#alias {say} {esay %item("'quietly and calmly' " %-1 | "'while sniffing the ground' " %-1 | "'while stroking a whisker' " %-1 | "'in a slightly quicker tone' " %-1 | "'while scanning the area' " %-1,%random(1,5))}

There you go!

Change the number 5 with however many different emotes you want to write in there. This will also work with "rest" and "sleep" if you want to copy/paste and change the say/esay with that...

That is just a lazy way of RPing though I guess, I still think esay/rest/sleeps should be specific to the situation you're in, like there should be a reason you're talking through your nose one minute, or burping out your letters the next. Not just randomly. But that's just my two cents.