They'd make an account, send a hundred crazy PMs, get banned, create a new account, rinse and repeat.
I'm not sure what the post count required for PM access is, but it should be relatively easy to get up to whatever it is, even if you only weigh in on things with a new player's
perspective or just post on the OT board.
And don't worry about embarrassing yourself. My last character was a leader, my one before that was Mageslayer, and I still need to use the maps on Dio's to get pretty
much anywhere and don't have the faintest idea where to find almost any prep in the game.