Dios,
I'm proud to announce the formation of PETM: People for the Ethical Treatment of Mortals. We have come together united in our struggle against classism and mortalism. We ask you to join us in our crusade against injustice both in the Pantheon and amongst their avatars the Dios VIP stable (hereby referred to as: fuckboys).
For far too long our dank memes and freedom of speeches have been infringed upon by the fuckboys in an attempt to keep us in our place. They expect us to just make the same cookie-cutter characters over and over and endure the same nonsensical bullshit from vippies and log forum shills. Well, PETM says no more. From this day on our shitposting will be Syriaesque. We have over 9000 puppet accounts, VPN's and cat pictures and we are willing to use them. We are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.
Now, on to our simple demands:
1) Torak will be named glorious leader
2) Batman will be made a VIP to represent PETM within the awesome guys establishment.
4) Kstatida will have his handle formally changed to Boris It will appear red, to reflect his Communist heritage and Stalinist tendencies.
3) Jalim will be allowed to host his birthday party in the OT forum and NbM will promise not to attend.
6) Isildur will finally admit that he is no less than three immortals currently on the staff.
VII) All bannings must be approved by no less than a 7/9ths majority of PETM Union members.
10) This list is subject to change via memes.
If these demands are not met we will resort to tactics not seen since the Kovocaust of 2013.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2015 10:20AM by torak.