Dad jokes.

Kez

March 20, 2013 01:18AM

Registered: 14 years ago
Posts: 1,171

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's the leading cause of dry skin in America?

Towels.

I literally know dozens, each as bad as the next. Here's one bad taste joke:

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Subject	Author	Posted
Who's got jokes?	Someone Not Special, Esquire	March 15, 2013 10:11AM
Dad jokes.	Kez	March 20, 2013 01:18AM
The first two slayed me.	RobDarken	March 20, 2013 05:37PM
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your door?	Sam	March 15, 2013 10:33PM
Wtf you ripped off dead baby jokes	HairyOrangutan	March 16, 2013 02:50PM
0/10	Stevers	March 16, 2013 04:34AM
What do you call Stevers at your door?	Sam	March 16, 2013 11:14AM
He stirs up all kinds of trouble with those pizza rolls man. (n/t)	RobDarken	March 16, 2013 11:48AM
A sailor moves into a harbor town	MiyagiYojimbo	March 15, 2013 04:43PM
Nice. n/t	Someone Not Special, Esquire	March 15, 2013 10:30PM
My grandfather DIED in a concentration camp!	vortexmagus	March 15, 2013 03:18PM
My friends and I semi-seriously considered starting an ADHD camp	valkenar	March 15, 2013 04:18PM
What'ya know from funny, ya bastid?	Jib	March 15, 2013 01:25PM
Awesome thanks. Never knew the source. n/t	Someone Not Special, Esquire	March 15, 2013 10:31PM
How do you prevent rape from happening?	(và² _à² )> AngryFatKid	March 15, 2013 10:57AM

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