I can see it now. Yhorian sits in a little outdoor cafe drinking a latte and reading 'qhcf.net' on his laptop.
A rental car pulls up across the road and the door opens.
Yhorian, oblivious to the imminent threat, posts the latest on his mage soloing project.
AA stamps out a cigarette under his boot-heel and begins to advance, he hangs back a moment as a police car passes.
AA reaches the table and mutters 'You've had this a long time coming you punk!'
The coffee cup smashes on the floor 'The Usual Suspects' style.
*queue emotive classical music - preferably that score from 'Platoon' when Willem Defoe gets left behind near the Viet Kong*
A systematic beating proceeds.
'This..'
*Thwap*
'Is..'
*Thwap*
'For..'
*Thwap*
'Your..'
*Thwap*
'Forum'
*Thwap*
'Transgressions!'
*Thwap*
As AA walks away Vladimir, Rogue and Yoda appear in the sky in Jedi robes, smiling.
I think I should take this idea to Hollywood. It could be called 'The Moderator'.