The PETM Tribunal is proud to announce a new service to better serve our members in the struggle against fuckboys and power tripping immortals: The General Keyboard Fund.
A portion of every pie and copper donated by PETM members is being put into special account to insure that all PETM revolutionaries are well stocked in keyboards to continue the fight. Members are allowed 2 (two) free keyboards per calendar year and can petition for a third in instances involving vodka spillage or use of the keyboard in self-defense against a bear or pack of wolves (hereby known as the Murphy clause). While this may seem excessive to some we must remember that sometimes computer hardware and accessories go Full Torak and simply stop doing their jobs. It is our collective duty to redistribute keyboards and support one another.
As always PETM remains dedicated to the health and prosperity of it's members. Stand together, bash together, loot together.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2016 12:10PM by Rhyaldrin.