PM

Unpredictable edge

daurwyn 328 August 12, 2018 07:47PM

I was thinking about this issue. Is it as simple as success rate of throw?

physics 389 August 12, 2018 02:46PM

no, it's dodge. assassins couldn't dodge axe/mace/flail and had to use a shield

The Forsaken(VIP) 350 August 12, 2018 06:35PM

What happened?

Kez 358 August 12, 2018 06:57PM

Dex changes

daurwyn 362 August 12, 2018 07:33PM

How do I respond to someone so fucking stupid? You are just an utter idiot. I feel sorry for you. Meredith will rage delete soon enough. (n/t)

funnyone 242 August 12, 2018 10:31AM

I think this character has been around longer than any single character you have played. (n/t)

tesline 270 August 12, 2018 02:08PM

Ngua is me

badboy 415 August 12, 2018 09:06AM

Always funny to see you be a whiny boi. (n/t)

MiyagiYojimbo 257 August 12, 2018 01:16PM

it was nice ranking some with you

The Forsaken(VIP) 320 August 12, 2018 12:33PM

You think Throw is broken..

Java 433 August 12, 2018 11:07AM

Many things are broken, just not throw

badboy 380 August 12, 2018 11:35AM

Well

Kstatida 245 August 12, 2018 09:49PM

Drissa is H2H spec

Kez 327 August 12, 2018 12:57PM

You can't throw her at all.

Rhyaldrin 330 August 12, 2018 02:02PM

Really? Need to roll another hth centaur and marvel at ROLLING OUT OF THROWS. Horsebatic! (n/t)

Murphy 230 August 13, 2018 03:12PM

It should lag the shit out of people who try to throw centaurs

MiyagiYojimbo 253 August 13, 2018 04:03PM

^ (n/t)

bloodmoon 228 August 12, 2018 08:02PM

Looked like you got maladicted when you missed the bash

daurwyn 355 August 12, 2018 12:01PM

PSA: whip/flail is terrible for melee

Quas 299 August 12, 2018 11:44AM

poor taste

Quas 331 August 12, 2018 08:41AM

Lol well he shouldn't you know....break character. (n/t)

tesline 226 August 12, 2018 08:55AM

And this player shouldn't douche post it.

hug 334 August 12, 2018 09:28AM

Imho savage feeding is ok

daurwyn 321 August 12, 2018 12:06PM

shig being great is a misconception

Quas 308 August 12, 2018 01:41PM

I've played the other 3 adapts

daurwyn 269 August 12, 2018 07:37PM

Re: I've played the other 3 adapts

Quas 301 August 12, 2018 08:09PM

Thing is, you don't fallback when you're lagged

Kstatida 315 August 12, 2018 09:54PM

This, plus

daurwyn 268 August 13, 2018 02:31AM

I was going to call you a faggot but I'll just wait for funnyone to do his throw commentary instead. (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 236 August 12, 2018 08:16AM



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