Some days I just don't know why I rolled a villager. Masochism or stupidity?

LogFiend
March 25, 2008 09:27AM
<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 163legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     The Forest Road

<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 163legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> eq
You are using:
<worn on finger>    a black and white striped heartstone ring
<worn on finger>    a tarnished silver ring
<worn around neck>  a necklace of wolf fangs
<worn around neck>  a sandy-brown desert cloak
<worn on body>      a lightweight chainmail vest
<worn on head>      the dead star circlet
<worn on face>      a primitive fertility mask
<worn on legs>      some leggings from the snow worm
<worn on feet>      a pair of knee-high boots of red hematite
<worn on hands>     some comfortable chainmail gauntlets
<worn on arms>      midnight dragon armguards
<worn about body>   a skin from the snow leopard
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> an aquamarine bracelet
<worn around wrist> an adamantite bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a bloody flail of bludgeoning
<worn as shield>    an iron tower shield bearing an inverted cross

<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 163legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> s
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***I FUCKING HATE MY LINK***

The Forest Road
 
[Exits: north south]
An over-sized skunk rummages through the brush.

<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 161legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> The Forest Road
 
[Exits: north south]
A traveler is making his way along the forest road.

<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 159legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> On the River Banks
 
[Exits: north west]
A merchant is walking to the city.

<607(100%)hp 469(89%)mana 157legs |7 AM| (17087tnl)> 
You feel less resistant to magic.

<607(100%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
Kayella pushes in close to you and forcibly sweeps your legs out with her foot!
Kayella's trip scratches you.
Kayella is in perfect health.

<605(99%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
You parry Kayella's pierce.
Kayella's wrath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You parry Kayella's wrath.
Kayella dodges your smash.
Kayella parries your smash.
Kayella is in perfect health.

<503(82%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
You fling out your shield to block Kayella's wrath.
Kayella dodges your smash.
Your smash devastates Kayella!
Kayella has a few scratches.

<503(82%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
Your shield blocks Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
You dodge Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
Kayella parries your smash.
Kayella dodges your smash.
Kayella has a few scratches.

<503(82%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
Kayella thrusts her dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
Kayella's deep gash MASSACRES you!
Kayella has a few scratches.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      On the River Banks
(PK) Vrtainen                     On the River Banks
The moon changes and begins a full phase.
Kayella has a few scratches.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> You are using:
<worn on finger>    a black and white striped heartstone ring
<worn on finger>    a tarnished silver ring
<worn around neck>  a necklace of wolf fangs
<worn around neck>  a sandy-brown desert cloak
<worn on body>      a lightweight chainmail vest
<worn on head>      the dead star circlet
<worn on face>      a primitive fertility mask
<worn on legs>      some leggings from the snow worm
<worn on feet>      a pair of knee-high boots of red hematite
<worn on hands>     some comfortable chainmail gauntlets
<worn on arms>      midnight dragon armguards
<worn about body>   a skin from the snow leopard
<worn about waist>  a girth of darkened bronze
<worn around wrist> an aquamarine bracelet
<worn around wrist> an adamantite bracer
<mainhand wielded>  a bloody flail of bludgeoning
<worn as shield>    an iron tower shield bearing an inverted cross
Kayella has a few scratches.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> You are carrying:
     an envenomed dagger
     (Glowing) (Humming) a flail of Pestilence
     a three-bladed dagger
     (Glowing) a dagger named 'frostbite'
     a twined evergreen flail
     a silver chain flail
     a large sack
Kayella has a few scratches.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> 
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You dodge Kayella's wrath.
You parry Kayella's pierce.
Your smash MUTILATES Kayella!
Kayella parries your smash.
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> choke
You lash out with a bloody flail of bludgeoning and wrap it around Kayella's neck!
Kayella passes out from the choking hold of a bloody flail of bludgeoning!

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
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People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      On the River Banks
(PK) Vrtainen                     On the River Banks

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> You mutter quietly to yourself.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> You see a radiant Elven woman who stands roughly five feet, nine inches tall.
A soft glow emanates from her armor, which is comprised of finely crafted
mithril chainmail. She has long, thick, dirt-blonde hair that is elaborately
braided and kept away from her visage. Her features are sharp, yet perfectly
balanced: she has large green eyes, a small nose and mouth, and straight
teeth. Her eyes are decorated with light blue shadow, her lips are colored
with pink dye of some sort, and a faint scent of fresh citrus can be caught
in her wake. Her physique is athletic, if a bit slender.
Kayella, a female elf, has some small but disgusting cuts.

Kayella is using:
<worn on finger>    a signet ring engraved with a phoenix
<worn on finger>    a signet ring engraved with a phoenix
<worn around neck>  a stone necklace shaped like a griffon-face
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a colorful cloak covered with patches
<worn on body>      (Mithril) a suit of mithril chainmail
<worn on head>      (Magical) (Glowing) a silver comb
<worn on face>      spiked mask of darkened bronze
<worn on legs>      serpent-scale leggings
<worn on feet>      a pair of steel-toed boots
<worn on hands>     some plated brass gauntlets
<worn on arms>      a pair of blessed whitesteel chainmail sleeves
<worn about body>   a travel stained backpack
<worn about waist>  (Magical) the elvish sash
<worn around wrist> a braided silver bracer
<worn around wrist> a braided silver bracer
<mainhand wielded>  (Mithril) a jeweled dagger
<offhand wielded>   (Magical) (Mithril) a blessed dagger named 'Heartseeker'

***YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?!?!  CAN YOU REQUEST HEARTSEEKER BEFORE 40?  I'VE FOUGHT THREE DIFFERENT DAGGER SPECS THAT HAD THIS WEAPON BEFORE RANK 36***

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      On the River Banks
(PK) Vrtainen                     On the River Banks

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> say Of course.
You say 'Of course.'

***QUAFF RETURN....damn***

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 195legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> n
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The Forest Road
 
[Exits: north south]
A traveler is making his way along the forest road.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 193legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> n
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The Forest Road
 
[Exits: north south]
An over-sized skunk rummages through the brush.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 191legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> The Forest Road
 
[Exits: north south]
     A large stone outcropping lies uncovered here.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 189legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
The Western Crossroads
 
[Exits: north east south west]
     A weather-beaten stone marker rests firmly in the center of the crossing.
A young man in forest garb leans on his pike here, a dreamy smile on his 
freckled face.
A stern man in forest garb marches smartly about in a perfect square.
A young adventurer whimpers for your attention.
A poor human adventurer tells you 'I see you have returned.  Do you have the items I asked for?'

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 188legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> aff
A Strange Bridge Spanning a Narrow Valley
 
[Exits: north south]

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 187legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> A Bend in the Forest Road
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 186legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> n
The Feanwyyn Weald
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 182legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> The Feanwyyn Weald
 
[Exits: north east south west]

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 175legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
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People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     The Feanwyyn Weald

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 175legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
You are affected by:
Skill: 'artery' modifies strength by -6 for 5 hours.
Power: 'truesight' for 0 hours.
Power: 'truesight' for 0 hours.
Physical effect: 'gourmet meal' modifies morale by 2 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'sneak' for 27 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 29 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 29 hours.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 175legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
The Feanwyyn Weald
 
[Exits: north south west]

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 168legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
w
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The Feanwyyn Weald
 
[Exits: east south]
A beautiful bluebird hops nervously along a high branch.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
w
w
w
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
w
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<426(70%)hp 469(95%)mana 161legs |8 AM| (17087tnl)> w
Alas, you cannot go that way.
The lightning has stopped.
Your eyes see less truly.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 199legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 199legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Alas, you cannot go that way.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 199legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     The Feanwyyn Weald

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 199legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> A Bend in the Forest Road
 
[Exits: north east south west]
Stopping for a brief moment to eat, a young deer is here.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 195legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> The End of the Forest Road
 
[Exits: east south west]

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 194legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> w
Entrance to the Burned Forest
 
[Exits: east west]

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 190legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> w
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The Beginnings of a Walnut Grove
 
[Exits: east west down]
A grimy blood beast is here, sniffing through the soot.
The tiny burn-scarred guardian weeps in agony.
This crazed looking man mutters maniacally as he keeps the embers burning.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 181legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> w
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The Beginnings of a Walnut Grove
 
[Exits: east west down]
This crazed looking man mutters maniacally as he keeps the embers burning.
The tiny burn-scarred guardian weeps in agony.
With a worried look, the small forest guardian looks to help its tiny friends.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 172legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> whe
The Beginnings of a Walnut Grove
 
[Exits: north east west down]
A burly lumberjack tends to the small saplings here.
This emaciated squirrel searches vainly for nuts.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 163legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> The Beginnings of a Walnut Grove
 
[Exits: east west down]
With a grim face, the small guardian looks for some small shrub to tend.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 154legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: north east west down]
A chipmunk runs around with its tail on fire!

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 145legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> call 'true
Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west down]
The tiny burn-scarred guardian weeps in agony.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 136legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 136legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: north east west down]
With a worried look, the small forest guardian looks to help its tiny friends.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 127legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west down]
A chipmunk runs around with its tail on fire!

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 118legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west down]
With a grim face, the small guardian looks for some small shrub to tend.
A grimy blood beast is here, sniffing through the soot.
A small, ash-colored beast is here, blood dripping from his fangs.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 109legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west down]
This emaciated squirrel searches vainly for nuts.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 100legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: north east west down]
A small, ash-colored beast is here, blood dripping from his fangs.
The scorching sun parches you.

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 91legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west]

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 82legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

<436(71%)hp 469(100%)mana 82legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> You concentrate in a state of battle readiness.
Your extreme exertion MASSACRES you!
You look around sharply!

***QUAFF FLIGHT?  DAMN...***

<366(60%)hp 469(97%)mana 82legs |9 AM| (17087tnl)> rest
You rest.
 
***TRYING TO REST TO REGAIN MOVES TO ATTACK THE RIFT***
***SNIP THREE HOURS LATER***

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> who pk
[33 Gnome Shf] (PK) Tidola the Master of Size
[35  Elf  War] (PK) Kayella the Warrior of the Blade
*35 D-Elf War* (PK) [BATTLE] Vrtainen the Warrior of the Blade
[32 Duerg Thi] (PK) Gaorloch the Master of Hearing
[41 Human Bar] (PK) Nyii the Master Poet
[33 Human Ran] (PK) Raichu the Stalker in the Woods
[36 D-Elf Tra] (PK) Alise the Mistress of the Mind
[39 Gnome Shf] (PK) Aab the Metamorph
[31 W-Elf Bar] (PK) Jakziim the Master Minstrel
[30  Elf  Ran] (PK) Thalladius the Coastrunner
[40 D-Elf Tra] (PK) Luvren the Disruptor of Organs
[42 Cloud War] (PK) Ashmogik the Commander of Warfare
[36 Human A-P] (PK) Koik the Knight of the Apocalypse

Players found: 13

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> whe
People near you:
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> aff
You are affected by:
Power: 'truesight' for 6 hours.
Power: 'truesight' for 6 hours.
Physical effect: 'gourmet meal' modifies morale by 2 for 3 hours.
Skill: 'artery' modifies strength by -6 for 0 hours.
Skill: 'sneak' for 22 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies hit roll by 7 for 24 hours.
Commune: 'bless' modifies save vs spell by -14 for 24 hours.

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> who pk
[33 Gnome Shf] (PK) Tidola the Master of Size
[35  Elf  War] (PK) Kayella the Warrior of the Blade
*35 D-Elf War* (PK) [BATTLE] Vrtainen the Warrior of the Blade
[32 Duerg Thi] (PK) Gaorloch the Master of Hearing
[41 Human Bar] (PK) Nyii the Master Poet
[33 Human Ran] (PK) Raichu the Stalker in the Woods
[36 D-Elf Tra] (PK) Alise the Mistress of the Mind
[39 Gnome Shf] (PK) Aab the Metamorph
[31 W-Elf Bar] (PK) Jakziim the Master Minstrel
[30  Elf  Ran] (PK) Thalladius the Coastrunner
[40 D-Elf Tra] (PK) Luvren the Disruptor of Organs
[42 Cloud War] (PK) Ashmogik the Commander of Warfare
[36 Human A-P] (PK) Koik the Knight of the Apocalypse

Players found: 13

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> whe
People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      Entrance to the Burned Forest
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

***QUAFF RETURN?  OH YEAH...***

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> wake
You stand up.

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> whe
People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      Ashes of NoWhere
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

<527(85%)hp 469(100%)mana 312legs |1 PM| (17087tnl)> snort
You snort.
Strength returns to you as your arterial wound begins to heal.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.
The scorching sun parches you.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
choke kay
They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<538(87%)hp 469(100%)mana 350legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay

Kayella swings a jeweled dagger in a sweeping blow to your hamstring!
Kayella's hamstring slice MANGLES you!
Kayella is in perfect health.

***ALRIGHT, I NEVER KNEW HAMSTRING TOOK HALF YOUR MOVES AWAY.  I KNOW IT UPS MOVEMENT COSTS, DROPS DEX, AND CAUSES BLEEDING...IT ALSO DISARM AND OR DISTORT?***

<450(72%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> Kayella misleads you with a quick move, misdirecting your choke to her left.  ***GOTTA LOVE GETTING LAGGED THREE ROUNDS BY AN EVADED SKILL.  I THOUGHT THAT BUG WAS FIXED?***
Kayella is in perfect health.

<450(72%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 
Your shield blocks Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You dodge Kayella's pierce.
Your wrath maims Kayella!
Kayella has a few scratches.

<450(72%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke

You parry Kayella's pierce.
You knock Kayella's wrath aside before it comes near you.
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
Kayella dodges your wrath wildly.
Kayella parries your wrath.
You cannot find the Cabal Power within you.
Kayella dodges your wrath.
Kayella has a few scratches.

<450(72%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 
Kayella thrusts her dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
A spray of blood erupts from your wound!
Kayella's deep gash MASSACRES you!
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You quickly leap away from Kayella's wrath.
You parry Kayella's pierce.
You parry Kayella's pierce.
Your wrath nearly breaks through Kayella's blocking blow.
Kayella parries your wrath.
Kayella has a few scratches.

<382(61%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You lash out with a flail of Pestilence and wrap it around Kayella's neck!
Your choking lash MUTILATES Kayella!
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<382(61%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 
You parry Kayella's pierce.
Kayella parries your wrath.
Kayella dodges your wrath and closes in for a concealed attack!
Kayella's pierce MANGLES you!
Kayella parries your wrath.
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<301(48%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 
Kayella stops using a jeweled dagger.
Kayella wields an envenomed steel stiletto.
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<301(48%)hp 469(100%)mana 175legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 
Kayella lunges at you and stabs you with an envenomed steel stiletto!
Kayella's stab MANGLES you!
A spray of blood erupts from your stab wound!
Kayella twists her dagger further into your thigh wound!  ***GREAT, THERE GOES ANOTHER HALF OF MY MOVES.  IMPS MUST REALLY HATE VILLAGERS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY***
Kayella's twist DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Kayella's poisonous bite.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
You parry Kayella's poisonous bite.
You dodge Kayella's poisonous bite.
Kayella dodges your wrath.
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 87legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> say I don't have time for this.
flee
You say 'I don't have time for this.'
You parry Kayella's poisonous bite.
You parry Kayella's wrath.
You parry Kayella's poisonous bite.
Kayella parries your wrath.
Kayella has some small but disgusting cuts.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 87legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east south]
You flee from combat!

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 69legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> e
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Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west]
( 2) The sand here is slightly discolored, having recently absorbed some fresh blood.
Kayella is here.
A small, ash-colored beast is here, blood dripping from his fangs.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 51legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> e
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Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: north east west down]

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 33legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> Ashes of NoWhere
 
[Exits: east west down]
This emaciated squirrel searches vainly for nuts.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.  ***SO BEFORE THE FIGHT, I HAD RESTED FOUR HOURS TO GAIN MOVEMENT POINTS SO I COULD RUN.  I MADE IT ALL OF THREE ROOMS.  YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME***

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.
***QUAFF RETURN...OH WAIT***

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> You are too exhausted.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> People near you:
(PK) Kayella                      The Beginnings of a Walnut Grove
(PK) Vrtainen                     Ashes of NoWhere

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<151(24%)hp 469(100%)mana 15legs |2 PM| (17087tnl)> 

Autosaving.
You continue to bleed from your wounds.
Your bleeding hamstring injures you.
You sure are BLEEDING!

<137(22%)hp 469(100%)mana 23legs |3 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<137(22%)hp 469(100%)mana 23legs |3 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
They aren't here.

<137(22%)hp 469(100%)mana 23legs |3 PM| (17087tnl)> choke kay
***TYPICAL LINK.  I'm FUCKING SPAMMING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN***

Kayella thrusts her dagger towards you, attempting to sever your artery!
Blood gushes out of your severed artery!
Kayella's deep gash MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Kayella gets in one more shot as you flee.
Kayella's parting blow MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!


You have died, but the Carrion Fields are not finished with you yet!
Your soul is returned to the realms in the form of a ghost.
You will return to your corporeal state in a short while.
Be careful, for even a ghost should fear some dangers!
Your vitality is ebbing fast.  
***HEY ENLILTH, UMM, IF I WIN THE ROLE CONTEST, ASSUMING I DON'T CONDIE FIRST...YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.***
Subject Author Views Posted

Some days I just don't know why I rolled a villager. Masochism or stupidity?

LogFiend 748 March 25, 2008 09:27AM

Learn to run

jmc 347 March 25, 2008 06:59PM

You employed hit and run with a regen form? Total unsurpassed genius

Graham 315 March 26, 2008 04:22AM

Oh right. Forgot to say it was me again 6 ragers. n/t

jmc 272 March 26, 2008 05:38AM

umm, am I missing something?

daurwyn(VIP) 343 March 25, 2008 10:32PM

He should've picked his fight at the beginning

jmc 307 March 26, 2008 05:39AM

He spammed choke because he was out of moves. Other than that, I mostly agree. NT

Sam 261 March 26, 2008 01:38PM

The log disagrees with you.

jmc 257 March 26, 2008 03:28PM

If you're not on a different continent, consider getting a new ISP. nt

Isildur(VIP) 313 March 25, 2008 01:32PM

Dash could be playing a role in this log, but no way to verify.

_Magus_ 305 March 25, 2008 01:33PM

Fight on your own terms, otherwise... run like a girl n/t

hopelessdwarf 248 March 25, 2008 01:26PM

The comments were actually flavorful.

_Magus_ 387 March 25, 2008 11:26AM

Granted he could have avoided a zone with high move costs after choke n/t

Kamuela 251 March 25, 2008 01:07PM

Dude, just think about deathblow!

Dwoggurd 348 March 25, 2008 11:33AM



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