<742/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><4 AM/wilderness /outdoor> who pk[35  Elf  War] (PK) Ajanfindel the Warrior of the Blade
[46 H-Drw War] (PK) Cadmar the Champion of Battlefields
*40 Gobln Rai* (PK) (WANTED) Zkuiaka the Goblin Prince
[32 W-Elf War] (PK) Maghivada the Mistress of Defense, Village Applicant

Players found: 4


<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> wherePeople near you:
(PK) Ajanfindel                   The Guildhall of the Golden Eagle
(PK) Zkuiaka                      The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
  Aescine                      The Plaza of the Darkened Rose

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> scan eYou scan east.
***** Range 1 *****
Ajanfindel is resting here.
A tall, golden-haired elf stands here teaching fighters the art of war.


<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> order all hit mercA stalwart mercenary yells 'Help! a vicious warg is attacking the guild!'
A vicious warg's chomp misses a stalwart mercenary.
Ok.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> wherePeople near you:
(PK) Ajanfindel                   The Guildhall of the Golden Eagle
(PK) Zkuiaka                      The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
  Aescine                      The Plaza of the Darkened Rose

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp misses a stalwart mercenary.
A stalwart mercenary's pound maims a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajan
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajan
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound misses a vicious warg.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> wherePeople near you:
(PK) Ajanfindel                   The Guildhall of the Golden Eagle
  Rasban                       Avenue of Retribution
(PK) Zkuiaka                      The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
  Aescine                      The Plaza of the Darkened Rose

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajan
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound MUTILATES a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A stalwart mercenary's pound MUTILATES a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 713/742 tnl:14079 ><7 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajan
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A stalwart mercenary's pound maims a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> where
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound MUTILATES a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> scan ePeople near you:
(PK) Ajanfindel                   The Guildhall of the Golden Eagle
(PK) Zkuiaka                      The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
  Aescine                      The Plaza of the Darkened Rose

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You scan east.
***** Range 1 *****
Ajanfindel is resting here.
A tall, golden-haired elf stands here teaching fighters the art of war.


<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanbacks ajanThey aren't here.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound devastates a vicious warg!

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> They aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajanThey aren't here.

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<782/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> where
Ajanfindel thrusts his dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
Ajanfindel's deep gash EVISCERATES you!
People near you:
(PK) Ajanfindel                   The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
(PK) Zkuiaka                      The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
  Aescine                      The Plaza of the Darkened Rose
Ajanfindel is in perfect health.

<739/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp mauls a stalwart mercenary.
A stalwart mercenary's pound MUTILATES a vicious warg!
You parry Ajanfindel's stab.
You dodge Ajanfindel's claw.
You parry Ajanfindel's stab.
You trample around loudly again.
Ajanfindel dodges your pierce.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel is in perfect health.

<739/782 488/488 742/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> flefleAvenue of Faith
 
[Exits: north east south [west]]
You flee from combat!

<739/782 488/488 741/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/outdoor> fleYou aren't fighting anyone.

<739/782 488/488 741/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/outdoor> eYou aren't fighting anyone.

<739/782 488/488 741/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/outdoor> The Foyer of the Golden Eagle Guildhall
 
[Exits: east west]
Ajanfindel is here.
A vicious warg stands here, snarling and baring its fangs.
A stalwart mercenary is here, keeping watch over the warrior's guild.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound maims a vicious warg!

<739/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> backs ajan
Ajanfindel thrusts his dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
Ajanfindel's deep gash EVISCERATES you!
No way!  You are still fighting!
Ajanfindel is in perfect health.

<690/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A stalwart mercenary's pound devastates a vicious warg!
You dodge Ajanfindel's stab.
Ajanfindel's claw DISMEMBERS you!
You parry Ajanfindel's stab.
Your pierce EVISCERATES Ajanfindel!
Blood slips from a tiny, iron dagger into Ajanfindel's flesh.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Your cleave EVISCERATES Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel has some small but disgusting cuts.

<631/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
Ajanfindel tries to sever your artery, but his blow misses entirely.
Ajanfindel's deep gash misses you.
Your pierce DISMEMBERS Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<631/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> fallbacYou retreat from the heart of combat and fall back to a safer position!
Ajanfindel gets in one more shot as you fall back.
Ajanfindel's parting blow DISMEMBERS you!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<571/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
Ajanfindel's stab DISMEMBERS a vicious warg!
Ajanfindel dodges your pierce wildly.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel dodges your pierce.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<571/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> trip ajan
Ajanfindel thrusts his dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
Blood gushes out of your severed artery!
Ajanfindel's deep gash maims you!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<535/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> His feet aren't on the ground.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<535/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A vicious warg's chomp misses a stalwart mercenary.
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A stalwart mercenary's pound MUTILATES a vicious warg!
A stalwart mercenary's kick DISMEMBERS a vicious warg!
Ajanfindel's stab DISMEMBERS a vicious warg!
Ajanfindel's claw DISMEMBERS a vicious warg!
Ajanfindel dodges your pierce.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel parries your cleave.
Your pierce DISMEMBERS Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<535/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
Ajanfindel hurls a throwing dagger at you, striking you square in the chest!
A spray of blood erupts from your wound!
Ajanfindel's hurled dagger injures you.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<521/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
kic
*** TAKE IT DIRTY ELF! I'M GONNA KICK YOU TO DEATH! ***
Your kick maims Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<521/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A vicious warg's chomp maims a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel parries your cleave.
Ajanfindel parries your cleave.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<521/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp decimates a stalwart mercenary!
A vicious warg's chomp devastates a stalwart mercenary!
Ajanfindel's claw DISMEMBERS a vicious warg!
Ajanfindel's stab MASSACRES a vicious warg!
A vicious warg is DEAD!!
A vicious warg spills its guts all over the floor.
A vicious warg stops following you.
Ajanfindel sacrifices the corpse of a vicious warg to the gods.
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel dodges your cleave.
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<521/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> 
**** GOBLIN's FLURRY! ***
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>
hold <super secret thing>
use <super secret thing>

Ajanfindel lunges at you and stabs you with the Cuendillar Dagger of the Empress!
Ajanfindel's stab DISMEMBERS you!
Ajanfindel's dagger causes intense bleeding as he twists it deeper!
Ajanfindel's twist MASSACRES you!
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<382/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You stop using a short-shafted axe called 'Dwarfbane'.
You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.
Ajanfindel is covered with bleeding wounds.

<382/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You spit into an opening in <super secret thing> to activate its reaction.
With a wicked grin you launch <super secret thing> at Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel yells 'Help! Zkuiaka is hitting me with explosives!'
Ajanfindel's concussive blast *** DEMOLISHES *** him!
Ajanfindel is gushing blood.

<382/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.
Ajanfindel is gushing blood.

<382/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><8 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You spit into an opening in <super secret thing> to activate its reaction.
With a wicked grin you launch <super secret thing> at Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel yells 'Help! Zkuiaka is hitting me with explosives!'
Ajanfindel's concussive blast MASSACRES him!
Ajanfindel grimaces as his tainted wound continues to fester.
Ajanfindel's burning, tainted wound hits him.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding maims you!
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding artery EVISCERATES you!
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding wound mauls you.
Ajanfindel is writhing in agony.

<291/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.
You parry Ajanfindel's stab.
Ajanfindel's claw EVISCERATES you!
Ajanfindel gets in one more shot as you flee.
Ajanfindel's parting blow EVISCERATES you!
A stalwart mercenary says 'You aren't allowed in there!'
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
You dodge Ajanfindel's claw.
Ajanfindel parries your pierce.
Ajanfindel is writhing in agony.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You spit into an opening in <super secret thing> to activate its reaction.
With a wicked grin you launch <super secret thing> at Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel yells 'Help! Zkuiaka is hitting me with explosives!'
Ajanfindel's concussive blast MASSACRES him!
Ajanfindel is convulsing on the ground.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.
Ajanfindel is convulsing on the ground.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You spit into an opening in <super secret thing> to activate its reaction.
With a wicked grin you launch <super secret thing> at Ajanfindel!
Ajanfindel yells 'Help! Zkuiaka is hitting me with explosives!'
Ajanfindel's concussive blast MANGLES him!
Ajanfindel is DEAD!!
You land the killing blow against Ajanfindel.
Ajanfindel spills his guts all over the floor.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You must choose a target!

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You stop using <super secret thing>.
You hold <super secret thing> in your hands.

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> You must choose a target!

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> exa corpseThe bludgeoned corpse of Ajanfindel lies here.
The corpse of Ajanfindel contains:
     a large sack
     a thick strip of red leather
     a sturdy oaken shield
     a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves
     a signet ring engraved with a phoenix
     a chipped stone, sharpened at the edge
     a potion of transportation
     some plated brass gauntlets
     a brass dragon's talon
     (Glowing) a flawless bracelet of pure sapphire
     (Glowing) (Humming) a circlet of delicate crystalline leaves
     a large savage mask
( 2) a pearl-encrusted dagger
     a gray potion
     a sharp, yellowed fang
     the Cuendillar Dagger of the Empress
     an ichor drenched emerald knife
     (Glowing) a wool cloak with an ebony clasp
     slime-covered leggings made of charcoal dragonscales
     a gleaming diamond circlet
( 2) (Humming) a granite ring
     (Glowing) a heavily embroidered coronation mantle of purest gold
     a girth of lobster plates
     a jade pendant
     a water skin
     a green-tinted woven mithril mesh shirt
     a pair of steel lined dragonscale boots
     a steel canteen inscribed with a lightning bolt
     5 gold coins
     121 silver coins
     174 copper coins

<201/782 488/488 740/742 tnl:14079 ><9 AM/PROTECTED civilized/indoor> get all.coins corpseYou get 5 gold coins from the corpse of Ajanfindel.
You get 121 silver coins from the corpse of Ajanfindel.
You get 174 copper coins from the corpse of Ajanfindel.
*** DEMONIC LAUGH ***