Usagi Miyagi 2028!

January 21, 2017 07:37PM
After the 3rd term of Donald Trump, President Usagi Miyagi takes the oath of office in full combat gear. With a inaugural address of, "thanks," President Miyagi boards a chopper and flies off. WWIII is announced by news stations, interrupting stories questioning where the president may have gone. America attacks the rest of the world with the help of Russia and it's newly appointed Prime Minister Kstatida. A combat war council is established called People Eradicating Reality just Move Aside or PERMA.

Members of PERMA are given control of the world's territories.
Frosty is given control of all cold places that aren't Russia.
Rhyaldrin is given control of New Europa Empire where he is known to assassinate political opponents by throwing them over and over.
Matrik is given control of forest terrain.
Neltouda is given control of the seas, Jalim just gets shit for killing people without even talking.
Sam is given control of the sports board.
Murphy is turned into a cyborg even though that wasn't what he intended.
Batman is given shitloads of props, but no one ever hears from him again.
Stories of Stevers and President Usagi Miyagi circulate, but they never make any sense.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2017 08:01PM by MiyagiYojimbo.
Subject Author Posted

If anyone is interested in the meaning of life

MiyagiYojimbo January 18, 2017 03:27PM

Where does the 42 figure in there? (n/t)

Murphy January 20, 2017 11:52PM

42 = 7*6. 7 for the magic, 6 for the sex. nt

Flipside Oreo January 21, 2017 06:16AM

I love your posts. Seriously. (n/t)

bloodmoon January 20, 2017 11:50PM

Thanks, want to see something crazy?

MiyagiYojimbo January 21, 2017 02:16AM

Here's something for you

zoskia January 21, 2017 05:37PM

Thank you

MiyagiYojimbo January 21, 2017 07:43PM

You should be president. :) (n/t)

Frosty January 21, 2017 09:26AM

Usagi Miyagi 2028!

MiyagiYojimbo January 21, 2017 07:37PM

That is true.

Kstatida January 24, 2017 04:28AM

Can we stop talking about Batman already? It's sad enough that I have to be reminded in my daily life, but on the boards also? n/t

Stevers January 23, 2017 06:41PM

It's freaky as hell how good you are at this, did you just start a few years ago? n/t

jalim January 21, 2017 07:17AM

I've been studying for a long time, but rarely practiced. I started practicing after the top of Saturn turned gold.

MiyagiYojimbo January 21, 2017 07:57PM

*Slow Clap*

bloodmoon January 21, 2017 07:02AM

Thank you. n/t

jalim January 18, 2017 03:40PM



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