The way how NOT to play CF.

LogFiend
October 16, 2008 04:45PM
*** So, i'm a level 38 minotaur warrior, chilling at some far corner of Thera. And the healer is a level 40 elf.

*** My group just disbanded, and i switched to my browser window to read some new Clichequest series while resting.

*** Can you imagine my surprize, as the first thing that i noticed when switched back to zMUD, was the end part of this log... Meh.

<313hp(46%) 125m 588mv 6101tnl> (5 PM) <outdoor wilderness> where
People near you:
(PK) Methegiant                    A Trail Through a Valley

<313hp(46%) 125m 588mv 6101tnl> (5 PM) <outdoor wilderness> rest
sleep
You are already resting.

<313hp(46%) 125m 588mv 6101tnl> (5 PM) <outdoor wilderness> You go to sleep.

<313hp(46%) 125m 588mv 6101tnl> (5 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You have become better at meditation!

<515hp(76%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'

<515hp(76%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
You feel unclean.

<515hp(76%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
Pinpoints of light envelop you, revealing your presence to all!

<515hp(76%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You yell 'Help someone is attacking me!'
A mountain lion's bite DISMEMBERS you!
A mountain lion's bite decimates you!
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
Ahealer starts aiming at you!
A mountain lion is in perfect health.

<429hp(63%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You dodge a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion has a few scratches.

<429hp(63%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite misses you.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
A mountain lion's bite maims you!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<396hp(58%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a mountain lion.
A soft golden light shines from a mountain lion's wounds.
A mountain lion has a few scratches.

<396hp(58%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite devastates you!
A mountain lion's bite misses you.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Ahealer's punch nearly strikes you before you turn it away.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer looks at a mountain lion.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a mountain lion.
A soft golden light shines from a mountain lion's wounds.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's kick misses you.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
A mountain lion's bite is unable to penetrate a breastplate decorated with red enamel.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<366hp(54%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite devastates you!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice misses a mountain lion.
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<336hp(49%) 277m 638mv 6099tnl> (8 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a mountain lion.
A soft golden light shines from a mountain lion's wounds.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<343hp(50%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You dodge a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice maims Ahealer!
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<343hp(50%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite devastates you!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<312hp(46%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a mountain lion.
A soft golden light shines from a mountain lion's wounds.
A mountain lion has some small but disgusting cuts.

<312hp(46%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You swing wildly at a mountain lion after barely stopping his bite.
Your slice DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice maims Ahealer!
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
You toss your head and gore a mountain lion with one of your horns!
Your goring DISMEMBERS a mountain lion!
You throw a mountain lion to one side with a jerk of your horns!
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<312hp(46%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes for a moment and nods at a mountain lion.
A soft golden light shines from a mountain lion's wounds.
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<312hp(46%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite devastates you!
A mountain lion's bite decimates you!
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice MANGLES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<252hp(37%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's kick decimates you!
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<224hp(33%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite maims you!
A mountain lion's bite decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<162hp(24%) 284m 638mv 6099tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion's bite devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MUTILATES Ahealer!
You have become better at riposte!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion parries your slice.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion parries your slice.
A mountain lion is covered with bleeding wounds.

<130hp(19%) 284m 638mv 6097tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's kick misses you.
A mountain lion's bite maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry a mountain lion's bite.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice MASSACRES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion dodges your slice.
Your slice MANGLES a mountain lion!
A mountain lion is gushing blood.

<96hp(14%) 284m 638mv 6097tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
A mountain lion flees back into the wilderness in pain.

<96hp(14%) 284m 638mv 6097tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice MUTILATES Ahealer!
Ahealer is covered with bleeding wounds.

<96hp(14%) 284m 638mv 6097tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MUTILATES Ahealer!
You fail to get in one more shot as Ahealer flees.
Ahealer has fled!

<96hp(14%) 284m 638mv 6097tnl> (9 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You feel your pulse slow down.

<115hp(17%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You yell 'Help!  I am being attacked by Ahealer!'
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Ahealer is in perfect health.

<115hp(17%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's punch nearly breaks through your blocking blow.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice decimates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Ahealer is covered with bleeding wounds.

<115hp(17%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's kick maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice MUTILATES Ahealer!
Ahealer is covered with bleeding wounds.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Ahealer is writhing in agony.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice decimates Ahealer!
Your slice maims Ahealer!
Ahealer is convulsing on the ground.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
A soft golden light shines from Ahealer's wounds.
Ahealer is gushing blood.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Ahealer dodges your slice.
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice misses Ahealer.
Ahealer is writhing in agony.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
A soft golden light shines from Ahealer's wounds.
Ahealer is gushing blood.

<82hp(12%) 295m 638mv 6097tnl> (10 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
The rain ceases.

Autosaving.
Ahealer is gushing blood.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice misses Ahealer.
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice maims Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Ahealer is writhing in agony.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer closes his eyes with a look of concentration for a moment.
A soft golden light shines from Ahealer's wounds.
Ahealer is gushing blood.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
Your slice maims Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Ahealer is convulsing on the ground.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Ahealer's kick misses you.
Ahealer is convulsing on the ground.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You parry Ahealer's punch.
You parry Ahealer's punch and return an attack of your own.
Your slice MUTILATES Ahealer!
Your slice devastates Ahealer!
Ahealer is stunned, but will probably recover.
Your slice MASSACRES Ahealer!
Ahealer is DEAD!!
Ahealer's severed head plops on the ground.

<90hp(13%) 304m 638mv 6097tnl> (11 PM) <outdoor wilderness> 
The pink light enveloping you slowly fades to nothingness.

<126hp(18%) 329m 638mv 6097tnl> (2 AM) <outdoor wilderness> 
Word spreads throughout the land that your victory over Ahealer has forced him into hiding!

<126hp(18%) 329m 638mv 6097tnl> (2 AM) <outdoor wilderness> 
You disappear into the void.
Subject Author Views Posted

The way how NOT to play CF.

LogFiend 2179 October 16, 2008 04:45PM

Dumbass Healer...

BattleCharmed 724 October 17, 2008 10:15AM

He was probably unempowered, lol nt

Scrimbul 184 October 17, 2008 12:34PM

My fucking hero. NT

Sam 201 October 16, 2008 10:41PM

Practice kick, dude.

Dwoggurd 629 October 16, 2008 08:40PM

Omg, he does not need advice. Lol! nt

Yhorian(VIP) 224 October 17, 2008 03:03AM

pwn3d. nt

Isildur(VIP) 192 October 16, 2008 07:37PM

Heh, darn healers :) nt

reincarnate 798 October 16, 2008 07:18PM

Ok. This makes top ten funniest log. n/t

lightmage 166 October 16, 2008 06:37PM

No way!

shapa 429 October 16, 2008 11:37PM

Way. nt

The Forsaken(VIP) 162 October 16, 2008 09:10PM

I cannot stop laughing

torak 582 October 16, 2008 06:13PM

Java you should not try to play healers n/t

Elhe 224 October 16, 2008 04:56PM

Why do you suck so much?

Rogue 697 October 16, 2008 07:52PM

SHIT, SINCE PRO'S BEEN GONE TOO LONG ROGUE MUTATED INTO SOME KIND OF GIANT ASSHOLE HYBRID NT

Scrimbul 220 October 17, 2008 12:21PM

Mutating would have meant a change occurred, right?~

Inquisitor 173 October 17, 2008 11:59PM

I'd consider deleting this post.. but.

jhyrbian(PWN) 496 October 17, 2008 09:08AM

Now THIS I can't stop laughing at!

deriveh 417 October 17, 2008 04:28AM

hmmm...wtf? txt

ujudludul 389 October 16, 2008 09:31PM

Are you, like, responding to the wrong thread or something?

The Forsaken(VIP) 425 October 16, 2008 09:12PM

This is so cute

torak 442 October 16, 2008 08:27PM

Thank you, fuck you

Elhe 434 October 16, 2008 08:04PM

n/t

Krilcov 216 October 17, 2008 06:25AM

Well done, my young padavan =) n/t

Elhe 298 October 17, 2008 07:28AM



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