*** You know how you always see that one dude in your range, but never find them?
*** That was Maog. He was always online at the same time as Ragglerut, but 
*** Ragglerut could never find him. Eventually he did find Maog, rank 37 here, and soon after
*** enjoying a taste of the beatdown action that was Paladin v goblin, Maog
*** seemed to find Ragglerut a lot more frequently - as you will see in the days to 
*** come. Today, we enjoy the the first clash of blades between the two foes.

*** Setting the scene - our goblin prince Ragglerut (nothing special here, that's 
*** just the rank 40 goblin title) has been marching across
*** Thera looking for some fun. Any fun. Everyone is my enemy - where are you 
*** all? Finally, we find our prey where everyone finds their prey...

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Maog                         Along the Eastern Road
(PK) Ragglerut                    Along the Eastern Road

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A cloud giant hovers here, scanning ahead for criminals.
A dwarf in a Galadonian uniform paces the road.
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
(White Aura) Maog the storm giant is here.
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
Maog leaves west.

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

*** SCREEEEEECHH, turn around turn around!

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A cloud giant hovers here, scanning ahead for criminals.
A dwarf in a Galadonian uniform paces the road.
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

*** SNIP like 20 more wests ***

civilized <760hp 517m 724mv 9 PM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Maog                         Along the Eastern Road
(PK) Ragglerut                    Along the Eastern Road

*** and then he's gone. ***

civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 10 PM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Ragglerut                    Approaching a Bridge Over the Khalid River

*** More random skulking about Eastern road. We spy (PK) a fox 
civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 12 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) a fox                        Approaching a Bridge Over the Khalid River
(PK) Ragglerut                    Along the Eastern Road

civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 12 AM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 12 AM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east south west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 12 AM>
targ fox
Target is now: Fox

*** but we never find the fox, despite being very fast and racing all over that road.

civilized <760hp 518m 724mv 1 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Ragglerut                    Approaching a Bridge Over Voralia's Tears

*** We continue to skulk about the road, ugruks, blackclaw, the usual, looking for blood, when suddenly-

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
wher
People near you:
(PK) Maog                         Along the Eastern Road
(PK) Ragglerut                    Along the Eastern Road

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: north east west]
     A purple pile of cloth is crumpled up here.
     A sign points north towards Aldevari.
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

*** Oh we should prep! ***

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
prot
get 'silver green' sack
dr 'silver green'
You see nothing like that in the sack.
*** uh oh ***

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
You can't find it.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
Maog has arrived.
*** OOH! ***
civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
e
Maog leaves west.
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
w
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

*** Raise your hand if you've seen this movie before... ***

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
kt
murder Fox
They aren't here.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
kt
murder Fox
Maog has arrived.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
They aren't here.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
kt
murder Fox
They aren't here.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
kt
murder Fox
They aren't here.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
kt
murder Fox
They aren't here.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
Maog's eyes begin to burn with silvery-white flames.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
warge
Huh?
*** I think this was maybe me starting to type target after typing w i'm not sure ***

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <735hp 500m 724mv 10 AM>

Autosaving.

civilized <735hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
e
Along the Eastern Road 
 
[Exits: east west]
A vicious warg has arrived.

civilized <735hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Maog has arrived.

civilized <735hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Maog leaves east.

civilized <735hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
action grappleweapon
Action is now: grappleweapon
Maog has arrived.

civilized <735hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
You yell 'Die, Maog, you sorcerous dog!'
Maog narrows his eyes and glares in your direction.
A tower of searing flames erupts forth from Maog's hands, engulfing you with swirling tongues of
fire.
Maog's flamestrike MANGLES you!
Maog is in perfect health.

civilized <642hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your flaming bite wounds Maog.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Your acidic bite mauls Maog.
*** Lookit me using non-physical weapons! ***
*** No archery, duals maybe should be more offense, and he could be a shield ded ***
*** and I was mounted just because, i don't know, shield bash fear? ***
*** Not even sure if mounting prevents shield bashing ***
A vicious warg screams and attacks Maog!
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
A vicious warg's chomp hits Maog.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <642hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
kt
grappleweapon Fox
*** that's too bad ***
They aren't here.
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <642hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Parrying across his body, Maog draws your weapon down, allowing him to bring his a silver-banded
warhammer up in a vicious crescent smash.
Maog's crush MASSACRES you!
*** Oh he is not a shield paladin. He's that offensive one. Huh. ***
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <566hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
f
*** F is right Ragglerut! ***
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
You dodge Maog's crush.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <566hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
targ maog
Target is now: Maog
*** Now you're in trouble biotch ***

gw
grappleweapon
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <566hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Fill what?
*** Fuck ***
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <566hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Parrying across his body, Maog draws your weapon down, allowing him to bring his a silver-banded
warhammer up in a vicious crescent smash.
As Maog swings a silver-banded warhammer over his head it flares brightly then sears you with a
blast of silvery flame!
Maog's flaming bite *** DEVASTATES *** you!
*** *shakefist* vuln magic ***
Maog's crush MANGLES you!
Maog has some small but disgusting cuts.

civilized <347hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
[CLAN] Blok: Me take lots short nap nap.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <347hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
fb
fallback
*** 347 hp isn't so bad, we can maybe fallback and get a good skirt in ***
A vicious warg's chomp hits Maog.
Maog's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your acidic bite mauls Maog.
Your acidic bite mauls Maog.
Maog is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <284hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
You lunge for a silver-banded warhammer!
You try to grapple Maog's a silver-banded warhammer with your teeth, but you fail miserably!
*** oops we were too impatient and forgot we were waiting on grapple to go through ***
Your grappling DISMEMBERS you!
*** jeezus wtf ***
Maog is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <227hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
Parrying across his body, Maog draws your weapon down, allowing him to bring his a silver-banded
warhammer up in a vicious crescent smash.
Maog's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Maog is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <173hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your acidic bite mauls Maog.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog is covered with bleeding wounds.

civilized <173hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
A vicious warg's chomp hits Maog.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
You quickly leap away from Maog's crush.
You dodge Maog's crush.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog is gushing blood.
*** I got him to gushing! ***

civilized <173hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
qb
quaff blue
*** Panic has set in. PANIC PANIC PANIC ****
You fail to fall back to a safer position!------ FAILED FALLBACK ------
You dodge Maog's crush.
Maog is gushing blood.

civilized <173hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
flee
Maog brings a silver-banded warhammer up and across at you!
Maog's strike of faith MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Completing his upper slash, Maog steps forward and brings a silver-banded warhammer down in an
opposite arc towards you!
Maog's strike of purity MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Completing his maneuver, Maog tries to bring a silver-banded warhammer down onto your head, but
misses 
Maog's strike of deliverance misses you.
You dodge Maog's crush.
You keep yourself safely out of the range of Maog's attack.
Your acidic bite wounds Maog.
Maog is gushing blood.

civilized <16hp 509m 724mv 11 AM>
qb
quaff blue
You're too busy fighting to think about drinking.
A vicious warg's chomp injures Maog.
You dodge Maog's crush.
Maog's crush MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!


You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!

*** After collecting my things I recall to recover and feel sorry for myself when look who arrives- ***

civilized <209hp 64m 359mv 6 PM>
rest
You rest.

civilized <209hp 64m 359mv 6 PM>
Blok appears in the room.

civilized <324hp 102m 509mv 8 PM>
Blok gets a potion of return from a makeshift wooden trunk.

civilized <324hp 102m 509mv 8 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.

civilized <324hp 102m 509mv 8 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.

civilized <324hp 102m 509mv 8 PM>
say
You step out of the shadows.
Say what?
Someone continues to bleed from its wounds.
Blok steps out of the shadows.
Blok's bleeding artery MUTILATES him!

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
l blok
You do not see that here.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
wince
You wince in agony.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.
Blok says 'Gots Tolith.'
*** Of course you did. This is basically our daily dialogue: 
*** Guess who Blok killed? Guess who Ragglerut "almost" killed? ***

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
Blok snickers softly.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
say It nut go well with Maog.
You say 'It nut go well with Maog.'

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
Someone winces in agony.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
hide
You attempt to hide.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
say Stupids warg nut gets in front! Stupids sword nut come loose!
You step out of the shadows.
You say 'Stupids warg nut gets in front! Stupids sword nut come loose!'
*** This is, of course, because I didn't know about the fallback mechanics, which have since ***
*** been changed, I believe, to where you can't fallback at all if mounted, instead of just fail 80% of the time. ***
*** I couldn't grapple, actually, because of a Paladin skill I didn't know about ***
*** There would be several more learning opportunities. No, on this specific opportunity ***
*** I did not yet learn, so brace yourselves. ***

civilized <373hp 121m 584mv 9 PM>
Someone continues to bleed from its wounds.
Blok steps out of the shadows.
Blok's bleeding artery MUTILATES him!

Autosaving.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
curse
You use your wide assortment of swear words.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.
Blok grunts something incomprehensible, not amused by his circumstances.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Blok steps out of the shadows.
Blok says 'Dum warg warg.'

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Blok looks at you.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Augbar balls his hand into a fist, glaring at an enslaved dwarven healer.
An enslaved dwarven healer closes her eyes for a moment and nods at Blok.
Blok shudders slightly, and looks more vigorous.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Someone drools all over itself -- making a terrible mess!

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
Someone sits down and rests.
Augbar balls his hand into a fist, glaring at an enslaved dwarven healer.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
growl
Better stand first.

civilized <434hp 140m 659mv 10 PM>
wo
You have 0 gold, 0 silver, and 0 copper, which is worth 0 copper.
*** You greedy giant imma get that copper back!!! ***
*** (spoiler alert: I don't) ***
You have 301212 experience and need 13988 more experience to gain a rank. (0.65% progress)