I don't know how many simple things I just expect to be able to easily do and this router is like.. er... we don't do that.. if it were a barrista at starbucks I'd have gone to jail for assault.. and maybe attempted murder.. though this is texas so "he had it comin'" might still be able to be used as a defense.. every dime is pre-spent til the end of this month too. :( so I'll have to barter with the wifey to get a new one before then.