Uh oh! I have too many staff wielding giants chasing me now. I have ruined my ranking! Oh wait... I'll use Feldar to kill them!

Feldar's brutal attack MANGLES you!
Feldar's brutal attack MASSACRES you!
*** Two rounds later.

Oops, I guess I won't. Or even funnier:
Feldar's brutal attack MANGLES an Udgaard patroller!
Feldar's brutal attack MASSACRES an Udgaard patroller!