*** Our next encounter with Kreseba occurs in Eil Sharania, or whatever it is. ***
civilized <734hp 522m 703mv 7800tnl (43.31%) 3 PM>
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(PK) Ragglerut A Quiet Marketplace
Kinwa A Quiet Marketplace
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A Quiet Marketplace
The Eil Shaeria marketplace is a seri
*** Today we come across a sweet, happy rank 38 goblin playing in his sandbox, trying ***
*** on clothes and weapons - a little game with toys orcs and goblins like to play, called ***
*** Try-It-On-And-Off-And-Type-Score-A-Lot-Because-I-Don't-Have-Lore ***
*** But is Ragglerut safe? ***
*** Ragglerut never fully understood how the Grinning Skulls village worked, he probably ***
***
*** Today our goblin is off in the mage's tower looking for a gnome named Schlocknob ***
*** when instead he notices a fat giant ranger poke his head inside the tower. ***
civilized <647hp 507m 720mv 2 PM>
wher
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(PK) Lerkke A Large Hallway
a vampire bat Far Above a Thick Bank of Fog
(PK) Ragglerut The Ce
*** Today an innocent rank 40 goblin raider mosies into Silverwood to buy some venom ***
*** when, using now-elite scouting powers, he spies someone sneaky walking through ***
*** the woods... ***
wilderness <743hp 529m 715mv 1 AM>
wher
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(PK) Ragglerut The Cave of Webs
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wher
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(PK) Ve
*** Today we find a rank 34 Ragglerut shopping in Udgaard, when he sees a big ol' wight ***
*** chilling in a jet-black room. Ragglerut knows it's important to make big friends, ***
*** and although I'm generally too self-conscious to ask anyone directly for anything, ***
*** I am a goblin, so sucking up to those more powerful should be expected, right? ***
*** I had no idea wh
*** Today we have a rank 29 goblin raider against a rank 21 storm shaman. More good goblin math! ***
*** Ragglerut uses his expert hunting skills to find prey in the forest where rank 20-somethings ***
*** go to get PK'd: Azreth. Initially Ragglerut spies Ursangal and Illuiene, a rank 27 wood-elf. ***
*** A ranger and shaman together seems pretty scary, so Ragglerut waffles a bit. He de
*** Today we have a rank 40 Ragglerut, A Goblin Prince, seasoned and feared, like a badly cooked fish. ***
*** Our goblin is visiting the Orryx Steppes, hoping a certain very light ***
*** sword is there for the grappling, when something suspicious "flashes" in the sky. ***
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The Beginning of a Winding Path
Tall steppe grasses cover th
*** Today we have a rank 39 Ragglerut against a rank 32 storm paladin. ***
*** That's good goblin math, but even ***
*** with that rank disparity, a few things would have to go right for this ***
*** goblin to stand a chance. ***
*** Our story begins with Ragglerut spying his prey in the frost giant place.
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A Desolate Trai
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The Shaman's Quarters
This place does not look like the home of a common orc. It is amazingly
clean, and has a collection of stolen furniture, including a reddish
sandstone bed slab covered in furs. In the center of the room is an oak
table sided by granite seats and a shelf with neatly organized scrolls.
Sitting against
*** Today we learn why spamming to get first attack is stupid. ***
*** Our rank 35 goblin finds a tasty rank 37 human paladin resting in a cozy corner of ***
*** The Inn of the Eternal Star. He decides to see if he can surprise ***
*** Elarian coming out of the inn. Maybe he won't be sanc'd! ***
*** I run to Azreth to prep up, when look who I meet, out of range, luckily! ***
wi
*** Before we jump into Ragglerut's daring raid in Eregion, a fun taste of orc life. ***
*** Rank 30 Ragglerut awakens to find orcs busy with Tribunals. I barely can piece ***
*** together what they are talking about, but I make out that "we" hold the scales. ***
*** And now for a quick sample of orc dialogue: ***
Burzbog: we in skulls, ralon and dat assassin sometime come
*** Today we find our hungry goblin in the past, curious about what's inside the ***
*** prison cells he finds the keys to. A dicey proposition, but is it as dicey ***
*** as eating a petite fillet of rare blowfish? ***
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Inside the Prison
Just inside the prison sits a small desk and a small chair. Other than
these two simp
civilized <492hp 433m 591mv 5013tnl (56.48%) 11 AM>
You dual wield a small pruning axe.
A small pruning axe feels like a part of you!
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o all sleep
A giant spider goes to sleep.
Ok.
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sleep
You go to sleep.
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*** Ragglerut is a rank 35 goblin, Jalen a rank 35 human warrior. ***
PROTECTED civilized <693hp 426m 653mv 4912tnl (60.64%) 11 AM>
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(PK) Ragglerut The Plaza of the Kara Chal
Ravoc The Great Square of the Phoenix
PROTECTED civilized <693hp 426m 653mv 4912tnl (60.64%) 11 AM>
A fat merchant has arrived.
A bodyguard
*** There was a period where every other day I was getting jumped by assassins. It makes one very afraid ***
*** to solo rank! Most I was able to beat back but couldn't finish off. Assassins can't throw you when ***
*** you are mounted, but you can't trip or dirt. Here Ragglerut is rank 29, and he is so excited to
*** try to Make Fire! ***
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*** Ragglerut knows Lonfedric is out there... he collects himself, gets some discount preps and a new mount. ***
*** Now, where better to find an assassin than... ***
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Along the Eastern Road
Constructed of great slabs of closely fitted stone, a wide and wel
*** Some time later after chasing Vathnar around the Imperial City, our hungry little goblin ***
*** sees a dwarf named Vokrar awaken. Ragglerut bets he's got something to do at the palace too! ***
*** Skreenak is vis, so what a great time to impress him! ***
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*** Ollmurath has recruited Ragglerut to help defend the palace from a villager trying to ***
*** retrieve. A villager without the head? Should be a piece of cake! ***
|100% 100% 100% 65% 100% 65% 100% 100% 100% 19:00 08:31:38 civilized outdoor lightning full 3843 59.97% 7 PM 20 sober ?? standing 37
The Avenue of Conquest
You stand on a well-maintained road of exquisite engineering. Pe
*** Not too many days he after escaped an embarrassing death to Ragglerut, ***
*** I spy Vathnar the rager pincer svirf poking around the the rocky wastes. ***
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(PK) Vathnar At the Bottom of a Rock Face
(PK) Ragglerut
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Aboard 'The Kraken's Caress'
The Kraken's Caress is a harsh, spartan missionary long ship. No cabin for
the crew rests on her deck; instead stone beds are arranged at the aft of
the deck for the missionaries to sleep on, day or night, rain or shine.
Rows of stone prayer benches line the aft of the deck, and be
*** After learning about the nuances of weaponbreak, our goblin Ragglerut hatches a plan for the
*** next time he encounters Trroug. Armed with the knowledge that mainwield daggers are hard
*** to weaponbreak, bows without rapid fire suck in PK, that you can't fallback if
*** you aren't the group leader and no one else is attacking; armed with new mudlet highlights
*** that say rea
*** DISCLAIMER: The logs to follow show mindnumbing levels of unawareness, carelessness,
*** lack of knowledge, lack of timing, panicked key-punching, and general incompetence.
*** Especially this fight. But back off, it's hard to think fast!
***
*** But if you are a newbie, you'll learn some very fundamental things (not to do).
***
*** Next, some context. A mysterious half-elf
well up to rank 30 the purple roots hiding in the waters in ysigrath flushed me out pretty regularly. There are also purple "violet explosion" potions on a gnome in darien or dagdan or whatever, but think they suck.
Really the trick is to find the random spots in areas where people can't camo hide and wait for their overly aggressive asses to walk to you and step out. If you hav