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<font color=yellow><b><i>**Ode to Iltch being a good Bandit King and of course smoking too much weed</font></b></i>
<font color=yellow><b><i>**The players:</font></b></i>
<font color=yellow><b><i>**[41 Duerg War] <font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Deurham the Vanquisher of Adversaries</font></b></i>
<font color=yellow><b><i>**40 Human Thi* <font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> [FORTRESS] [SQUIRE] Reyals the Hand</font></b></i>

<font color=yellow><b><i>**I get a tell from Iltch</font></b></i>
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<font color="cyan">Iltch tells you '<u>Deuhram slept on Eastern for several hours with opium pipe</u>'</font>

<font color=yellow><b><i>**snip head to Eastern</font></b></i>

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Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east south west]
A sign points south towards the Ruins of Ostalagiah.
(Red Aura) Deurham is sleeping here.
(Hide) Iltch is here.

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<font color="pink">People near you:</font>
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Deurham Along the Eastern Road
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Reyals Along the Eastern Road
Iltch Along the Eastern Road

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Iltch peers intently at Deurham.

<font color=yellow><b><i>**snip binding</font></b></i>

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A horribly disfigured and stout duerg is before you. Rising only a foot
or so above that of a smallgnome he is for lack of a better word, hideous.
A thick ring protrudes from his face that pierces his cheek and loops
through the inside of his mouth. A steady stream of slime spews from
the edges of the holes. His nose is a flat deeply pocked crater of puss
and ooze, his ears gush disgusting waxy globs of puss that seems to crawl
with maggots and larvae. Upon his exposed body can be seen welts of somekind
covering him, like his skin is layed down unevenly over his strong muscles.
Upon closer inspection they look like hundreds and hundreds of lash
marks. Putrid and pussing flesh protrudes and flows over top of a metal
band or brace tight around this duerg's right leg, seemingly forged
right over top his flesh.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham, a male duergar, is in perfect health.</font>
Deurham is blindfolded.
Deurham has his legs bound.

Deurham is using:
&lt;worn on finger&gt; a tarnished silver ring
&lt;worn on finger&gt; a pale white skull ring
&lt;worn around neck&gt; a battle cloak
&lt;worn around neck&gt; a long, dark, leather cloak
&lt;worn on head&gt; a one-horned helmet
&lt;worn on feet&gt; a pair of stiff leather boots
&lt;worn on arms&gt; sleeves of mithril chain mesh
&lt;worn about body&gt; a large saddle bag
&lt;worn about waist&gt; a wide bronze belt
&lt;worn around wrist&gt; a deepwood bracelet
&lt;worn around wrist&gt; a deepwood bracelet
&lt;mainhand wielded&gt; a vine bola
&lt;held in hand&gt; an opium pipe

You peek at the inventory:
( 2) a large stone
(Red Aura) a cruel dark-elf whip
the stomach of a beast
( 2) a bowl of Nankorf
a steak of the burnt corpse of a server
( 2) (Glowing) a steel longsword with a thin blade
a pair of armguards from the snow worm

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<font color="pink">You step out of the shadows.</font>
<font color="lime">Deurham yells '<u>Help! Someone just disarmed my weapon!</u>'</font>
<font color="pink">You trample around loudly again.</font>
<b>Your disarm <font color="red">grazes</font> Deurham.</b>
<font color="pink">You manage to disarm a vine bola from Deurham, but he awakens!</font>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham has a few scratches.</font>

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<font color="darkgreen">Deurham has a few scratches.</font>

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The fighting knocks the blindfold from Deurham's eyes.
You dodge Deurham's punch.
<font color="pink">Deurham's punch <font color="red">injures</font> you.</font>
Deurham dodges your suction.
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Deurham!</b>
Deurham dodges your suction.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham has a few scratches.</font>

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You dodge Deurham's punch.
You dodge Deurham's punch.
<b>Your suction <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Deurham!</b>
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Deurham!</b>
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">DISMEMBERS</font> Deurham!</b>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is covered with bleeding wounds.</font>

|91%hp 100%m 99%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| You trip Deurham and he goes down!
<b>Your trip <font color="red">scratches</font> Deurham.</b>
<font color="pink">You can't find the opening you need to kick Deurham while he's down.</font>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is covered with bleeding wounds.</font>

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Iltch looks at Deurham.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is covered with bleeding wounds.</font>

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You parry Deurham's punch.
<b>Your suction <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Deurham!</b>
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Deurham!</b>
Deurham dodges your acidic bite.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is gushing blood.</font>

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Iltch waves goodbye to Deurham.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is gushing blood.</font>

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Iltch stands up.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is gushing blood.</font>

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You parry Deurham's punch.
You parry Deurham's punch.
Deurham dodges your suction.
Deurham dodges your acidic bite.
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">MANGLES</font> Deurham!</b>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is writhing in agony.</font>

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Deurham wields a cruel dark-elf whip.
Deurham tries to wear a cruel dark-elf whip, but it doesn't fit.
<font color="pink">You trip Deurham and he goes down!</font>
<b>Your trip <font color="red">scratches</font> Deurham.</b>
<font color="pink">You can't find the opening you need to kick Deurham while he's down.</font>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is writhing in agony.</font>

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<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is writhing in agony.</font>

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You parry Deurham's punch.
You parry Deurham's punch.
Deurham dodges your suction.
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">misses</font> Deurham.</b>
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Deurham!</b>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is convulsing on the ground.</font>

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<font color="pink">Deurham's punch <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font>
Deurham dodges your suction.
<b>Your acidic bite <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Deurham!</b>
Deurham dodges your suction.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is convulsing on the ground.</font>

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Clissa has arrived.
A ghoul has arrived.
A flesh golem has arrived.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is convulsing on the ground.</font>

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Deurham has fled!
Deurham leaves south.
But you aren't fighting anyone!

|91%hp 100%m 99%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| Clissa leaves east.
A flesh golem leaves east.
A ghoul leaves east.

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An Opening in the Forest Trail

[Exits: north south]
(Bound) (Red Aura) Deurham is here.
(Gold Aura) The Enforcer of Galadon is looking for the Slayer.

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Deurham leaves south.

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They aren't here.

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A Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: north south]

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They aren't here.

|91%hp 100%m 99%mv 9748tnl (wilderness)| A Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: north south]

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A Turn in a Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: north east]
(Bound) (Red Aura) Deurham is here.

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Deurham leaves east.

<font color="pink">|91%hp 100%m 98%mv 9748tnl (wilderness)| People near you:</font>
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Deurham A Secluded Forest Trail
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Reyals A Turn in a Secluded Forest Trail

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They aren't here.

|91%hp 100%m 98%mv 9748tnl (wilderness)| A Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: east west]

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They aren't here.

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A Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: south west]

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A Secluded Forest Trail

[Exits: north south]

<font color="pink">|91%hp 100%m 96%mv 9748tnl (wilderness)| People near you:</font>
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Deurham The Outskirts of Ostalagiah
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Reyals A Secluded Forest Trail

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The Outskirts of Ostalagiah

[Exits: north south]
(Bound) (Red Aura) Deurham is here.

|91%hp 100%m 96%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| trip deu
<font color="pink">You trip Deurham and he goes down!</font>
<b>Your trip <font color="red">grazes</font> Deurham.</b>
<font color="pink">You can't find the opening you need to kick Deurham while he's down.</font>
<font color="lime">Deurham yells '<u>Help! Reyals tried to trip me!</u>'</font>
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is convulsing on the ground.</font>

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You parry Deurham's punch.
You parry Deurham's punch.
You parry Deurham's punch.
Deurham dodges your suction.
Deurham dodges your acidic bite.
<font color="darkgreen">Deurham is convulsing on the ground.</font>

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With a quick blow you deflect Deurham's punch aside.
You parry Deurham's punch.
<font color="pink">Deurham's punch <font color="red">misses</font> you.</font>
Deurham dodges your suction.
<b>Your suction <font color="red">MASSACRES</font> Deurham!</b>
<font color="yellow"><b>Deurham is DEAD!!</b></font>

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They aren't here.

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| You attempt to hide.

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| You attempt to move silently.

<font color="pink">|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| People near you:</font>
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Reyals The Outskirts of Ostalagiah
Iltch A Secluded Forest Trail

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| l i corpse
The corpse of Deurham contains:
a one-horned helmet
a large saddle bag
a pair of armguards from the snow worm
a long, dark, leather cloak
( 2) a deepwood bracelet
a wide bronze belt
( 2) (Glowing) a steel longsword with a thin blade
a pair of stiff leather boots
a pale white skull ring
a tarnished silver ring
a battle cloak
( 2) a bowl of Nankorf
sleeves of mithril chain mesh
a steak of the burnt corpse of a server
the stomach of a beast
(Red Aura) a cruel dark-elf whip
( 2) a large stone
an opium pipe
35 silver coins
99 copper coins

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| g coins corpse
<font color="pink">You step out of the shadows.</font>
<font color="pink">You get 35 silver coins from the corpse of Deurham.</font>

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<font color="pink">You get 99 copper coins from the corpse of Deurham.</font>

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| The Outskirts of Ostalagiah
Here lay the outskirts of the citadel of Ostalagiah. Broken ramparts run
along the ends of the city walls, forming an impenetrable barrier of stone.
Ruined flags regarding the once superiority of the city of giants, hang in
defeat as a cold breeze stirs around the ramparts. Small patches of grass
attempt to grow from the cold earth, seeking any form of sunlight that might
breach the dark clouds that loom over these walls. You remain close enough
to the walls that you can smell the stench that fills the streets within.

[Exits: north south]
The bludgeoned corpse of Deurham lies here.
Iltch is here.

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<font color="pink">You nod sagely.</font>

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<font color="pink">You tip your hat to Iltch.</font>
Iltch snickers softly.

|93%hp 100%m 100%mv 9748tnl (civilized)| whis Thanks for the tip.
<font color="pink">You whisper '<u>Thanks for the tip.</font></u>'

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<font color="pink">People near you:</font>
<font color="yellow"><b>(PK)</b></font> Reyals The Outskirts of Ostalagiah
Iltch The Outskirts of Ostalagiah

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Iltch nods.

<font color=yellow><b><i>**Later</font></b></i>

<font color="cyan">Iltch tells you '<u>That was too funny.</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">You tell Iltch '<u>Heh, too much opium is not safe.</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">Iltch tells you '<u>Blasphemer</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">You tell Iltch '<u>Well, in moderation then I suppose.</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">You tell Deurham '<u>That'll teach you to smoke too much.</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">Deurham tells you '<u>I spose it would!</u>'</font>

<font color="cyan">You tell Deurham '<u>Moderation, my good man.</u>'</font>


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