Let me tell you a little story

November 14, 2016 12:36AM
There was this nobody magistrate of hamsah shifter and there was a mouth. The mouth had a minotaur villager attached to it, and a pincer staff attached to the villager.

They fought a few times, and every time was the same: 4-5 critical strikes would be enough to send the weakling mage running, ABS or not, but it wasn't easy to run with all that cutoff and pincer staff, and if the mage tried to revert to word, he would find that he would get struck suddenly and lagged a round (some say it was Space, or perhaps the minotaur's unparalleled wisdom). So the mage was a little skittish about trying to fight on the mouth's terms, and he hid and waited for an opportunity.

The mouth saw himself as winning, and then he would talk. He wasn't very good at it, but the message was gotten across: "You hahe no retholve to vight vor what you believe in, I thpit on you, coward, blah blah blah."

The mage decided, that if he cannot fulfill the inviolable rule that all criminals forfeit their right to live, he can at least try and work on another commandment: that weapons should always be confiscated. So next time they fought, the mage took the form of a one-humped camel, and (irony of the situation notwithstanding), he spit at in eyes of the villager that was attached to the mouth. He then took shape of a wildcat to swipe the polearm out of the villager's hands, and sacrificed it to the great Umiron. Then he ran.

This repeated many many times and each time the mouth's whining voice grew more high-pitched as he threw around threats. The mage tried to point out that he's only following the commandment of law: criminals are not allowed to possess weapons whatsoever, but to no avail. And then they killed the mouth with the help of a fellow magistrate, a warrior, where the mage used another lesser form, gazelle, as that was the only form he knew that could lag at all.

The villager died and lost all of his weapons, although the mouth lived and continued to talk, and there were many other battles afterwards but that's a whole another story.

The moral is: pick utility focus and don't shy away from lesser forms, and you will find many options presented before you.
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wasted 685 November 08, 2016 09:17AM

Wat. Shapeshifters are one of the least tedious classes in CF.

Murphy 444 November 08, 2016 08:26PM

Re: Wat. Shapeshifters are one of the least tedious classes in CF.

wasted 407 November 09, 2016 12:32PM

Let me tell you a little story

Murphy 396 November 14, 2016 12:36AM

NO no no no no no. It goes, "Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jeb." Get it right mofo. (n/t)

Frosty 316 November 14, 2016 04:25AM

Sorry, but Jeb is busy chilling in a research station in orbit of Eve. I'm still figuring out an expedition to get him back with all that science he collected. Then he can tell you all the stories himself. (n/t)

Murphy 321 November 15, 2016 06:45AM

Sorry, my bad, It's Jed, not Jeb. I mucked that one up. Oil, that is. Black gold, texas tea. (n/t)

Frosty 304 November 15, 2016 06:54AM

tl;dr (n/t)

Rhyaldrin 324 November 14, 2016 12:40AM

Yeah, that's too much text for a morning read, especially if I haven't had my morning coke yet. (n/t)

Frosty 323 November 14, 2016 04:27AM

For shame

Kstatida 340 November 14, 2016 12:59AM

But this is true for many many classes. (n/t)

Murphy 310 November 13, 2016 04:38PM

There are some character builds and gear loadouts that you are more likely to have to gang 2v1 than not.

Scrimbul 450 November 13, 2016 10:27AM

Not for me

daurwyn(VIP) 415 November 09, 2016 04:07AM

Re: Not for me

wasted 376 November 10, 2016 09:41AM

Murphy uses "tedious" wrong

Kstatida 385 November 09, 2016 04:19AM

Re: Murphy uses "tedious" wrong

wasted 404 November 10, 2016 01:08PM

This, so this. NT

Sam 336 November 08, 2016 10:37PM

What forms? (n/t)

Quas 335 November 08, 2016 11:45AM

Silverback/dillo (n/t)

wasted 371 November 08, 2016 06:42PM

Holy shit that's nice combo (n/t)

Kstatida 328 November 08, 2016 11:51PM

Didn't you have the sand lizard too? (n/t)

Frosty 309 November 08, 2016 06:50PM

Yes, and that. (n/t)

wasted 321 November 08, 2016 09:29PM



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