Vahrtznif role chapter 3

August 07, 2017 02:53PM
Years of eating orphans takes its toll on young dwarves. If you were paying attention, however, you would know that Vahrtznif is a duergar, so years of eating orphans did not take a toll on him. What did take a toll from duergar (and everyone else) was the Toll Troll standing at the front of the Bridge of Sorrows, a bridge that Vahrtznif desperately needed to pass. Gas. Toot toot.

“So, you want to pass the Bridge of Sorrows, do you” polled the Toll Troll.

“I need to cross the Bridge of Sorrows if I plan on getting to the other side” replied Vahrtznif.

“Bring me a bowl of Lunky Jujus, for they are magically decent™” included the Toll Troll.


With that, Vahrtznif was on the move. He got off the move, and then began hunting down a bowl of Lunky Jujus. “If I needed to find a bowl of Lunky Jujus, where would I go?” thought Vahrtznif. Just then, on the lily pad, Vahrtznif saw a leprechaun. “OOoooh, they always catch me!” shouted the leprechaun, whose nametag revealed his name: Lunky. “There’s Lunky! Catch his Lunky Jujus!” shouted Vahrtznif at himself. He lept onto the lily pad, but the leprechaun moved with soulless agility.


“What if I had a new, great green clover? I could blend right in!” lunked Lunky. He quickly waddled into Clover Forest, which was a field full of clovers. After fashioning himself a clover hat, Lunky prostrated himself onto the ground. However, Vahrtznif has prostrate cancer, and can detect anyone who is laying down. Vahrtznif thought to himself, “You just ran out of lunk, Lunky.” Lunky sighed and bleated “the chase never stops…How can I keep rainbows from fading away, fading away? It’s as colorful as marshmallows in me Lunky Jujus, but now it’s fading away, fading away…” Vahrtznif leaned over and plucked the bowl of Lunky Jujus from Lunky’s hat, stating “all it took was a little luck…


…and a pluck.” Doink!


Vahrtznif returned to the Bridge of Sorrows, eager to give the Toll Troll what was rightfully Lunky’s. Surprised at Vahrtznif’s mission completion time, he accepted the bowl of Lunky Jujus while a toothy grin slowly consumed his face, ending with a small burp. The Toll Troll leaned in and whispered into Vahrtznif’s ear “but can you solve the riddle?”

“You… you tricked me!” Vahrtznif screamed.

“That’s where you’re wrong,” began the Toll Troll, “I may trick you. Then again, I may not.”

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2017 02:53PM by Stevers.
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Vahrtznif is dead. Goodbyes on the officials, and logs will be posted eventually. n/t

Stevers 232 August 07, 2017 02:50PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 9 (because 7 and 8 don't pertain to the main storyline)

Stevers 243 August 07, 2017 02:56PM

Well written!

karnif 285 August 10, 2017 10:55PM

I wonder if there are other techniques to achieve the same effect.

Stevers 234 August 11, 2017 02:42PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 6

Stevers 249 August 07, 2017 02:54PM

Re: Vahrtznif role chapter 6

lightmage 288 August 10, 2017 11:10AM

I don't get why this wasn't done sooner, or maybe it has?

Stevers 203 August 11, 2017 02:40PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 5

Stevers 203 August 07, 2017 02:54PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 4

Stevers 195 August 07, 2017 02:53PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 3

Stevers 190 August 07, 2017 02:53PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 2

Stevers 204 August 07, 2017 02:52PM

Vahrtznif role chapter 1

Stevers 239 August 07, 2017 02:52PM



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